Funny sentences about my daughter who has gained weight

1. We have been working hand in hand for 26 years. Whether it is windy or rainy along the way, the biggest gain is that we have all gained weight. The happiest thing is that God has given us a well-behaved, sensible and capable daughter.

Second, wow wow, you fed her so well. She has gained so much weight that she doesn’t want to go back to school.

I haven’t let them out for three or two days, and my daughter said they have gained weight! They have grown a lot after raising them for half a month, and they are much more mature when flying.

4. I once decided to take pictures with my thin daughters holding hands, but I never imagined that we would all gain weight now.

5. I just sent a video to my dad. My grandma was standing next to me. She said that I had gained weight and that I would be a fat girl.

6. My lovely daughter seems to have gained weight.

7. Don’t tell me that your daughter has never even been close to you! You also always say that I am too thin and you would like me to be fatter? Such inconsistency can only be summed up as a kind of filter. The mirror is called maternal love.

8. No wonder my daughter gained weight from my milk and bleeds while eating. It’s because the fat content of HS is very high.

I went to a physical therapy shop on the 9th day. My aunt said that I had gained weight but I looked much better. She said that when she met me at the station a long time ago, I was not energetic at all. She said that I was like her daughter. She said she was very happy to see me like this~ah, I was so touched.

10. Funny sentences about my daughter getting fat.

11. Today is an unhappy day because I have gained weight and I am still very hungry. Because Xiaoyu was scratched by a cat and she bleeds and needs an injection. My mother lost a thousand yuan because her daughter did not show up again and was ugly when she did. My head is because I have to attend a meeting next Wednesday and work as a tutor. Where is my hope in life?

Twelve. Compared with two years ago, my daughter has grown a lot taller, and Cui Zhehan has gained a lot of weight.

13. One of the beautiful things in life: when daddy is not at home, waking up next to your lovely daughter. After losing weight due to several colds and fevers, Sister Di finally gained one kilogram.

14. I gained two pounds in the month I was with my daughter. Because my daughter has gained weight recently, I jokingly shouted: "Pangpang, Pigman." My daughter was not angry and said: Clenbuterol (my daughter laughed at my name). I have to give the strategy: Bao'er (daughter's nickname). My daughter agreed with a smile, "Although raising children is a test of my emotions and physical strength, I look fine."

Fifteen, my daughter hugged my waist and said, Mom, you have gained weight. I looked in the mirror at night and found that my chin was round. The weather was too hot, and Master Dou didn’t want to go out for a walk. It seems that he really can’t do it in the hour after dinner. Less.

16. After changing clothes, I asked my mother calmly, "Mom, why is this skirt getting shorter and shorter? It has become a miniskirt! Is it because your daughter and I have grown taller?" Mom looked at me and said , you have gained weight~ Daughter: Mom, I have gained weight again, but our teacher said that heat expands and contracts with cold, so it seems that I am going to shrink a bit. Mom: Have you thought of any good ideas? Daughter: Just let me eat two ice creams a day!

Seventeen, my son has grown taller and my daughter has gained weight. good.

Eighteen, hit the road, return to Wuhan, eat braised pork every meal, daughter red every meal, okay, I admit that I have gained weight again.

Nineteen. The first thing the mother of a junior high school classmate said when she saw me was to tell my mother, "Oh, your daughter has gained weight!"

Twenty, Mom! Call me home for dinner! Your daughter is eating instant noodles and garbage outside! She’s getting fat again! Call me home for dinner! Please!