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Talk about the mood of driving test
Talking about driving test
1, well, I admit I'm afraid of death. I dare not drive. . . . So I don't want to take a driver's license either; If I have to drive, I want to drive a tank.
2. What kind of experience is driving test? Talking too much is all tears.
I suddenly don't want to work at home recently. With this momentum, I really want to resign, but I think I need to get a driver's license. These two days are very chaotic and I can't sleep well. My head is about to explode. Hey! Go back to Hefei tomorrow
This is actually a matter of mentality. Just like taking a driver's license, I am very skilled, but I don't want to pay the insurance premium. I may need to spend a little more time. Others are poor in technology but expensive. They just go through the formalities, and then I'm sure I'll feel uncomfortable. Whether the driver's license test depends on technology or money. This is society. Having skills and spending money is just to improve opportunities. No one is taller than anyone else.
5. Driving this modified car with dj square dance bgm in f 1, drifting, running a red light, pressing the road, dropping three of the four chains, stepping on a deformed chain, and so on, I only have one thought, I want to test my driver's license.
6. The driving test may become more difficult. The Ministry of Public Security plans to increase the difficulty of the driving test, and the theory needs to be tested twice. Brothers and sisters want to take the exam quickly. Now there is a little progress in Shenzhen, and prices are rising year by year. I don't want to say anything. Ordinary people like these monopoly industries can only be slaughtered on the chopping board.
7. It's so late. Mom and dad are still pestering me. Go home and get a driver's license without going to Yantai! ! ! I don't want to think about it either. I have my own plan. Why don't you always worry about me? I am independent enough. You let me manage myself in junior high school, and you gave me an independent life in senior high school. Why do you care so much about me when I go to college? !
8. In order to get a driver's license, my brother got up at 5: 30, which is really tangled.
9. Give me a reason why I have to take a driver's license test. i really do not want to go. Prices are soaring, I have no intention, no right and no money.
10, the car is dizzy badly, my mind is a mess, and my stomach is tumbling. Fortunately, there are two pieces of orange peel in the bag, otherwise it will make you sick. For me, the best way to travel is either walking or cycling. Another high-sounding reason for not wanting to take a driver's license.
1 1, unexpectedly want me to go to Jiamusi to test my driver's license! ! Fuck you! ! And seduce me with two subjects and three subjects! ! ! Fuck you! ! I really don't want to go to that forced place again! ! But if there is insurance, I'd better go.
12, it takes a week for others to take the driver's license subject one! ! ! I'm going to study subject one in the summer vacation. There are still four questions in today's exam. When it comes to the paper, if something goes wrong halfway, it will become unqualified. I want to take the exam again next month! ! ! I don't want to learn at all, and I don't want to take a driver's license! I'm almost crying!
13, don't learn to drive! No driver's license! Go and buy lottery tickets! Then win the lottery and buy a luxury car! Hire another handsome driver! Ah, ah, ah I don't want to stand on the street for so long because of taking a taxi anymore! Ah, ah, ah, ah exploded!
15, I failed the last pass in the driver's license test today. I am so sad. I want to cry. Things haven't been going well recently. They don't want to talk to me when something happens. It hurts to think about it. No one can comfort me when I am sad. I really want to find a shoulder to lean on and cry happily. Maybe I'm not good enough.
16, my brother and sister are not around. My brothers and sisters just got together two days ago. This is a very comfortable feeling. My brother and I walked and talked, and my sister sat in bed until three o'clock. Now I am alone again. I don't want to go out, I don't want to be busy. I don't want to worry about the noise outside I concentrate on driving test.
17, what should I do? I really don't want to take a driver's license. I really regret that I didn't take the driver's license test in the era when college was cheap and time was idle. Whoops, even the theory is so difficult now. What should I do?
Chapter two: Talk about the mood after driving test.
Talk about the mood after driving test.
1) I failed the last pass in my driver's license test today. I am so sad. I want to cry. Things haven't been going well recently. They don't want to talk to me when something happens. It hurts to think about it. No one can comfort me when I am sad. I really want to find a shoulder to lean on and cry happily. Maybe I'm not good enough.
