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A reasonable and incisive sentence is not rough!

1. Money, just like * * *, you must have it, but you don't have to prove it to everyone. Doing business is like getting pregnant. If the month is enough, it is easy to have a miscarriage if you are in a hurry. If it works, it makes sense to fart. If it fails, farting makes sense.

You don't have to say everything to know someone, but if you say everything, you will have no friends. There is no need to be harsh on others, it is far from being harsh. You don't have to be modest to respect others. Modesty means less bones.

Please remember this passage: dogs can't be fed too much, and people can't be too good; Endure a moment to push your luck, take a step back and intensify; Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster; Love is not enough, money comes together; There are a group of dogs behind the rich, and it is difficult to move without money; See clearly what is good for you and remember who bit you; Eat and drink, don't take things to heart; Mortals only speak three points, leaving seven points to conquer the world.

Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be rewarded, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

5. You won't know that the previous sadness is bullshit until something big happens in your life.

6. See that you have joys and sorrows, and that your friends have ups and downs. Without a tolerant heart, you can't see the beautiful world of spring.

7. People can't be idle. I will think too much when I am free, and my feelings will overflow when I am free. The so-called affectation, emptiness, loneliness and indifference are all due to laziness, depravity and idleness.

8. If you have something to say, don't wait for the other person to understand, because the other person is not you and doesn't know what you want. In the end, it can only be sadness and disappointment, especially feelings.