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Nobody wants it in a few years. Tell me about it.

1, love is not a battlefield, lovelorn will not be conquered, and being single is not shameful. Being single just doesn't want to fall in love at this stage.

Being single is an aloof gesture, which needs no sympathy and feels shameful. Being single is just a state of life.

In a word, you can try something you haven't tried before when you are single. Being single means that you can be who you want to be, and you won't compromise for other people's preferences.

Some people despise being single and think that being single means nobody wants it. But, have you thought about it? Even if we are single, we can live well. Who told you that being single is self-pity?

If you want to learn to cook, learn to cook, do yoga and challenge extreme sports! If you want to see a literary film, you don't have to change it to accommodate each other's preferences; If you want to stay indoors and read, you can stay at home all day and don't care what the other person thinks; You can order your own takeout if you want to eat spicy hot pot. In short, when you want to do anything during this time, you don't need to consider another person's thoughts.

6. I don't listen to my girlfriend crying today that the male ticket is derailed. Tomorrow, I will hear my old classmates cheating on their husbands. In short, in this era, feelings are getting more and more stormy and people are getting more and more disappointed.

7. Whether it is the seductive entertainment circle or the general public, there are more and more cheating and cheating. It can be said that it is not uncommon, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as the world is getting worse.

8. In this age full of temptation and impetuous feelings, either a male star is cheating, a male prostitute or a mistress.

9. A friend said that he is not a playboy, but he has been in love too many times, and he is becoming more and more unkind to a person and less and less concerned about a person. Sometimes he thinks himself, knowing that he will break up in the end, then why should I start dating again?

10, in this era of rapid development, fast-food love is too common. A good friend who hasn't contacted for a year has changed three girlfriends around him. He said he wouldn't love someone more and more.

1 1. Marriage is not love. Every day, we have to face seven things: money, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. Which one doesn't need money But unlike what those people know, they have been poor together. Who can be spared?

12, not to say that girls are material now, but in this era of collective utility and reality, it is difficult to go on if you don't have the necessary money to support the material conditions in marriage.

13 Of course, it's more about the bride price in the pre-wedding room and the car, ranging from hundreds of thousands to millions, which invisibly causes much pressure and anxiety to the boys now.

14, I am silent. For a boy who has just graduated for a year, under the condition of limited economic ability, the large expenses of falling in love have really become a burden.

15 of course, this is also based on the ideological change of patriarchal society under the small-scale peasant economy. In the past, women did not have any status and human rights, nor could they work like men, so they could only be attached to men.

16. For them, life is just a fill-in-the-blank question, one after another, but for us, life is a multiple-choice question with infinite possibilities. We can get married or not.

17. In my parents' words, marriage is the most indispensable proposition in life. If you don't get married, your life is incomplete and flawed.

18, the favorite sentence of the older generation is that if a woman never gets married and has children all her life, her life will be very sad, unfortunate, pitiful and a failure.

19, but unfortunately, I still say it quietly, thank you for your kindness, and I will consider it when I meet the right one.

20. I rolled my eyes and spoke my mind, saying that even if I don't get married, I can make my life colorful, and loneliness always makes you think too much!

Speaking of dying alone.

Speaking of dying alone.

First, everyone can only walk with you for a while. There is no past life, but life has been repeated, so I feel deja vu. Anyway, the last person is quite good.

Second, I am a crybaby. I can't stop crying when something happens. Every time I cry, I am distracted, so my patience is poor. I am suitable for a person to die alone!

Thirdly, I had no choice, so I wasted my youth. Now, it's your turn. You will die alone and become a Buddha forever. Your fate is uncertain. Between a thought, a world of difference.

Fourth, I like freedom. I like freedom. I like to die alone.

Cheng Youqing said that if you list all the men you know around you, you will find that no one can work hard. People who work every day are likely to die alone if they are not careful.

Sixth, I feel that I am not alone in my life and I am sorry for the masses.

