Sad and absurd conversation

1, love is like this, some people would rather die of pain than let go.

If I can, I want to be crazy with you, just like squatting with you to make mushrooms.

3. If you are tired, you will slow down. If you are wrong, you will think of regret. If you are bitter, you will understand.

Everyone thought I was joking with him, only I knew I was serious.

5, Nu Wa made people, and Lao Yue led the red line; What about the man on my other side?

6. Crying doesn't mean being weak, but tears can't help falling when you are most helpless.

7. I'm afraid of your words. Do you love me? I don't want to talk about it anymore.

8. I don't mind the walls in my heart falling down one after another. I don't remember what it was like the first time.

9. If I appeared before her, would you love me?

10, tell yourself every time that this is the last time to believe in love.

1 1. If I say I still love you deeply, will I laugh for a long time?

12, nail the drunken tomorrow to the strings of Pandora, and spend the rest of your life pretending to sing heaven and earth.

13, women are fools and efforts of love. Be strong, just a man.

14, sometimes, even if you try your best, things will not develop as you think.

15, times have changed, I'm sorry. I missed a lot of your moments.

16, I am so easy to coax, but it's a pity that you just can't.

17, I want to say hello to you and nag you, but I can't find any excuse to say hello.

18, I lost my sweetheart, and there are no childhood friends in the world.

19, he ran to happiness, but she was still wandering.

20. When you have nothing, you will know what pain is.

2 1, with impeccable tenderness, why do you always feel inadequate?

22, two people together for a long time, just like the left hand and right hand, even if they no longer love each other, they will choose to be together.

23. Marry me not for fun, lest I want to rely on you again.

24, in fact, life needs very little, a glass of water, a bowl of rice, a sentence I love you.

25. It's not that I won't delete you. I just want to see how you write your feelings for that woman.

26. Memory is irreplaceable, and neither is man. However, old ideas will always be replaced by new love.

27. In life, we may miss it, but we miss it after all.

28. It is said that the stage is as big as the heart, but I have never seen such a big stage.

29. After you leave, tell him loudly that I love you and it has nothing to do with you.

30. There is an ending called destiny takes a hand, and there is a heartache called endless life.

3 1, live for you, die for you, and have no regrets in this life.

You used to live in my heart, but now you are far away from me. Why can't you take my heart away when you turn away?

33. Later, I was full of worries and didn't know who to listen to. The tea drinker wanted to leave, but the tea drinker didn't stay.

34. Leave the beautiful image of meeting and take away the acacia grass in bud. Only the green post road carries the thoughts of parting.

35. Love is actually simple. Meet someone worthy and marry him.

36. How nice it would be if only my fingerprints could open your heart.

37. The ending is like this, and the reason is no longer important.

38. Happiness is a moment. If you catch it, it will last forever. If you can't catch it, it will last forever.

39. The happy thing in the morning is that I woke up and saw what you replied to me last night, which I didn't have time to read.

40. My stubbornness is gone with the wind, and everything I have said is vague and I would rather not exist.

4 1, chasing love on the circular road, it is doomed that we will keep running, but we will never see the end.

42. The most painful thing is not to be abandoned by the person you love, but to watch him hold others' hands and abandon you!

43. Close your eyes and long for you to appear. How can I make you love me more!

44. Your leaving will definitely hurt your bones. This will be bloody and painful.

45. Live a carefree life with indifference.

46. Will anyone read all my talk and understand my daily joys and sorrows?

47. Parent-teacher conferences are essentially the same as mistresses, aiming at destroying family harmony.

The pain in the middle of the night is experienced by people in the middle of the night.

49. I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me.

50. There is always someone who will live in your heart forever, but he is no longer in your life.

5 1, after saying sorry so many times, can't you do something worthy of me?

52. Sky, it's raining. His umbrella is with you.

53. It doesn't matter if a man suffers, but don't suffer from his own woman.

54. I know I will forget you one day. I have no expectation and no sadness. I just know.

55. What you have is luck, but what you lose is life.

56. It's getting cold. Everyone should remember to add clothes.

57. Are you cheap? The mistress is there and can't have children.

58. I hate that I don't have the magic of Tang priest, and I can't control my heart that doesn't care about me.

59. Happy breakup. Who will be happy after breaking up?

60. Life is written in a scrawled version. Then it is faded by time and difficult to recognize.

6 1, love hurts, so don't expect anything from it.

62. As long as you say you love me. I can betray the whole world for you.

63. I wanted to forget you, but in the end I forgot myself.

64. The biggest helplessness in the world is that you love me, but I can't tell you that I love you too.

Sometimes, I just listen to a song over and over again, just because it sounds like your story.

66. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

67. Everyone is smart. Why not be stupid?

68. Dear friends, graduation is coming soon. Our dear friend should hold a confession. Don't be shy!

69. No matter how long it takes, you can't heal the scars carved in those years, let alone touch them.

70. If time never fails, I'd rather live in my childhood forever and do what I want to do.

7 1, the call of the distant soul, in order to find you, I was disappointed without any hope, just disappointed.

72. My heart is the alarm clock you set to remind me that I don't have enough time to miss you.

Please don't touch other people's bottom line. After all, you don't understand how horrible the hidden side is.

74. Don't fight for love, don't say love, don't love, don't really love.

75. There is always someone, no matter what he has done to you before. But you can always find a reason to forgive him.

76. Your memory has been forgotten into pieces, but it can also make my heart ache.

77. It's too bad now. Time is running out. The reality is too confused, expecting a little scratch.

78. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

79. There is no end to waiting, and you are doomed to be lonely all your life.

80. I know; Falling in love again will make you feel more lonely.

8 1, no phone calls, no greetings, no news, we are like familiar strangers.

82. When you are sad again, pretend to be a smiling face for others.

83. No matter how hard you choose, you should walk on your knees.

84. I can only leave alone with a heart that loves him.

Sad and ridiculous. Tell me a sentence that hurts.

1, I don't want to think about it, I am safe and sound.

2, be a man, don't be too pretentious, you will get hurt sooner or later; Don't be too slippery, you will be hit sooner or later; Don't be too bad, you will be kicked sooner or later.

The reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.

You said I was too inexplicable and unreasonable to understand you. In fact, you never care about all my feelings. The sea won't be blue, and I won't be absent. Dear, the street we walked yesterday is still fresh in my memory. You can't give me spiritual comfort. The best happiness is the care you give. 6. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia. 7. There is no doubt about employing people. ...

I tried my best not to let the people around me feel sad, only to find that it was myself who got hurt.

How does a broken heart accept another person?

7. When I was in the crowd, I found that I was still helpless, with nothing to say and nothing to follow.

8. In fact, you are not useless. You are still sick.

9. Living in different cities and taking different roads every day; Breathe the same air and look up at the same blue sky.

10, some people believe so much that they will put themselves in a place that will never be there. Ordinary life has no end, but when you walk bravely, you will find another world ahead. I don't understand, is the haze in the sky your sadness or mine? Whether it is appropriate in love is only an illusion, and ultimately it depends on who is more tolerant. Is it sad to see him making out with another woman? Sad? heart ...

1 1. Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

12, the entertainment circle is like a bathhouse without walls, and the stars are always naked in the eyes of the public.

13, where did you get so many changes? Everything we encounter is just the normal state of life.

Please don't take my concern for granted. No matter how much I love you, there will be a tired day in the end.

15, sometimes I take others too seriously, and as a result, I am nothing in the eyes of others.

16, I need an unforgettable feeling to forget this heartbreaking love.

17, I tried my best to catch it. Some people left too early. Looking forward to a hug, seeing happiness winding in front.

18, don't be nice to me when I give up, I will be reluctant to leave you.

19, are women always infatuated with love? Are women too naive?

20, gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, do not belong to themselves, why care.

2 1. The more I experience, the more I know. That's the truth. Let me grow slowly.

22. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others; Good people choose to hurt themselves.

23, lemon is sad, everyone knows, my heart is like lemon, no one understands.

24. When you look up and admire others, don't forget that at this moment, others are looking up and admiring you. 2. The most ridiculous love is that you love me and I love you, but we are not together. 3. Harmless people are hopeless and hurt. Only today. Impulse is also a kind of love. We can't forget a person, often not because of how many people there are. ...

25. Although I am fat, I am fat but not greasy.

26. Everyone remembers the happiest time and the most painful time.

27. Your memory, as well as your and my memories; My memory is full of writing your diary.

28. If you can't turn over the past, don't turn over. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.

29, stupid or not, see if you will be stupid.

We are all too young to take some things too seriously.

3 1, everyone in this house is unwilling to talk nonsense with the past. When you find out that time is a thief, it has stolen all your choices.

32. I don't want to be prosperous all my life. I just want you to be sincere to me.

I used to be a mute and couldn't sing the ends of the earth I wanted.

34. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't insist on.

35. I'm just an ordinary person with such a big brain, so sometimes I can forget it myself in order to make room for you.

36. Time is the best yardstick to measure feelings. Will make deep feelings deeper and shallow feelings shallower. Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I love you. I just understand that everyone will leave in the end, and there is no need to be too familiar with friends. This is called making a mistake for the first time, being stupid for the second time and being mean for the third time. When you give up, you must bear more things at the same time, including what you give up. ...

37. Envy is the most obvious confession, waiting is the stupidest confession, and companionship is the longest confession.

