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The Chinese Valentine’s Day is here, stories and photos of singles
1. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, Xu Xian and the White Snake, and Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies tell us a truth: Showing affection will lead to punishment from God.
2. Leave the number keys with your initials. If they are the same, let’s make a pair for Chinese Valentine’s Day.
3. Don’t show off chocolate and flower gifts on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Send them out to your boyfriend to see if there are any similar ones.
4. I spend Chinese Valentine’s Day alone, Valentine’s Day alone, Christmas alone, and if I have the ability, let me spend the exam alone!
5. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I will play Lianliankan all day long, and I will destroy every pair.
6. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if anyone among my friends shows affection, I will take a screenshot. If the person you marry is not that person in the future, I will stuff the photo into a red envelope and give it to you!
7. On Chinese Valentine's Day, single friends should go out in groups on the streets. If they see a couple, walk through them. If they are separated, they will form a couple.
8. I have just received the Jade Emperor’s decree: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl slipped and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement. Therefore, the Chinese Valentine’s Day has been cancelled. Please inform your single friends.
9. Just a quick calculation, this year’s Chinese Valentine’s Day will have to be spent alone.
10. Don’t ask me how to spend this Chinese Valentine’s Day this year. I wanted to skip, skip, and muddle along, but I still cowardly admitted that I was only sad.
11. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I rent it out at a low price and sell it at a cheap price! Please make a reservation in advance if necessary!
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