2) The company organized customers to go whoring, and the customers were arrested and detained for fifteen days. His wife received the penalty notice and called the company to curse. The director answered the phone: eldest brother was drunk that day and we wouldn't let him go. He said that his sister-in-law was driving home and was found drunk. It took us a lot of effort to turn into prostitution through various relationships, otherwise we would spend a month in prison and re-test our driver's license. The client's wife is very grateful to hear this. Sorry, thank you.
3) I was in a bad mood when I came back from practicing the road test in the morning. Then my brother watched my conversation and called me at night. I'm really touched. I will try my best to get a driver's license!
4) Do a few things before the end of this summer vacation, practice abdominal muscles, cook by yourself, take a driver's license test, and live like an adult. It's no use talking independently.
5) I finally got my driver's license, and finally dared to say that I took the subject one exam.
It is said that you should give the driver a pack of cigarettes, otherwise people will give you a scare, such as secretly stepping on the brakes, so that you can't pass the exam.
It's my turn to get on the bus. I've put it away
6) When I take the driver's license test, I should avoid the vehicle as required. In real life, I avoid it according to the price and the madness of driving.
7) the car is dizzy badly, my mind is a paste, and my stomach is turning down. Fortunately, there are two pieces of orange peel in the bag, otherwise it will make you sick. For me, the best way to travel is either walking or cycling. Another high-sounding reason for not wanting to take a driver's license.
8) I have reason to take a driver's license test. i really do not want to go. Prices are soaring, I have no intention, no right and no money.
9) After all these years, I finally got my driver's license. Looking at the coach's kind smile, I couldn't help asking: Coach, how many colors are there in the traffic lights? Three, of course. How did you spend your first class? I smiled smugly and reached out and slapped him in the face: red light and green light. How many lights did you say there were? Wow, wow, wow, it's been so long, I still remember. Only when I revoked my driver's license and retaken the test, I saw the coach ask me: How many lights are there at the traffic lights? I suddenly feel sad about my future.
10) well, I admit I'm afraid of death. I dare not drive. . . . So I don't want to take a driver's license either; If I have to drive, I want to drive a tank.
Talk about the latest mood after driving test.
1) A gentleman went to take a driver's license test. During the oral examination, the examiner asked him: You saw a dog and a man in front of the car. Did you run over the dog or the man? The gentleman replied without thinking, of course, he ran over the dog.
The examiner shook his head and said, come back next time.
Mr. Wang is unconvinced: If I don't run over the dog, will I run over someone? The examiner reprimanded loudly: you should brake.
2) Most of life is not impossible, but we don't believe that we can do it. Self-confidence is not waiting confidently, but actively going out. Then, if you like driving by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.
When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking. Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.
4) At this time, whether you have a car or not, you must at least have a driver's license.
5) Driving this modified car with a dj square dance bgm, drifting, running a red light, running across the road, losing three of the four chains, stepping on the chain to deform, and so on, I only have one thought, I want to test my driver's license.
6) Tell me, I'm in a good mood now, and I finally want to take the driver's license test. But I passed all subjects one to four. Ask me if you have any questions about learning to drive.
7) Driving on the road for the first time after getting a driver's license. My father kept talking, feeling that my driver's license had been learned for nothing.
8) Everyone is making New Year's resolutions! I also said: The whole family is healthy. I have a happy job. I got my driving license. The salary can be less, but it should be enough for Taobao. I can travel long distances before I successfully upgrade to mother. I have a healthy baby. I took a beautiful picture. My husband can earn more! Pangpang loves me forever! Happy forever!
9) Seeing that my friend has been sending it recently, I finally got my driver's license, and suddenly I don't want to go to the street!
10) God is preventing me from taking my driver's license. It was clearly agreed that the point mentioned by the coach had already left, and I was asked to practice the lamp first. The car that was fine in the morning died as soon as it came up, so I changed it and swallowed all the food. So it's hard.
1 1) I want to talk about my wishes: take a driver's license test in the new year, learn accounting well, take good care of my son, be healthy and fat, have less conflicts with my mother, and try not to be too far away from society.
12) celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival with my sisters in advance, talking and laughing, eating, drinking and having fun. Thank you for your hospitality, you have worked hard! Today is the first time I have driven an expressway since I got my driver's license. Everything goes well. Tomorrow is my first Chinese class. Keep walking.
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