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Talk about the results

Talk about the results

1, can you feel the pain of falling asleep after eating chocolate before going to bed at night and getting up the next morning with chocolate all over your hands, face, quilt and pajamas?

Love is like a cigarette, it will eventually go out, but I really can't live without you in this world.

This result let everyone down! I'm going to high school anyway! I want the college entrance examination in three years!

4. Disgusting flowers multiply and grow in the hotbed of conspiracy. What kind of cruel and broken desolation is it after flowering and fruiting?

If you ignore me for one minute, I will come up with 60 results.

6. Worried about work and life, I get wet every day? What I am afraid of is that I have worked hard and the result is not satisfactory.

7. How long is permanent? Someone answered, one year. He said he would love me forever, but he left a year later.

8. I am not playing with ambiguity, I am playing with the result of love.

9. Dreaming of different endings, but the reality is that we have no results or even said nothing.

10 I'm not interested in Mango Taiwan, nor in the masonry theater. As a result, the national day began to show, and it was a strange fate in the wind. Damn, can you still study happily?

1 1, the mistake is that you can come right away and get kicked away faster.

12, I want to be different from others, but the results seem to be the same, so I slowly began to think, if only I were different from others in one person's eyes.

13, I took my mobile phone back to school and just found the answer. As a result, at night, I was searching, and the light suddenly turned black, and I ... turned it on.

14, it is not the pace but the mood that is tired, and it is not the result but the will that fails. If you can't fly, the ideal wings will become a burden of life.

15. As a result, your long-term partner turned and left your lover.

16, in this emotional contest, no one is the winner, no matter who left, who survived, but the result was only three losses.

17, I said you look like a pig, and the next second pigs all over the world jumped into the river.

18, a fat man jumped off the roof of the twentieth floor. Turned into a fat man

19, take an umbrella when you know it's going to rain, and don't set off until you know there's no result.

20, mushrooms are cold, struggle. Women who don't struggle only have two results: endless shopping in the vegetable market and endless stalls.

2 1, I asked how long can you stay with me? You said four days in spring, summer, autumn and winter, but you really stayed with me for four days and left, hehe.

22. We are separated. He said he was afraid he couldn't give me happiness. He said he would come to me if he succeeded in the future. As a result, two days later, he went online with others to name the couple's heads, hehe.

23. I have persisted for so long that I have never lost a pound. Should I stick to it? Will there be any result if you stick to it? It's so tangled

24. I handed a note to my classmate behind me and asked him to borrow a homework. As a result, I received a very depressed sentence: "I am not here."

25. I knew the result long ago, but I continued to be stupid because of trust.

26. It's my fault. I was blind and didn't see that you were a dog. As a result, I loved you who changed from a dog to a person.

27. No one will laugh at the process of your choice, only people will laugh at the result of your failure.

28. I heard that I went to Qingguo College after studying well, and my grades were really good.

29. The day before, I made up my mind to study hard. As a result, the next day I said, "Learn tomorrow and play today." Be defeated.

30.-We are born after 90, and we are still in love even though we know that there is no result.

3 1, I got rid of many bad habits for him. I study hard for him, just to show him the best of me. Turns out I know I'm a spare tire.

In this war-torn youth, he promised too quickly, but he was afraid of the result.

33. What's terrible about long-distance love? As long as the two sides care about each other, love each other and trust each other, the final result will surprise us.

34. A male classmate kept asking me what my period meant. My girlfriend told her that it was embarrassing. As a result, gay men learn from me, and your period is not big. ...

35. How many times have I said "I love you", but in the end it turned into "I love you"? I loved you? "

I can't give you my perfect result. Why not give me a happy process?

37. Forwarding those boring conversations just wants you to know that I am still free to talk to me, but the results are often disappointing.

38. Helping my best friend stay with the man she likes makes my inner man particularly angry. If my best friend wants to break up with me, who can understand?

39. Every time my parents say that they won't buy you new clothes because they didn't do well in the Chinese New Year exam, they finally bought them.

40. He said he didn't want to start school. As a result, I, a fool, cried so sadly. As a result, he said, let's be together. .

4 1, I left a message on his message board, and as a result, his heterosexual friend scolded me, feeling that I would never love again, and my heart was so tired.

42. I finally made up my mind to lose weight. As a result, my mother always made many food temptations and felt that she was going to die.

43. It rained and thundered. I'm not afraid of being struck by lightning. I'm afraid that lightning will split everyone, leaving me alone.

44. I have tried, struggled and stayed up late. The result is not the same as before.

45. If I knew you in another space, would the result be different?

46. I thought you would really cherish me without abandoning any shortcomings, but I was wrong.

47. The greatest pain in life is that I experienced a super storm. Not only did I not see the rainbow, but I caught a cold.

48. I just got a bonus today and want to buy a Samoyed! Send a text message to ask mom! Results! She was in tears! I'm running away from home! I must not be my own! It's charging

49, if there is no if, such a cruel result.

