Go home from work with humor and say sentences.

I used to naively think that money is omnipotent, but later I discovered that money is omnipotent, not omnipotent. I compiled some humorous phrases about my mood when I went home. Welcome to read!

1, just be the first me, not the second me.

2, I want to be thin as a lightning bolt, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

Some melons are not sweet. Those who can be strong are satisfied.

If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you will also miss the stars.

5. Do you want to make a mistake again and again and become a lifelong regret? Here comes the opportunity.

6. Why should I insult you? Why should you make me feel innocent and sad?

7. When you meet a beloved girl and kiss her face directly, she will definitely say? Shameless? At this time, you just kiss.

8. Don't be late for love, don't wait for filial piety, and often go home to see.

9. Where dreams can reach, one day, footsteps can reach.

10, 1 10,000,1100,000 are all the same, because I don't have any! 1 1. What are you unhappy about? Say it and make everyone happy!

12, a girl stepped on my foot in the elevator and told me she was sorry. I replied smoothly: you're welcome.

13, another year of Dragon Boat Festival, I really want to go home and have a look.

14, roads are trodden by people, and history is written by people. Every move of mankind is writing its own history.

15, as soon as you appeared, the cucumber was cold.

16, the benefits of maturity were not available before, but now they are not needed.

17, the woman was dumped: appearance problem. Dumped men: housing and cars. I was dumped: that man is out of his mind.

18, a line of egrets goes to heaven, and Lao Tzu is in the middle.

19, as long as you like, there will be an absolutely quiet world of your own everywhere.

20. I don't like you, like the neighbor who ate Chili peppers and the numb next door.

2 1, respect people above others and respect yourself below others.

22. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth.

23. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar. I forgot to bring instant noodles in the car.

24, life is like a blink of an eye, death is not enough to hate, the heart has been made up, not heard in the end.

25. It looks beautiful from a distance, but you want to call the police if you look close. 26. I think about it every day and I will always think about it.

27. History is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single, and last year, this year, you are still single.

28. When the road is rough, I will walk my dog on the highway.

29. Don't worry about the vague future, just strive for the clear present.

30. I am waiting for someone, someone who can accompany me for a long time.

3 1, be authentic, and good people will be rewarded; Work hard and your steps will be solid!

32. We always think that the brain is the smartest organ in the human body, but think about it, this judgment is made by the brain.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! I haven't moved for five hours.

34. All's well that ends well for the rich, and the poor become house slaves.

35. Life is a carrot and stick thing. You are weak and he is strong, and you are strong and he is weak.

The above are humorous mood phrases that take you home. I like to remember to collect them!