What is fatherly love? I didn't understand before, I don't understand now, and I won't understand in the future. I feel more and more like a copy of you. People with psychological defects like us should not hurt others. They only deserve to die alone. If they can't give their children the love they deserve, they should not be allowed to appear in this world.

Eight, if no one likes it and doesn't want to settle down, it is doomed to die alone. It will be easy to like someone before the age of 20.

Nine, I counted my life early in the morning and said that I would die alone in a foreign country in the future. It's really sad! ! Oh, wait! Does that mean that I will emigrate soon?

Every time you don't come, I don't move like a mountain, and nothing can enter my eyes. Thank you for finally coming back, before I die alone Summer in Mo Ding is not cold.

I just want to live a quiet and simple life. Why is it so difficult to get married or die alone? Forget it. Now there are more and more tears No one wants to disappoint all kinds of people inside and outside. I really can't stand those tortured, tired and terrible voices.

Twelve, when a person is young, no matter how big the injury is, he will choose to die alone.

Thirteen, I think I'm tired. I don't want to wait for the word love in hopeless days. The person who will appear in the future will accompany me. Youth, like love, belongs to every season that comes and goes. Maybe it's good to be alone all the time. After all, I would rather be negative than negative.

I appreciate your help. It's normal not to help me. There is nothing wrong. It is my duty to help or not to help. Please don't bother me, don't fool around every day ... If we are all such friends, I'd rather die alone.

Fifteen, my personality estimates that a person dies, the water passes, and Capricorn dies.

If I knew I had missed you, I might die alone. How can I give up?

17. What I bring to those who love me is probably pain. And the helplessness of being excluded? If I have the ability, I would probably like to die alone. There is only one me and one ling in the world. If I can't find him, it doesn't matter who I marry

In fact, sometimes I really hate staying at home, and I really want to find someone to pull a red notebook. Forget it, you are doomed to die alone.

Nineteen, love, just two people feel right, don't care about others, so the result of being together, and I, it seems, can't hold on to this world, and I will live in my own world after all, even if I die alone, it is also a kind of happy loneliness.

The most intolerable deception ruined my five-year struggle. I don't think it matters even if a person is fighting. You can accumulate bit by bit, at least buy yourself a nest. And now, I have nothing I really want to know how hateful I was in my last life, which led to the pain and loneliness in this life. I read the wisdom left by my ancestors before going to bed, hoping I can cheer up.

Twenty-one, take older single youth to the A Mu Tower to play, who wants a blind date? I would rather die alone than go on a blind date. Get out.

Twenty-two, wipe your face yourself, the more you wipe it, the darker it gets. If you make it clear, no one will believe you. Hmm. . Black face. . . The hardest thing in the world is family, no matter what it is, it's fucking annoying, annoying, annoying. . . I am destined to die alone, and living in groups is not suitable for me.

Twenty-three, looking at those who are engaged, married and have children, I suddenly feel that I will die alone. Probably accurate, too. Except for the winter when I was 25 years old, I will really be reluctant in a few years. As long as you are good, I just haven't met the right one, and I still love you.

Twenty-four, yesterday, the royal master divined for me and figured out that I was a lone star in Dreadwind! Destined to die alone, only by finding women who belong to rats, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, sheep, chickens, horses, monkeys, chickens and pigs can we get rid of singles. Hearing this, I was shocked. This royal master is really accurate!

I think the worst thing in the world is to die alone. Actually, it's not. The worst thing is to die with someone who makes you feel lonely.

Twenty-six, can I spit? I was introduced to another fat man. Paralytic recruit who provoke who. Fuck. It is disturbing that I would rather die alone.

Twenty-seven, after watching it for a few days, alas, I finally finished watching Nirvana, and I couldn't cry in the last few episodes. I want to accuse the screenwriter of leaving too few shots for the heroine. Since the heroine doesn't change her mind like in the novel, you should at least take more shots of her and watch it with emotion. Now that she has put down her heart, let this man treat her well. In the end, Lin doesn't have to make fun, although she doesn't want to change her mind.

