Humor about drying food in a circle of friends

The humor of drying food in a circle of friends is as follows:

1, I should eat well during the small holiday. I'm still alone and don't want to drink breakfast powder. I cooked some noodles and fried a poached egg. Poached eggs are a bit ugly.

I look at the delicious food in front of me, but I can't taste it right away. I didn't dare to eat in a hurry. I bit off a small piece of skin, blew it cool, tasted the delicious soup carefully, and then ate it with belt meat. That smell still haunts me.

3. Here comes the food. I like noodles. After I came back from working overtime, I couldn't help cooking a bowl of fragrant celery noodles and a fruit salad. Why don't women lose weight when they bother women?

4. When the pot is boiled, it smells fragrant. I reached for it and poured the fish into the big bowl more carefully. Wow, it smells good! I couldn't help shouting. Indeed, the smell is irresistible.

Grandma gave me a big bowl of rice. White rice is pressed tightly, and tofu, vegetables, cuttlefish and tomatoes are cooked quickly.

6, hand rub to jade color, blue fried to light yellow color. Sleeping at night in spring knows the weight, crushing a beautiful woman and hugging gold.

7. Good food may not cure all diseases, but it can cure my stomach. Please rest in the past and look forward to all the unpleasant pictures.

8. One day, your sweetheart will find you wearing potato cakes, standing on cotton candy and holding barbecue chicken legs in your hand. You must wait.

9, fresh crucian carp eat silk, coriander green soup; Shu wine is invincible and river fish is beautiful.

10, a person should eat well, sleep well, take care of his stomach and protect his heart.