Funny quotations in classic humor

Lead: Modern people are still very talented. It's funny to adapt ancient poems and sentences. The following are the funny quotations of classic humor that I have carefully arranged for you. Welcome to refer to them!

Humorous and funny poem quotations 1) After seeing Sun, I was so honored that I got divorced again. The mountain blocks the day, and there is no ticket. Only the boundless universe, boundless, can't stop the tears full of sadness. Ask me how much sadness I can have, just like endless gutter oil.

2) I worked too much overtime last night and didn't know the way home. I was lost under the street lamp and strayed into the depths of garbage. I exclaimed and exclaimed, stunned by countless mice.

3) A word is natural and eternal, and the gift is melatonin; When spring flowers and autumn moon, use Dabao skin care; I am a teenager, going to a technical school and going to Lan Xiang. I hope you will buy Mori Yoshiro for a long time!

4) In "I wake up easily this morning in spring", mosquitoes bite every night, and the bite will be relieved immediately after applying dichlorvos.

5) It often rains and windy in spring, which wakes up the leeks and onions in the garden. A tearful, frightened and lonely dream. Lazy enough to get drunk with two bottles of sand, shallots enjoy spring. I hate poverty because it is inflation.

6) The bright line at the foot of my bed is suspected to be a grass nest, which is good for shelter from the wind and rain. I recently lived in a grass nest, free and comfortable. Can I not love the grass nest!

7) There is purple smoke in the sunshine window and flies hanging on the wall in the distance. Seeing goodbye, my heart gave up, and several slaps were loud. Anger, anger, killing countless flies.

8) A thousand hammers cut out a deep mountain, and the bridge is cold. Sing my songs loudly, drink my wine, cold night. Every holiday season, Jiang Fengchou can't sleep.

9) Nothing to surf the Internet at home, boring to find someone to chat with. The vast network is green and red, and the heart of chatting and meeting becomes empty. I made an appointment 480 times. How many dinosaurs were there?

10) When is your girlfriend? Turn around and ask your friend. I wonder if the beauty in the palace is smiling. I want to find a girlfriend, but I don't know where to go, so I have to cry.

1 1) When those red berries came in spring, they planted some trees in the yard and asked about the canal. So, a group of geese passed by the door, and the apes on both sides kept crying, and an apricot came out of the wall.

The sky is gray and wild, and there are no cattle and sheep in sight. The mountains are green, the water is Ying Ying, and the fallen flowers and mud are ground into ashes. True or false, false is true, true is false.

The sky was gray. I looked up and found that it was moonlight, and it sank again. I suddenly remembered my home, and then I shed tears and looked at the grass under my feet and the endless twilight. ...

In the spring morning, I woke up easily, and the job was too hard to find; Adventure to Shenzhen, the treatment is really small; Prices are rising year by year, and this year is the craziest; Life goes by slowly, leaving a secret sadness.

14) Haha, Mulan fed the chicken, but the chicken didn't eat rice. Mulan sighed and asked the chicken what she thought and what she remembered. The chicken didn't think, and the chicken didn't remember. Last night, I saw my sister cut the hen and killed the chicken. On the list, Zhang Zhang has a chicken name and didn't eat your meal. Can you stop killing chickens?

15) After getting up, the company went to work and suddenly heard something in the kitchen. There are thousands of delicious foods, not as good as the people I love.

16) last night, the spring breeze swept the building, and the lights upstairs were happy; Wine meets a thousand cups of friends, and friendship lasts forever; I'd like to propose a toast to you. I hope that friendship will have an afterlife.

Network humorous quotations 1, planting grass doesn't make people lie down, it's better to plant cactus!

2. I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

3. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

It turns out that as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

5, go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!

6, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

7. The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

8. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

9. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

10, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!

1 1, which may or may not look like it. Give me a girl and I can create a country.

12, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

13, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...

14, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

The important task after 15 and 80 is to manufacture 08.

16, people have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back ~ ~.

17, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

18, reminding everyone that it is very important to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook ... and everyone knows what happened afterwards.

19, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

20. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

2 1, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

23. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

25. Even if you believe it, there are lies hidden in the middle.

Humorous and funny ancient poems are adapted from 1. Light rain and heavy rain kill people in Weicheng. Apes on both sides of the strait keep crying, so they take two steps if they have nothing to do. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, not as good as Xiaomi's affection for you.

2. When the thief lit a ray at the foot of my bed, the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe. It looks like a refrigerator. I miss the bright line at the foot of the bed at night. Li Bai is naked. Jump on a bed and have fun.

3, looking at the mountains from a distance, perverting; Close listening to water is silent, parallel imports; Spring has gone and flowers are still there, flower monk; Birds are not surprised when people come. Birds are people. Ha ha ha ha.

4, the restaurant owner laughed at me, laughed at me now, don't pay, just drink vegetable soup. Recently, I dare not say what happened that day. People went to the building and there was no bowl of soup. Where can I find delicious vegetable soup?

5. Enter the freshman year, determined to travel thousands of miles. When I graduated from my senior year, I was full of courage. A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, just like a farmer's mineral water. Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and they are all brothers who failed.

6, the paper is shallow, since ancient times, the melon is bitter and sweet, and there are shocking people on the Internet. We have been leading the way for dozens of days, and we are not happy-at the end of the day, the door is full of Wan Li boats, chatting naked and wanting to stay in the world!

