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If you scold love rat without dirty words, the more poisonous the better.

First, satirize love rat's conversation.

1. You think your own big underpants have nothing to pretend.

If one day I leave and the feed is in the trough, be careful not to starve myself to death.

It's a shame to be alive for a man with a simple mind and developed limbs like you.

4. You are willing to be used as toilet paper by others, and people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and it is hard to scratch your ass.

Sometimes you just don't know yourself. Go back and buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to brush your face.

Second, satirize love rat's in-depth statement.

1. A man can never guarantee that he is your little train and will never cheat.

2. Women sometimes dare not tell you that she is a mermaid who only belongs to you and will never cheat.

It is his wife's fault that a man cheats. Because his wife is not good-looking, it is not your fault that you are frustrated. Who told you to drink more Fuyanjie?

I'm afraid you have mania and intermittent self-mutilation. I'm not your mother. Sorry, I can't let you take it for granted.