50. I promised you to take the next year, knowing that there will be no result after the next year, or I will accompany you every time.

5 1, everything needs serious thinking to get the result of your own troubles.

I waited for you for so long, but I still didn't get her "I miss you".

I never feel that the result of anything is too perfect, because I know that the unexpected result will be very sad!

54. I only took two courses in the mid-term exam today, so I can predict the result. Dada.

55. The story between him and her is beautiful, but it turns out to be decadent.

I thought I was the one who could make you laugh, but I lost to the one who could make you cry.

57. If it were mine, I would never let go. It's not mine. I want the result to be mine. Bitch, let go, or it's too late! !

58. The word "regret" is nonsense. I made the decision myself at first. I don't listen to my boyfriend's results. Don't blame my boyfriend's decision now, but my original decision.

59. At a moment in life, you have to fight for the opportunity. Whether you succeed or not, you want the result and enjoy the process. No ups and downs are not fate, and there are no big winds and waves.

60. "The girl behind the teacher's paper took an extra one and shouted," Teacher, I have it, I have it! "As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, it's mine!

6 1, today the teacher sent a book saying that the answer was not accepted. I'm so happy. I can copy the answer and see the result. . . . . .

I'm glad he asked me out today, but I didn't expect the result to be' Let's break up'.

63. It's been more than a year since I broke up with my ex. I slipped when I read his information today. The supplementary question is who he wants to marry most. I had the cheek to fill in my name and then added it.

Every time I send a message, I thought I would type a lot of words back to me, but I only replied. (Can you not doubt it?)

65. Ding Ruichao, I miss you. If I had known this was the result, I would never have surpassed friendship.

66, L: Jian and Lin Xiao, who were initially favored, failed to be together in the end. Fortunately, accompanied by Zhou Chongguang, they were separated by a lie.

67. I love you What is the sum of "one business world" and "ten business worlds"? The result is (520+1314) *10 =18340, that is, fan you to death.

68. The immaturity of the past has led to all the results today.

69. Every time I stay with him until late at night, she has nothing.

70. A man crawled out of the TV. Thought: look up, it's a beauty. Beauty! Result: Shit, ugly girl, climb in. Grass mud horse roll. .

7 1, we survived the gossip and the seven-year itch we thought we could survive, but now we are not together.

72. It is said that 20 12. 12.25438+0 is the end of the world, just in time for our exam? I didn't want to do it at the end of the world, so I taught a blank sheet of paper. Who knows if this is a reminder of rumors and sadness?

73. Zhou Hexi, I have loved you for six years, and the final result is that you told me to go away.

74. I didn't expect this result. What can you leave when you are clearly sad?

75. The saddest thing in the world is that .......... fell asleep and snored in class under the teacher's eyes.

In fact, you don't love me, but I am a moth to the fire, knowing that there is no result.

77. My deskmate said that I had passed physics, and he teased me. As a result, I got 59 points.

78, 78 old wine: The result of thinking is to push yourself to despair.

79. Don't give me fearless hope, let me look forward to it, then be disappointed, and finally despair, for example. . . . Anyway, we all know the result, so why make fearless efforts?

80. Who is whose destiny and who is whose wish. Whether as long as you have it, you won't care about the result.

8 1, all the waiting is just to meet the right person. As long as the result is good, it doesn't matter if you take your time!

82. One day, summer vacation and I are going to get the certificate. As a result, a mistress named homework appeared and took the summer vacation away! !

83. I'm still thinking about how to spend this winter vacation. The school has started.

84. I want to keep you. If the result is still separated, I will make up with him, even though I don't love him anymore.

85. I fantasized about our future before, but we didn't break up, but separated.

86. Penguins always switch to Do Not Disturb. Then play a game and see if you have sent me a message. And you didn't.

He said he didn't want to fall in love with me. He wanted to marry me, but in the end he left me.

88. "He said that the end of the world would be with me." "What's the matter?" "The world has no end"

89. I don't have to take medicine every time I get sick, because I believe I can get through it myself, and the result is getting worse and worse. .

90. The first time I liked someone, the first time I confessed, and the result failed, hehe.

9 1, history has proved countless times that true love has no good result.

92. I cried, I was weak, I was depressed, and he came to comfort me when I was lost. As a result, I cried even harder.

93. In a running race, I ate a piece of glutinous rice and ran away. As a result, I ran first, but I couldn't stop !

94. The impatient result will only make things that should be done well not done well.

95, it didn't work out anyway. Why are we together?

I was angry with you on purpose at first, and then I ignored you. And you ignored me. Now we are like strangers. I really don't want to do this. I'm sorry

97. In fact, this is almost why the old partners can't get a good result in the same way.

98. I imagined a hundred results of being apart from you, but the reality is often the 101st.

99. My mother told me: I cried and cried day by day to lose weight, and I ate more than anyone else.

100, when it ends, it has lost the so-called result.

