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I can't pull this face down and die on my face.

1, young couples are actually afraid of losing each other and always ask questions loudly; Because the old couple understand each other, they can always be soft and hard. Because there is no love, it is noisy, so love is silent.

2. May I bring an old wine in ten years, and may you be an old friend in ten years.

It's strange that I am a person who is particularly easy to give up, but I insist on liking you for many years.

4. How to deal with negative emotions? You can listen to songs or read books. When you are lonely and helpless, don't run away, and don't talk to someone right away. Calm down is the best way. If even music and books can't calm you down, wash your face and think about your original intention. You will remember who you are. This is my answer. If all the above fails, then go running, and the long journey will tell you the answer. -Focus on your mind

I hope someone will bring you wine when you are wandering, and someone will always sing with you when you are lonely.

6. Delete the inferiority complex from your dictionary. Not everyone can be a great man, but everyone can be a person with a strong heart. Believe in yourself, find your place, and you can have a valuable life.

7, less gas and more leisure, busy and idle. It is not easy to truly achieve these eight words. The key is a word "leisure". Old people must have leisure in their later years. Of course, it is good to do some housework. If you do nothing, it's boring, but don't be busy.

8. Try to change your destiny. The trick is to make an ordinary little thing complete, that is, unique skills. Remind yourself, remember your own reminder, you who are motivated, happy, healthy and kind will surely have a brilliant life.

9. Change your attitude to adapt to different situations, feel relaxed, don't be depressed, and you can't get by yourself. When people reach a certain age, they see through everything. Anyway, don't embarrass yourself, be kind to yourself.

10, everyone is essentially living the same life, the difference is what you are feeling inside.

1 1, life is a game, others chase houses and castles, all you have to do is have a romantic affair, sit on the stone bench in the shed, sing a song, have a cup of tea and enjoy yourself. As long as the house is comfortable and convenient, why do you have to go upstairs and downstairs? Isn't it nice to have a song, a cup of tea, flowers, fish and enjoy the beauty of nature?

12, because life is simple, there are more opportunities to listen to Songtao, watch the wind and rain, look up at the stars, open your heart and be full of spirituality. Don't miss the opportunity to appreciate and enjoy nature. Life is not easy, you must enjoy life.

13. If you are simple-minded, you will have the heart to manage your life; If life is simple, you will have time to enjoy it. We should learn to manage our life, not just muddling along every day, but enjoying every day, which requires managing our life well. There are too many joys and sorrows in the world, too many troubles and pains. Only in this way can we live simply and happily.

14. Sometimes we bow our heads to see the direction we are going. Many people think that they have passed and are unwilling to try new things. A lot of things can't be put down, can't be pulled down, and eventually die on the face.

15, tired or not, depending on the mentality. The room of the soul will be full of dust if it is not cleaned. Sweeping the floor and removing dust can make a gloomy heart bright; Only by sorting things out can we bid farewell to our troubles; Throw away some unnecessary pain, and there will be more room for happiness.

16. Some people keep growing because they absolutely have the power to persist. Good at reading, willing to work hard, not only reading, but also taking notes. There must be a reason for people to grow up, and the effort and accumulation behind it must be several times that of ordinary people. Therefore, the key lies in yourself.

Beauty and ugliness are two different things. A pair of eyes may not be beautiful, but eyes can be beautiful. An unmarked face can have a lovely expression, and an imperfect figure can have good manners and manners. All this lies in the richness and magnanimity of a soul. There may be many ways to beautify the soul, but I think reading is a simple and cheap shortcut without asking others for help.

18. World travel is not as beautiful as it seems. Only when you come back from all the heat and chaos, you forget the suffering and recall the incredible scenery you have seen, that is beautiful.

19, to a great extent, life is just a farce, and sometimes it is better to stand by and watch it laugh, which is much better than blindly intervening.

20. I am willing to accompany you to the farthest distance with my initial heart.

Face is given by others, and face is lost by yourself.

First, I think you, you are not a mortal, at least you are not an ordinary mortal, and you are particularly annoying.

Second, cowards complain that life is tense, and smart people have fun by themselves.

No matter how many times you fail, you should face life and be full of hope.

Four, I want three things most in school: long-term love, true friendship and ideal grades.

Some people are wearing cotton trousers, and he has frozen to death. Someone is wearing black stockings. She is still alive.

Six, stomach pain, want to vomit. There was an exam in the afternoon, and halfway through the exam, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, "Why, the question is disgusting?" .

7. The deepest companionship is knowing that you are poor and can't let go.

Eight, although eating is easy, it is not easy to lose weight. And eat and cherish, as for myself, I have only myself to blame, and I hope I won't gain any more meat in the future.

