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The classic lines of the Peerless Orochi

Warring States Chapter 1 After the Battle of Jingzhou, the conversation between Huang Zhong and Nobunaga

Huang Zhong: You really look like Cao Cao.

Nobunaga: Cao Cao?

Huang Zhong: We are known as the traitors in troubled times.

Warring States Chapter 2 Honnoji Temple, the plot before the checkpoint

Nobunaga: Hum hum...the rumors of the dead make the living take action, and the stagnation of the living makes the world No longer functioning. This battle will be a turning point for Nobunaga to eliminate Torochi.

At this time, the system will immediately draw a character from the Three Kingdoms. The one I came out here is Wei Yan

Wei Yan:...I don’t understand...

(Three Kingdoms) Many people couldn’t quite understand what Nobunaga said)

When I came to Honnoji Temple and watched Cao Cao dance and turned into Daji, his voice also had a gradient effect...Boss Cao’s image was completely ruined

Hideyoshi meets Sun Shangxiang

Hideyoshi: Wow! (Surprised) This woman looks like Ning Ning!

Sun Shangxiang: What are you doing? Stop staring at people all the time!

Hideyoshi: Alas... why is it so difficult to communicate...

Warring States Chapter 3 Battle of Kyushu

Hideyoshi's response to Zhang I was very surprised by the magic spells that the Kakugo Army performed one after another, and I felt very excited, as if I was watching fireworks during a festival...

Hideyoshi: Wow...these tornadoes are so powerful, how did they do it? Come out?

Hideyoshi: Wow... wow... the volcano erupted, it was amazing!

Nobunaga: Hum... sorcery... worthless

Operation Nobunaga meets Xiao Qiao

Xiao Qiao: Wow, yours The hair style is the same as mine!

Nobunaga: Suddenly...suddenly...worthless

(Nobunaga’s tone is so funny)

Change to a monkey

< p>Hideyoshi meets Xiao Qiao:

Hideyoshi: Wow, what a lovely lady!

Xiao Qiao: Wow, what a cute monkey!

(These two live treasures have an eye for each other...)

Aguo will show off her true beauty in this level. She tells Sakon that she is bored and goes out I'm looking for a man... Khan...

Guan Ping will have a special conversation when he meets Aguo, which is included in the abduction record of Aguo...

If Mitsunari sends him, meet Sakon

Misunari: Your companion is very interesting...

Sakon: Yes, it’s so interesting that I want to cry

If Hideyoshi goes up

Hideyoshi: I sympathize with you so much...

(Zhang Tianshi, the nymphomaniac Aguo, and the innocent girl Xiao Qiao will not listen to him Commander, no wonder he is so pitiful...haha)

Warring States Chapter 4: Battle of Tongguan

Hideyoshi scolded Dong Zhuo

Dong Zhuo: Get away, you stinky monkey !

Hideyoshi: So noisy, the incarnation of annoying people!

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