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. What is the flicker? The sky is full of little stars. Is there frost already? But when I looked up, I found it was moonlight. I bowed my head and thought of my wife. Listening to love songs made me cry.

8. I want to go home by wind, but I don't have to go home by oblique wind and drizzle. I wanted to go by boat again, but the boat was late, and it was windy. The house leaked rain and it rained all night. Life is gloomy and frustrated, and it is more difficult to get rid of it after several storms.

9, chirp, reading is tasteless. I can't smell reading, only women sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. I'm afraid the vegetables I planted last night are not on the ground.

10, weeding is at noon, and mahjong is hard all day. Hands can pick stars, but flowers touch each other on the bar. Spring is gone, flowers are still there, and three yuan and four joys touch cards by themselves. People are not surprised when they come, and they never care about winning or losing.

1 1, last year today, in this door, the gun touched itself and touched it; People don't know where to go, and pork prices skyrocket; Close to the water tower, you get the moon first, and let him go southeast and northwest; People in Qian Fan, near the shipwreck, are different every year!

12, the weekend has passed, so we need to wait. It's hard to go to work. Think about how wonderful college life is. Get up at ten o'clock, skip class, or find an internet cafe. The campus is picturesque, and heroes come forth in large numbers for a time. Only by studying in the evening before the exam can we find the key points at the critical moment.

13, Roche has a good daughter who calls herself Yufeng. Yufeng is good at surfing the Internet and posting marriage invitation cards directly. He must have a bad smile when he saw Yufeng in his later years. When he saw Yufeng, he ran away.

14, asking how much sadness you can have, let me strangle your tenderness. Without words, I went to the west wing alone. I'll leave when I say, and I won't let go all the way.

15, such a bright line is at the foot of my bed. Li Bai was so hungry that he looked down at the mouse and looked up at the cockroach. It was really heartbreaking.

16, barking is terrible. Beauty is not afraid of pain when bitten. Bite marks as deep as thousands of feet, not as fast as dogs. Excuse me, where did the puppy come from? Passers-by show handsome guys!

17, Yishui, Guazhou, Jingkou, a line of egrets went to heaven, just like walking gently, waving your sleeves, leaving innocence on earth without taking away a cloud.

18, when are the spring flowers and the autumn moon? How much do you know in your heart? The small building was easterly again last night, and acacia was always in the wind and rain. Carved jade fence should still exist, but the name will be changed. Ask how much sadness you can have, just like my heart and blood are flowing everywhere.

19, Zhang San didn't give money by boat, and the boatman got off the boat, and the Peach Blossom Lake was deep in thousands of feet. I don't know whether Zhang San is dead or not, but I don't understand the boatman's heart.

20. You are a brick tempered in the mountains. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west finally killed Saddam. The dragon will get water one day, which will make you boast every day.

2 1, I went to the west building alone without saying a word, and the lonely phoenix tree stream of people kept cutting and the reason was chaotic. It was a parting from sorrow, and I didn't have a trace of acacia in my heart.

22, the road is long, Xiu Yuan Xi, but God thundered and the door broke a hole, so I asked for a "lock" up and down. When I am old, I am lonely and no one loves me. I only blame puppy love in those days. If there is love in the sky, it will be old. Puppy love made me die early. Alas.

When those red berries come in spring, spring is very suitable for feeding chickens. The moon, now round at sea, is just right for feeding chickens. And 1000 kinds of voices were quiet, only the sound of chicken pecking was heard. I will raise my sail tomorrow, and the chicken feathers are falling.

24, two orioles singing green willows, a snail crawling, two orioles laughing, the grapes are still early, what should we do now, stupid birds fly to the forest early and climb step by step.

25-year-old, met his grandson, prosperous, and just divorced. The mountain blocks the day, and there is no ticket. Only the boundless universe, boundless, can't stop the tears full of sadness. Ask me how much sadness I can have, just like endless gutter oil.

26. I worked too much overtime last night and didn't know the way home. I was confused under the street lamp, strayed into the depths of garbage, exclaimed and exclaimed, and shocked countless mice.

27、 ? A word is natural and eternal, and the gift is melatonin; When spring flowers and autumn moon, use Dabao skin care; I am a teenager, going to a technical school and going to Lan Xiang. I hope you will buy Mori Yoshiro for a long time!

28. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, and I was bitten by mosquitoes every night. I used dichlorvos and immediately bit it.

29. It often rains and windy in spring, which wakes up all the leeks and onions in the garden. A tearful, frightened and lonely dream. Lazy enough to get drunk with two bottles of sand, shallots enjoy spring. I hate poverty because it is inflation.

30, the foot of my bed is so bright that it looks like a grass nest. The grass nest is good and sheltered from wind and rain. I recently lived in a grass nest, free and comfortable. Can I not love the grass nest!

3 1, purple smoke in the sunshine window, looking at the flies hanging on the wall from a distance. Seeing goodbye, my heart gave up, and several slaps were loud. Anger, anger, killing countless flies.

32, hammering the mountain, Dadu Bridge is cold. Sing my songs loudly, drink my wine, cold night. Every holiday season, Jiang Fengchou can't sleep.