Cats are the most loyal animals in the world. It only loves one partner in this life. If it loses this partner, it will die alone.

I have been looking for and waiting for a man named Liu Wei. Ninth year. Ringtones are songs he once said he liked, and all nicknames on WeChat are his favorite characters. I traveled by myself and walked more than half of China, but I still couldn't get out. Sometimes, missing is like a huge black hole, which makes me fidgety, fearful and unforgettable. I just want to be with you in this life, otherwise, I would rather die alone.

30. Whether you like it or not, whether you love it or not, it is an excuse that lonely people find after two days. There is no way. In this irresponsible world, if you are a loyal person, you will lose, be played with, and be trampled on. You say you are not afraid of pain. Then go on. Or if you close your heart and don't accept anyone, then don't be unwilling to be lonely and continue to be lonely.

Thirty-one years old, after middle age, should be like this, wearing a long cheongsam, full of energy. Seemingly thin, but actually strong. Steady and peaceful, don't compete with others, have their own things. Don't say others' right and wrong. Read and write in my spare time, make toys for my children, and find old friends to drink good tea. Well, if I meet such a single old man again after I am 30, I will give up the idea of dying alone.

32. I feel uneasy when I see the other person is too tired. Do I deserve to die alone after pushing so many things?

The most terrible thing in the world is not to die alone, but to die with the person who makes you feel lonely.

34. Talking with people whose values are completely different from yours is really boring. May you die alone, hehehe.

35. After getting married, I think everyone will die alone. Xiang Xiang said, I thought lipstick was for beauty, but now I wear lipstick to refuse, for fear that this dazzling color will dye your straight white shirt. What a bad metaphor it is, just like describing a woman's monthly affairs. No, not like a woman, yes, just trouble. With a sigh, she went on to say: being a mistress is addictive. I wear lipstick to tell you that I ... ...

Thirty-six, to be honest, I can't let go! I thought about this ending. I thought you would give me a daughter. I agree with you, but I still can't wait for this moment, and I am doomed to die alone in my life.

38. I hope the seniors will die alone in this life. Before they died, they said that not being with you was the biggest mistake of my life.

Thirty-nine, I have been blaming myself, blaming myself. It has been two years since I left. I only blame myself for not believing and cherishing, so I will lose it. The shortcomings of my bad habits have all been changed, and time will not go back. Hehe, it feels good. Who knew I deserved to die alone?

Forty, it's late at night, and it seems that my heart is going to soften when I hear the falling rain outside the window. Silently finished watching Xia Han, just like Brother Lin and Xia Han's chicken. Look down and climb up. You finally came back, before I died alone.

Forty-one, I am not lucky enough in this life. I will die alone. I have begun to accept my fate. This kind of suffering is only known to yourself. I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night and suddenly had this kind of trouble. Is there anyone who lives the same life?

42. You will feel the reason why you want to die alone.

Forty-three, effective communication must be that others say you can listen and reflect on yourself. We are not born to please others, but we can't add obstacles to others, can we? If you can't get in the oil and salt all the time, you can only die alone. * * * Encourage!

Forty-four, marriage is reluctant: I think the worst thing in the world is to die alone. Actually, it is not. The worst thing is to die with those who make you feel lonely.

45. It is hard to imagine that people who have grown old together can't grow old together in the end. I tasted this bitterness for the first time. If it weren't for you, it would be fine to die alone.

Forty-six, why am I so unlucky? Why? I didn't do anything wrong. Why did I do this? Is it not suitable for marriage? Should I die alone?

Forty-seven, about the object. If you want a company, I'll stay with you. If you don't know everything, you can give up everything for a relationship. Although you are injured, you are young and ignorant. Later, I learned that I just wanted to find a partner to stay with me. This terrible loneliness disappeared.

Forty-eight, doomed to die alone, why die?

Doomed to die alone, tell me about it.