9. Look for slippers every time you finish the computer.

10. It's okay to see how many diamonds others have deducted. He drills a lot and the level of drilling is also high. Absolute local tyrant! ! ! !

XI。 The first part: packaging and troops, packaging and troops. Bottom line: pretend to be pure, pretend to be pure. Horizontal batch: pretend to be pure.

It must be admitted that today is a day for couples to show their love and show off their achievements.

Thirteen, since you are tired, you don't have to struggle anymore!

14. God, come out and see the Tathagata.

Fifteen, many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. It's none of your business, okay?

I can't give you happiness, but I can help you find happiness.

What did you do to me? All I can think about is you.

If you are my last lover, I am your first lady.

Nineteen, the sky is gray and wild. There are four lines on the composition paper.

When you can't find something, first see if it is in your hand.

Twenty-one, life is alive, you can fall in love for just a few years. When I was young, I had a thief's heart and no thief's courage; When you are old, you have a thief's heart, a thief's courage and a thief's absence.

Twenty-two, this enemy is not a gentleman, dare to avenge you and kill you.

Thank the ungrateful people for letting you see through a person's heart early.

Twenty-four, face is given by others, and face is lost by yourself.

25. Sometimes, your weakness will make some bitches push their luck.

Twenty-six. I heard two men talking. One said to the other, "My face is longer than your legs!" "I really don't know which one of them should be distressed. ...

A dog jumped out of the bush, and I couldn't help calling out your name.

Twenty-eight, you won't be my girlfriend in this life, and I will be your son in the next life, so I won't kill you.

29. Don't always think that the world doesn't want you. In fact, the world has no time to talk to you.

Thirty, laugh for ten years, so laugh for two years and die directly.

Thirty-one, people review before the exam, Nima, I seem to be previewing when I open the book!

Thirty-two, break up with the computer, I want to marry the school. I can get a divorce when the summer vacation comes, wait for me ~

Thirty-three, can you let something happen to me? Died because of ineffective rescue.

Thirty-four, "You are so funny" and "I'm glad to make you laugh."

35, the pursuit of Happyness, you must not refute.

I can't put down my shelf, tear my face, and solve the plot.

Selected Philosophical Words: 1) Parents are always worried about bad children. Therefore, we should especially forgive and pity all sentient beings with deeper sins, instead of leaving them alone.

2) As long as you are at ease, everything will be fine. Don't run by yourself before one of you reaches the limit.

3) Live with a normal heart, treat others with shame, handle things with heart, and cultivate Buddha's mind with bodhicitta.

4) There is no need to argue about cause and effect. Cause and effect are never misleading. You don't have to argue with fate, which is the fairest judge.

5) You have your outlook on life, I have my outlook on life, and I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I'll accept my fate.

6) If you want to master eternity, you must control the present.

7) A bad mouth should never come out of our mouth, no matter how bad it is. The more you scold him, your heart will be polluted. Think about it, he is your good knowledge.

8) When you start your life tomorrow, if someone argues with you, you can let him win. This winning or losing is just a literal concept. When you let the other side win, you have nothing to lose. What did he win by winning? Understand what? The so-called loss, what did you lose? Lose what?

Most of our lives are wasted on the unpredictable written language.

10) Don't always feel disappointed. You should think that he is very kind to me. This is the cultivation of kung fu.

Complete works of philosophical vocabulary:

1) Others can violate cause and effect, others can hurt us, beat us and slander us. But we can't hate others for it. Why? We must keep a complete nature and a pure heart.

2) Morality and talent are assets far superior to wealth. Fallen offspring can corrupt the property of your noble family and very rich people, but morality and talent can make a mortal an unworthy god.

3) When we can't afford happiness, never walk too close to the window and stare at happiness.

4) Virtue is brave, and there is no fear of doing good.

5) Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

6) Happiness can be obtained through study, although it is not our mother tongue.

7) Don't love everyone. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

8) If you want to know a man thoroughly, you'd better be his friend, not his lover.

9) A friend is someone who can see through you but still likes you.

10) When we remove the stumbling blocks laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

1 1) If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.

12) It doesn't matter if you're not sorry for everything.

13) only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

14) The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

15) The most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery, and the deepest thing is the most true feelings.

16) In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

17) When others start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.

18) You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry when you are away.

Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.

20) If you can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead.

2 1) There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who needs ideals?

22) Anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried to be jealous.

Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.

24) Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but smiling with tears in your eyes.

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

26) People are not as beautiful as living.