10 1. After seven years together, I pretended to leave, but you didn't stay. As a result, I was really lovelorn. Oh, how ironic.

102, some things are very painful, and the result is good, but I am afraid that I am not strong.

103, I published in the space that being a mistress will not come to a good end, and as a result, your phone call to scold me really made me feel bad.

104, the most thing I do every day is to tell myself: don't think about him, we have no result.

105、/ つ 。 Don't get the result wrong again &;

106, [You said you would stay with me for a long time, but you turned and left. ]

107, I don't want another boyfriend because I will like him sooner or later, but he doesn't like me.

108, we were separated for 59 days, but I still miss you. I dreamed of you this morning. You said you wouldn't like me. I cried. As a result, I woke up and cried.

109, I drove my mother on a motorcycle, slammed off the accelerator and shouted safety first. And my mother beat me up.

1 10, I apologize. Is this what you want?

1 1 1, 100 poison does not invade, which is the result of repeated pains in the heart.

1 12, the early bird has ice cream to eat, and his stomach hurts.

1 13, I tried to forget, only to find that the harder I tried to forget, the more I missed it.

1 14, I waited for you for three years because of a promise to get married on the 26th. I smiled.

1 15, I watched the New Year's Eve party in Zhejiang, Hunan and the East in turn, but I missed the runner, Chen and the baby, and I couldn't live any longer.

1 16, ぷ-,too Many passers-by, who knows who will be who, think that everything is the result of egg pain.

1 17, no matter what the final result is, I still insist that I loved.

1 18, if you didn't try hard and didn't persist, who do you blame for the unsatisfactory result?

1 19, I wanted to have you with me on Singles Day, but it turned out to be a fucking one.

120, so I have to study and put it down. Because I am reluctant to be happy; I want to learn and give up. Because being strong has no result; I want to study and be silent.

12 1, they said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

122, time flies. Everyone wants to stop it with their own strength, but the result of their efforts is to go further.

123. today, I confessed to the male god: "I like you", "I can't accept you" and "why". As a result, he said, "because I want to be single with my brother." I smiled.

124, in the real society, no one will want to know the tears you shed in the process. Just look at the results. A notice from a famous university can change his view of you and even rely on you.

125, oh, your parting made me smile. This is the result of our sleepless thinking. It was agreed that no one would break up. Oh, this is my love.

126、"? My mother always says to me, "Son, it's autumn. Put on your autumn clothes. "I always catch a cold, my mother said, son, you are so beautiful (frozen).

127, don't miss him too much, pay so much for him, but the result is like this.

128. On the first day, you said you would tolerate me. The next day, you said that we would not have a result, and you were afraid of hurting me, so you lost me.

129, do you like that person? I like her for a long time. One day she told me happily that I have a boyfriend.

All the results are a new beginning. ...

13 1, is there anyone like me who is still clinging to a fruitless result?

132, please don't tell me the process, I want the result!

133, I just love you so much that it turned out to be the result of breaking up.

134, I want to finish my homework and play quickly every holiday. As a result, I made up my homework the day before school started.

135, blame me. I knew the result but did it.

136, you don't know, I am invisible and want to know if you will send a message when you see me offline, but the result is very disappointing.

137, I am so strong and you are so strong, and the result is that I missed my favorite hc.

138, I'm so scared. I'll get the test results tomorrow. (ㄒoㄒ)(ㄒoㄒ)(ㄒoㄒ)(ㄒoㄒ)

139, the most terrible thing is that she doesn't get along with the boudoir, and you regard her as your best friend. As a result, she made up with the boudoir, and you were called a bitch who sow discord.

140, = = Sometimes, knowing that you have missed it, you can only accept the result quietly.

14 1, the result is so hurtful, so why did you give me hope in the first place? Since you gave me hope, why did you make me so disappointed and desperate?

142, Han Han said well, the result of all-round development is all-round mediocrity, and doing multidisciplinary topics is not all-round development.

143, during the senior high school entrance examination, I prepared a drink for someone I like. When I gave it to him, he yelled at me.

144, the person I love has been better for 42 1 day, and all my friends know about it. As a result, a mistress came out, and later she apologized to me for not asking us clearly. It's really funny.

145, the principal said that he had studied for a month to make up lessons, but he was asked to make up for two days, always thinking about having a holiday. As a result, I had a holiday on the 25th and started school on the 29th. Very sad

146, no matter how I want to make you happy, replying will also make people lose.

147, who said that love has no result and always leaves with a smile?

In your life, you should forget yourself for someone at least once. Ask for no results, no peers, no belonging, just meet you in the most beautiful years.

149, go to grandpa's house for dinner today. I covered up my old foot injury and thought my mother-in-law didn't find it. As a result, when I left, my mother-in-law said, What happened to my foot?

150, you said you didn't want to go offline yet. I was just about to ask if you wanted to talk to me for a while. As a result, you said it first and wanted to play games. I flatter myself.