What are the classic sentences sold to customers in the circle of friends?

Talking about the sentences in the sales circle of friends is suitable for humorous, fun, teasing and funny topics, which is more meaningful and effective ~

Humorous articles

1. I thought money could buy everything before, but later I found that there was not enough money.

2, girls with fat hands don't have to worry, the gold ring sent by her boyfriend will be bigger in the future!

3. I am really lucky. Thank you very much for knowing these sincere friends for many years. My attitude towards me has never changed. For example, I didn't receive the Mid-Autumn Festival gift last year. I still don't have a Mid-Autumn Festival gift this year.

4. Thinking about me is too complicated, which means you are not simple.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

6. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early!

7. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

8. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

9. Every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places beyond the reach of hands are all foreign countries. The last toilet is for business, and the last shift is to go abroad.

10, I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy happened.

A light-hearted article

1, buy whatever you want and take whatever you want. I will promote it to manufacturers.

2. Work hard together and go forward bravely.

No matter how long the road is, you can walk it step by step. No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.

4. This world does not belong to post-80s, post-90s and post-00s. Finally belongs to the thick-skinned.

Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

6, a father and a mother, a melon on the vine, are all the same.

7, with heart, no regrets.

8. Don't make excuses for failure, just make excuses for success.

9. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

10, wear this watch to make you stand at the top of the pyramid for hours a day!

1 1, bought chicken, bought fish, and went home to cook in no hurry.

12, because we are destined to be together, success depends on everyone's efforts.

interesting article

1, if you don't work hard today, you will do express delivery later.

2. Believe in yourself and your partner.

Because we are destined to be together, success depends on everyone's efforts!

4. Hello, everyone. It's really good.

5, don't make any excuses, details determine fate.

6, horizontal knife immediately, be brave in innovation, I will do it!

7. Team name: Super Warrior; Slogan: beyond yourself, beyond dreams!

8, Abreu, spring, summer, autumn and winter, change your life without regrets.

9. Failure paves the way for success!

10, sell one hundred yuan more every day!

1 1, team name: speed of light slogan: pave the way with quantity, get rich with quantity!

12, success is by no means easy, we must redouble our efforts!