27) Some things, knowing that they are wrong, are insisted on because they are unwilling; Some people, knowing their love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that there is no road, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

28) The same bottle of drinks costs $20 in a convenience store and $20 in a five-star hotel. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

29) Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

30) The real bad guys are not terrible, but the fake good people are terrible.

Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.

32) Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things well is not simple.

33) Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

34) The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

35) Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.

36) The ideal is full and the reality is skinny.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

38) The journey of exploration lies not in discovering new lands, but in cultivating new perspectives.

39) How far a person can go depends on who he travels with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

40) Sighing is the most wasteful thing, crying is the most wasteful thing.

Let's talk in this age of looking at faces.

In the age of looking at faces, please forgive me if my face looks good. Slowly running in, no one is perfect, lewdness is nature, personality is a little honest and frank, brothers have long and short, and I don't know how to coax girls. However, at least I am a man who is not a playboy and is willing to change. Compared with some people who are irresponsible, irresponsible and don't like it, they are more men and living habits. Take your time. There's still hope, this baby.

Let's talk in this age of looking at faces.

First, today's society is not an era of looking at faces. Rich and powerful handsome people, women seem to be playthings in their eyes, and society is slowly materializing.

Second, I don't think it is true. How could I be so bad? How can anyone like me? In this age of looking at faces, how can anyone like me? You might as well rely on yourself. I dreamed about this pursued thing.

For example, if you like me, I think this person is too vague. If you don't get to know me first and think about it carefully, you will bring out your bad side. Look at me like this, don't say you like me. It is a contradictory combination, not suitable for being together, suitable for being friends, but not together. To put it bluntly, it is the era of hating looking at faces. I don't want to hear it because of the emotional factors caused by appearance.

Fourth, in this age of looking at faces, beautiful women are often given preferential treatment, and those who can't dress up are often treated differently.

This is an era of looking at faces. Well, there is no hope. Now I can go my own way aboveboard. I hope I have no love for the rest of my life.

Six, I don't know makeup and fashion, how can I survive in this era of looking at faces.

Seven, the first time to understand what is the era of looking at faces, obviously I am the first step. Just because I'm not good-looking, you belong to her easily. I just can't change it, so I want to keep a happy mood. That's ironic

Eight, growing so many acne makes me feel inferior. In this age of looking at faces, I feel uncomfortable. (I have been with acne for four or five years. I was 265,438+0 years old before, and more. It's really hard.

You can eat without looking at your face, but you must live beautifully. In this age of looking at faces, girls should find ways to make themselves beautiful. Don't always try to please anyone, you know, when you are getting better and better, everyone will line up to please you.

Ten, some people like it at first sight, but they hate it when they talk. I like it because it looks good, but I hate it because of its connotation. It is said that this is an era of looking at faces, but faces can only determine whether there is primitive sexual impulse, and true love must be recognized as three views. The so-called lovers talk a little more, which has nothing to do with looks.

Xi. Transmutation. If you can't have children, your life expectancy will be shortened. This is really an era of looking at faces.

Twelve, it is really the era of looking at the face, willful. Little brother, I feel good in this dress.

Fourteen, I bought an accurate and cruel electronic scale and started the road of reducing fat. I always remind myself that this is an era of looking at faces. Women are too embarrassed to attach a selfie to say goodbye to an old aunt in summer.

Fifteen, in this age of looking at faces, I have an advantage in being beautiful. I have nothing, so others work hard. I want to work harder than others.

Sixteen, now is an era of looking at the face, even if you are a thousand excellent, Yan value will always have a veto.

Seventeen, the era of looking at the face must look at the hair, then please see that I miss your black hair day and night.

Eighteen, if a person's ability is far more than immediate, plus various unstable factors, I will never want it. It's a pity that now is the time to look at faces. what can I say?

Nineteen, now is the era of looking at faces, and beauty will take care of you more!

I'm twenty, my face is thin and dark, and my cheeks are always old. I always feel that the problem is not big. Self-consolation may be innate. Stand with peers, others will always be the focus. Confidence is always a moment. In this era of looking at faces, face value is the standard. How can you arouse your open life without a good-looking face? Why not work hard and want everything? Don't wait until you get old to maintain it. Young people have youthful beauty. If you can become beautiful early, why wait until you are old to realize it?

Twenty-one, hair loss is the first killer to destroy the face value. In this era of looking at faces, face value determines the goodwill of others and is also a source of self-confidence.

Life is always unsatisfactory to you. In the eyes of many people, you are beautiful and hardworking, and people will sympathize with you and love you. If you look good, if you don't work hard, someone will pity you. Ugly and hard-working, no one will feel bad. Anyway, the world is an era of looking at faces.