38. You didn't love me from the beginning. Why did you come to my world? I was stupid, only to find that you gave me hope and locked the shackles of the city gate. 3, the words in my heart will open the residual flowers on the paper and slip through the scars. 4. Say goodbye with tears. Everyone knows that I will never see you again. It's cold, and sadness begins to gather. 6. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetting is unnecessary. ...

39. If I don't mention you, I am still a person who loves to laugh.

40. Is there a song that reminds me of many past events and then makes me cry?

4 1, time will slowly precipitate memories, some people will gradually blur in your heart, learn to let go, and your happiness needs to be fulfilled by yourself.

42. There are people like me; In Weibo, looking at other people's writing, finding your own part is confusing.

I want to count the stars with you. Your IQ is too low, you can only count the moon.

44. Waiting for ... may not be easy; Hurt ... but easy.

45. What can be lifted and put down is called weight lifting, and what can be lifted and put down is called load bearing. Unfortunately, most people's love is heavy.

46. Twilight tells us that as long as men are old enough for Gao Fushuai, those girls won't care whether you are human or not.

47. When I think of you, a smile will appear on my ugly face.

48. I used to think that sadness would cause a lot of tears; It turns out that the real sadness is that I can't shed a tear.

49. It is better to retreat into a net than to go to the forest.

50. I turned off my mobile phone and QQ for a week, thinking that he would look for me all over the world. After I opened it, it turned out that I was thinking too much.

5 1, jealousy is the most obvious confession, waiting is the stupidest confession, and companionship is the longest confession.

52. You have to pretend that you don't care when your heart is surging. There are too many things that are only suitable for hiding in your heart and making him disappear.

When I took off my mask, I saw you running away.

54. When I talk to you, I feel enough and take it for granted, but I can't sleep anymore and I am more awake.

Don't be nice to me when I give up. I will be reluctant to leave you.

56. I am becoming more and more willful because I love you too much. More and more silence is because the injury is too painful. More and more polite because of disappointment.

57. I hate any opposite sex and good-looking same sex around you.

58. Women dare to go because they are sure that men will turn back and men will not, but because they are sure that women dare not go.

59. We, and those memories about us, turned out to be just a joke.

60. I remember when I was chatting with others, it was you.

6 1, I'm sorry I took you so long just because I like you.

62. Loneliness means that there is no one in your heart. Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around.

63. If you shed a lot of tears, you will look fall in price, so bite the bullet even if you are hurt.

64. Is there such a world that will never be dark? Is there a kind of forever, never changing?

65. If you take the initiative for a long time, everyone will be tired, not because you don't love it, but because you are tired.

66. I try to be what you like, but you tell me that you love her.

67, heartless, but also need to have a heart and lung, and then be hurt heartless, that process is called "heartbreak."

If one day you hurt my brother because of our contradiction, I would rather go to jail than spoil you.

69, a person's world, sick, a person to carry; Bored, hiding alone; It hurts. I'm alone.

70, don't rely too much on a person, because of dependence, so expect, because of expectation, so disappointed.

7 1. I thought we would never be apart, but that's just my idea.

72. If I say that I will regret marrying you one day, then I will regret not marrying you all my life.

73. I don't want to be prosperous all my life. I just want you to be sincere to me.

74. Love because of love, hate because of hate, everything, everything changes because of you ~

75. How can so many things be wrong? Everything they encounter is just the normal state of life.

76. Life is like a flower, which is easy to be beautiful and fragile.

77. Other people's fairy tales are always romantic, but mine are always bleak.

78. Does a man have a fickle heart? Is a man's heart cruel?

I don't know how those manual signatures can please you.

80, happiness is derailed in pain, sadness makes sentences for happiness, everything is beyond doubt, and barely living is evidence.

8 1, taking others too seriously will only be seen as useless by others.

82. I would rather miss it than take the initiative. I lost a lot of people.

83. Once the left hand held the right hand, now the left hand holds the dog.

84. I usually laugh and laugh, and nothing matters, but when I turn my head away, there is obviously some helplessness in my smile.

85. You have no idea how sad I am at some moment. You don't know, waiting without response is really tiring.

86. The most stubborn thing is a person's heart. You can convince everyone, but not your own heart.

If you shed a lot of tears, you will look fall in price, so bite the bullet even if you are hurt.

88. Waiting for your good news. But I can't wait for your comforting words.

89. The furthest distance in the world is when I stand in front of you, but I can only wish you happiness.

You never know how much you like a person unless you see him with someone else.

9 1, waiting for your good news. But I can't wait for your comforting words.

92. I'd rather let others think I'm happy than look miserable.

93, some things, I pretend not to know, know, will only make myself more heartache.

