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Talk about the mood of swearing
2, playing hooligans, you must have a rogue character; If you are crazy, you must have a neurotic temperament; If you harm others, you will harm their abilities.
3, you are an idiot! Yes, you should at least be self-aware. You are so poor that you are blind!
4. Disgusting mother cried very sadly. Why? Because it's disgusting
How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.
6. I can only speak human words. Since you don't understand human beings, it's impossible.
For me, the only way to help a cow foaming in the air is to keep your mouth shut.
8. Sedimentary raw materials with twice the oil concentration disfigure Uncle McDonald.
9. Waste air when alive, waste land when dead, and waste RMB when half dead …
10, you are the scum of the society, the parasite of excrement, the redundant fat in the human body, the lowest among the low-level creatures, the scum of men and the waste of women.
1 1, I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You are just a different person. A toad stuck its hair in it. Are you a bird or an animal?
12. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me. I am not going to enable you
13, the last time I went to the zoo, the little orangutan saw you crying. You're scared, two feet on the ground, two handstands, venting from your ass and farting from your mouth. Then he said to his mother, Mom, why is this boy Johnny so like my long-lost cousin? I startled you on the spot.
14. When a woman sees you, she feels like a fairy.
15. As soon as you look up, the hole in the ozone layer is broken.
16, unable to communicate with you normally. I think I'm casting pearls before swine.
17, your father has rotten your grass, why are you still selling B on the street? Go home and call your mother out for everyone.
18, I have been friends with you for so long. You always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat.
19. You can make up a mahjong and a military chess when you pull out your teeth.
20. Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!
2 1. Look at your age in early autumn. You also said that you want to sell cute, which directly turned the word selling cute into a derogatory term.
I called you an animal and insulted it. Even if you put on a dog's skin, you are not human. I wonder if you have such a wide face?
23. You are a hybrid, right? According to my observation, your mother should be a donkey and your father should be a turtle, right?
If your dog can't spit ivory, don't talk, lest the foul breath pollute the air.
25. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?
26. God gave you a straight back and taught you how to persevere, but you only learned to find a prostitute.
27. There are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, it will come naturally.
28. You are really dreamy. Hollywood makes magic movies, but I haven't seen you in the movies!
I really admire you, because you are the first person with the same head and toe function.
30. Teach you the truth of being a man first. Don't be so smelly. Keep your mouth clean. Don't swear. Look at yourself first. Who are you to scold me? Don't think you are good-looking. You are not very beautiful. Children should keep their mouths clean. Don't make people angry. Don't provoke people who can't be provoked in anger. I'll teach you something, because you are so young. Don't curse others if nothing happens.
3 1, inspiration Just like sexual desire. Do as you say.
32. Really really embarrassed to the extreme, regardless of day and night.
If you go first, don't blame me for turning my back on you.
34. In fact, no one said you were cheap, but you sat by yourself.
35. When you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.
36. As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a demon.
Why don't you have a long memory Why do you love being a third party? A while ago, I envied being a third party.
38. It turns out that killing you with salt and soda is calling you a single-celled creature.
39. There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you: "It is used to stew vermicelli."
40. Even if you look around the world, your IQ is at its peak.
4 1, don't go to the whole again, no matter how ugly, why waste so much money!
42. Although you are an asshole, you are not a bad person.
43. Your face is the letter between A and C. How dare you come out to meet people like that dog?
44. When treating you as a person, do you try to act like one?
45. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
46. You, a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, are the strongest loser in human history.
47. You always feel that you are a person, but you are actually a waste.
48. Women like men who feel safe; Men are often attracted to insecure women.
49. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant.
50. According to statistics, more than 9% people who look like pig heads use thumb buttons to read short messages! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late, pig!
5 1, you look innocent, you look sorry for the people and the party.
52. You are different from others. Everyone has thick feet, and so do you.
Don't show off your charming face in front of me You spend several hours in front of the mirror every day. You have the ability to show me how beautiful you are.
54, you pervert, don't forget to look back at your mother when you are born!
55. Cheating, stealing, eating and drinking, and sleeping with Lazar, you really look innocent. In fact, you are not a little puss-head. You are his predecessor.
56. Whoever meets you is unlucky, and you are a fucking disaster.
57. Talk about right and wrong behind others' backs, and one day you will encounter a poisonous tongue that is more poisonous than you.
58. Countless facts show that you are really the king of beasts, with only animality and no humanity.
59. Look at yourself. You look poor. Your parents didn't give birth to you. You look like a person. Go home and farm!
60. You waste air when you live, land when you die, and RMB at home.
6 1, don't spit feces easily, or you will be smoked to death. Besides, you are too upscale! I can't believe I can eat shit and spit shit!
62. What do you think you have left? You are a loser, do you understand?
63. You are still a little self-aware, knowing that you have eaten shit, so don't talk, for fear of stinking.
64. The head is as big as B, and the life is like 2B. Even pigs will be ashamed of you.
65. Try to be a shining philosopher. What is a philosopher? I just want to be a role model.
66.* * is * *, just like a dou who can never help others.
67. I'm a bitch, and I pretend to be innocent, thinking I have feelings, bah, disgusting.
68. Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.
69. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so frustrated.
70. I can tell by your cheap appearance that you grew up in a popular way. No wonder you look so poor.
7 1, I really want to see what it means to put on a dog skin.
72. I thought the world was normal before, but after seeing you. I just discovered that lewdness has no boundaries; Cheap cases have no bottom line; There is no lower limit for ethics; No integer IQ!
73. Invite your ancestors for eighteen generations to greet you again, beat your infertility and prolong your life.
74. Don't give up, never leave this life; If you don't like it, die.
75, women like bad men, don't like bad men. ...
76. I have never seen * * debauchery before, but now I see your virtue, I understand.
Why can't you brainwash? The dust inside can't walk away.
78. People who are guilty in their bones deserve to be pushed around.
79. Don't steal my house, because once a mouse went in and shouted.
80. It must be the best among the dregs and the beast among the beasts. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!
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