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Girls' Kuaishou personalized signature collection is full of domineering 2019. There are hundreds of different celebrities and dogs.

1. There are hundreds of red flowers, and people are different from dogs

2. Take your hot and cold to play with your mother

3 , Can I throw myself into your arms unscrupulously

4. Delicious but not as delicious as sister-in-law, but not as cute as me

5. How long can you be arrogant after being fresh?

6. Just play with the men I taught you.

7. Anyone who forces others to be optimistic is a moral kidnapping.

8. The most charming thing is not your hotness Adam's apple and seductive collarbone, but you whispered "I want you" to me in a hoarse voice

9. Why do you always do things to make me angry? Why don't you live a good life?

10. Three o'clock in the afternoon is suitable for missing people, six o'clock in the evening is suitable for meeting, and eleven o'clock at night is suitable for sleeping.

11. I don't want to have feelings that are mysophobia.

12. The relationship between Liu Haoran and I has been confirmed. I am sure that it is him, and he is also sure that it is not me.

13. I really want to eat you all in one breath

14. From the flowers blooming to the end of the prosperity, I will be with you

15 , It’s too difficult to maintain enthusiasm all the time, it’s better to choose indifference from the beginning

16. Time flies like an arrow, making people grow older and younger

17. You can’t afford a good-looking face Interesting souls don’t like you

18. I want to be pampered, I want to be happy, I want you to forget it, I want to be rich

19. Don’t look back after you have exhausted all your efforts and moved forward.

20. Ten years from now I will be the cutest, richest and happiest person. I am a prophet.

21. So gentle that you can save all sentient beings, and so cool that you won’t even recognize your relatives

22. If you don’t like to fight or compete with people around you, I will leave on my own

23. Sir, can you be mine willingly?

24. Don’t say you love me by saying you’ve kissed someone else

25. I can laugh and reason with you, or I can give you A slap in the face will let you know what the rules are

26. The exquisite dice and the red beans will make you miss me so much

27. Medicine can talk nonsense but not brain and education. I hope you can There is one thing.

28. Will you protect me like you protect your penis?

29. Forgiveness in every possible way is a breeding ground for wild dogs

30 , I am not angry, because the body is mine, I am not sad, because the heart is yours

31. I am willing to fall to save me, but to save me is to harm me

32. You and me The most perfect match for others is a piece of shit

33. It’s a little girl who can’t blow the young man’s head off with one punch

34. Swearing is just a way to help me vent my emotions. This kind of language particle has nothing to do with the quality of my tutor

35. I have not lived in the era of war and chaos, I have not seen the desolation of corpses, I have not heard the hoarseness of the sky, where does your despair come from? ?

36. Don’t let the wealth go to outsiders. If you find me in online dating, I’m super sweet.

37. I am willing to trade my whole life for the right person

38. Don’t bully a beautiful and young person like me

39. Find me again The person you like will accompany you. I will kill you

40. Don’t be afraid of being alone and brave. You can cry along the way, but you must not be timid. 41. In the past I was sick and liked men. Now that I am cured, I just want money.

42. The fairest thing in this world is that we will all die.