94. I thought I loved my sister, but I was just ambiguous.

95. What I like is that your smile shines on my rainy day, and what I like is that you hug me warmly and subtly.

96. Don't give up a man who doesn't know how to cherish you, let alone continue to pay your tenderness and love.

97. Tell yourself-don't be emotional, don't miss it secretly, and don't look back.

98. Actually, it's nice to be alone. No worries, no ties, just a little lonely.

Don't slam the door when you leave. You have to come back.

100, there is always someone in your life who will be so clearly engraved in your heart, immersed in blood and injected into bone marrow. You can't forget birth, illness and death. He will follow your breath all his life and accompany you to white-haired Qi Mei with your memory until the end of time.

A sad and ridiculous sentence

A beautiful, sad and ridiculous sentence

1) I'm blind, just because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

2) Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.

3) I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until I thought I was decadent.

4) I like you, it's none of your business. I'll try it if I like it.

5) Like a person and be happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

6) Throw the things you can't keep as far as possible, and maybe they will bounce back after hitting something.

7) If Confucius can't help you solve the problem, I will.

8) Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others; Good people choose to hurt themselves.

9) God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves room for you to choose your friends.

10) What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

1 1) The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

12) I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

13) I have a cool mini skirt, but my legs are not mini enough.

14) You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

15) I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I found that I was normal.

A selection of sad and absurd sentences

1) Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

2) Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you will play dumb.

3) speed is needed these days, otherwise you can't catch up with the heat when you eat shit.

4) If fate grabs your throat, you will scratch your armpit.

5) I watched you walk on the stage with my own eyes, and I don't know if you are going to make a fool of yourself.

6) As long as a person no longer wants anything, he can put everything down.

7) Are you dissatisfied with the world when you grow up like this?

8) Love is so short and forgetting is so long.

9) Three generations of flat chests are poor, and the waist is ruined for life. Big face is not a disease, but thick legs are fatal.

10) Life is like a cup of tea. It won't be a lifetime, but it will always be a while.

1 1) Don't say love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe!

12) The most unforgettable thing is that you will never think of it, but you will never forget it.

13) others can see the happiness on the face, but who can feel the pain in the heart?

14) whose loneliness covers my clothes and whose clothes cover my shoulders.

15) Don't love each other. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

A sad and ridiculous sentence.

1) I like myself now, and I miss us in the past.

2) It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there for me.

I'm emphasizing that you should keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

4) Besides being beautiful, oil has another advantage. You can shave when you are bored.

5) When you do something right, no one will remember it; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

6) Don't rely on others, only when you still have others to rely on.

7) There is nothing wrong with liking someone. What is wrong is liking someone who doesn't like himself.

8) Do two things every day: don't want to sleep at night and don't want to think in the morning.

9) Why is it that a woman lifts her bangs? You can do female sweat without lifting your bangs.

10) Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime.

1 1) What is irresistible is the beginning, and what is irresistible is the end.

12) I have been determined to be a wise man since I was a child, but I have only succeeded in half, and I am still in the second half.

13) The time difference is that summer is here, but my figure is still in winter.

14) People are really stupid when they are full, but they are smart from the inside out when they are hungry.

15) My desk is useless because I sleep with it.

16) It's really comfortable for people who don't like me to add trouble to your heart.

17) I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my computer screen.

18) the fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman and was willing to make the fisherman smile with his life.

19) Looking at other people's stories, I shed tears.

20) I am used to being uncomfortable, thinking of you and waiting for you, but I have never been used to not seeing you.

Tell me about funny personality.

Tell me about funny personality.

1. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today.

2. It is our responsibility to entertain the public, and it is our life goal to be entertained by the public.

3. Take your eyes away. I want to ask: Are your eyes red? You can infect me.

The most painful thing in life is to take a bus and put the bus card into the coin box handsomely.

5. In foreign countries, ideas and talents are king; at home, relationships and flattery can run rampant.

6. Give your uncle a smile, little girl. If you don't smile, your uncle will give you a smile

7. Those who have money are brushing Taobao, while those who have no money are brushing Weibo.

8. There is an expectation of waiting for take-away, and there is a dependence called screwing the bottle cap.

9. Wenneng writes a pen to control Lori, and Wuneng has a wife in bed. If you advance, you can bully your body, but if you retreat, you can raise your hips to meet the crowd.

10. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. I have no ability, but my skill is very high.

1 1. I dedicated my youth to the computer.

12. How long can the feeling of making love last?

13. I can afford this young lady's love.

14. I have difficulty in expressing my love.

15. Take your son by the hand and drag you away.

16. Every time you fall in love, one will be eliminated.

17. Q: What is money? A: It's something I don't have!

18. Every time I finish the exam, I comfort myself that it doesn't matter if many people take part.

19. I really want to point to my heart and tell you proudly that there is a substitution here.

Maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.

2 1. I didn't know dinosaurs could really appear again until I met you.

I know you don't treat me like a number, but I don't care about you.

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but youth is a gecko.