I was one year older in less than a month, and time passed too fast. I haven't had a good relationship for more than two years. My strength is for others to see. Sometimes I wish I could let go of my strength, be coquetry and naughty in front of him, and cry like a child. But I always carry a shield in my heart, so it is not easy for them to walk in. Maybe I'm destined to die alone.

Doomed to die alone, tell me about it.

1. Maybe this is God's will. The harder we try to forget, the more we forget, so I am doomed to die alone.

Second, people who don't know how to cherish are doomed to die alone.

Third, anyway, I can't tell the so-called novelty, love and possessiveness, so I am doomed to die alone.

Fourth, it seems that I am destined to die alone. Yes, that's all right. I can wander to the end alone, and I have never asked for anything that doesn't belong to me.

I'm finished, and I'm afraid of getting married and raising children, which can be said to be a typical example of being doomed to die alone. I'm afraid I'll find old Li Tou and play games online all day.

6. It's a pity that if you miss it, you will live forever. Finally, there was no news. Without you in the spring breeze, you are doomed to die alone. It's a pity that Xiaohong is infatuated with you and misses it again and again, just because it was a mistake from the beginning.

Seven, ask my sister, a workaholic like me, I don't know if I am destined to die alone. She said no, even if we don't live together, she will always be my spiritual pillar and soul mate.

Eight, I actually have a phobia of love. Really doomed to die alone.

Nine, in fact, I am afraid of losing and being hurt, so I don't want to believe and accept someone. My junior said that I don't want to like a person, and I am doomed to be lonely all my life. Damn it, I don't want to believe it, but I can't refute it. It's really my own problem. I'm afraid of being hurt. In fact, there are still many good people.

10. My bad temper made another man stay away. Doomed to die alone.

Divorced women are doomed to die alone. Destined to have no house, how to live in the next life? What an annoying question. . . When can I have my own house? No man can, how can I do without a house?

Twelve years later, if I see you. How can I greet you with tears and silence? So Xiaohong evaporated. Without her position and her thoughts, she didn't know how to see Qiu Shui again in various postures. A desperate woman like her is doomed to die alone unless she goes south and looks back. In short, no one can stand her strong feelings, and she still wants to disappear or die alone.

Thirteen, sometimes I feel really great. Seems to care about nothing but feelings. In fact, in my feelings, I have many demands. If I don't call, I can't cultivate feelings at all. It's no use talking more. Call, if it is not the same frequency development, you can't be too enthusiastic about yourself first, you will be disgusted and you will shrink back. Maybe this life is doomed to die alone. . .

Talking about feelings is really tiring. It's even worse to be alone. Seriously, it seems that I am destined to die alone.

Fifteen, in a word, maybe I don't know you, but I understand every decision you make, which makes me cry so easily. All I need and want is someone who is willing to understand me. Makes me feel not lonely. But maybe I deserve it. People like me may be doomed to die alone.

Sixteen, anyway, I haven't known what it's like to break up for years. I don't know how to fall in love with a person, whether to cherish it when I am together or to think of her after breaking up. Forget it, let love go to hell. Scum is doomed to die alone.

Seventeen, tired, really tired, these years have been on the road of blind date, met all kinds of wonderful things, if I am destined to die alone, then please let me sleep forever, don't wake up, don't face this wonderful world again!

18. If you are destined to die alone, you should start to make money now, and you can live in a luxury apartment for the elderly when you are old, so that your old age is not so bleak.

Nineteen, why do two people get along? One of them feels suffocated and can't breathe free air. I'm crazy and doomed to die alone.

Twenty, there is a clear summer in my heart, and this life is destined to die alone.

Twenty-one is also so stingy with feelings, and selfish people are doomed to die alone after all. Maybe you can have a wider sky with an open mind.

Twenty-two, maybe people like me are doomed to die alone.

Twenty-three, you are just using reading to hide your inner fear that no one loves you and is doomed to die alone.

Twenty-four, just like Qiu Shui is destined to die alone, just like Xiaohong is always free and easy, just like Yingnan is brave, just like Xiaobai is still pure and kind, just like Xinyi is always single-minded, just like the demon knife insists on love. Just like fate, there are joys and sorrows, bitterness and sweetness. Just like you and me in this world, we have unique colors and draw different lives.

Twenty-five, after all, I still have nothing. No chance in this life, doomed to die alone, leaving regret and guilt with you for life. Goodbye!

I thought the worst thing in life was to die alone.

1, in the emotional world, it is simply more difficult to get together and leave. There is always one who starts to leave first, and the other is in a daze.

The highest expression of friendship is that you are all gay in the eyes of others.

If you are good to yourself, you will become better and more valuable in the eyes of others. If you give too much to others, you will become weaker. Your use value has passed, so don't always try to please others. The more you care about others, the more humble you are. Only by pleasing yourself and letting others please you will you be more valuable.

4. When the feelings are not there, you just want to love others and love others well. Love is to be caring and attentive, and sincerely, it is always good to vote for a plum, report a plum and report a bandit. What is playing hard to get, what is a diversion, what is knowing me means worrying, and what is not knowing me means wanting? Don't learn those useless things. You can only do tasks at first, and only those who have love are qualified to use skills.

Most things in this world can't be done with a little effort. The truth of this world is that we can do a little better through special efforts, but if we are not careful, we can do it very badly.

6. Living without material things will make two people who love each other look ugly. If you love someone, you have to work hard. Rich materials are the best way to maintain the beauty of love.

7. There will always be people who are desperately good to you, and then when the existence of ta becomes your habit, it will be cold in an instant. Coming is fate, leaving is fate. If all connections have become disturbing, no connection is really the best state.

8. If you are not particularly lucky, please work hard first, don't fail because of laziness, and mistakenly attribute the reason to your bad luck. You must work hard to appear effortless. I didn't understand it before, but now I understand: the luckier you are, the harder you work, the more unlucky you are. What others see is that you are tired, and finally you relax. Efforts and gains are your own and have nothing to do with others.

9. When you encounter shameless betrayal in your relationship, please choose to make a clean break with it. Don't choose reconciliation because you don't want to pay. If your heart softens, it will break your heart again. Have you ever seen a man and a dog feed a bone and get it back from the dog?

10, bad words hurt June more than words themselves, but the person who said this is very important to you.

1 1. The turning point of fate From that moment on, the most terrible situation is to miss the past, fantasize about the future and waste the present.

12, one day you suddenly realize that your parents are the people who spend the least time, but love you the most.

13, don't live up to your bed when you sleep; When busy, live up to the road; If you love, you will live up to people. Live up to it. Good morning.

14, people who can disappear from your life casually are not worthy of nostalgia at all, and people who really care about you will not leave. If you want to go, let him go. If he still loves you today, it means that nothing will be put down easily. Therefore, it is useless to pray for love. Dry your tears and keep the last bit of dignity for yourself.

15, "belonging" means that you strongly want to be with him. "Security" means that you feel that he strongly wants to be with you. "Happiness" means that we both want to be together strongly and finally come together.

16, whether you like it or not, whether it is appropriate or not, and whether you can be together are three different things.

17, I used to think that some things must be yours, but later I realized that those things were not what you took for granted, such as my former partner and former friendship; In the past, you didn't cherish some things when you had them, but later you felt sorry when you lost them, such as being frugal.

18, I thought the worst thing in life was to die alone. Actually, it's not. The worst thing is to die with those who make you feel lonely.

19, it is not necessarily a good thing to get used to accommodating others. Every time someone smiles at your sore spot, you can only laugh silly. One day you suddenly stop accommodating, and they will say that you have "suddenly changed". You always bend over with laughter, even tears come out, but you are not happy, and you are afraid that others will say that you can't take a joke. We always indulge others and hurt ourselves, so be good to ourselves, because no one will treat you as the world.

20. The saddest thing about life is that life has turned us into the most annoying people, but we still can't live the life we want after all.