Humorous remarks about traffic jams

Part 1 of humorous remarks about traffic jams

1. I am really annoyed by the traffic jam. There is really a traffic jam whenever there is a traffic policeman on this road!

2. If you no longer complain about traffic jams, that is the country and the people; if you no longer complain about the crowds, that is prosperity.

3.16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life...The taxi driver sent me to the exit of the station again...I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after staying there for 4 years. . .

4. Don’t worry about being stuck in traffic, smile, and see the scenery in a different state of mind.

5. Single girls can go on a blind date on the highway today. Look at your property from the car model, look at your character from your attitude, look at your kidney function from holding your urine in... I can only help you so far, so don't thank me.

6. Traffic jam... Yesterday, highways everywhere became a sea of ??cars. Moreover, behind the traffic jam is another social topic: Civilized travel starts with me.

7. Are you annoyed? Digging around endlessly!

8. When you are stuck in traffic, you can call your family, friends, or even customers. The longer the traffic jam lasts, the more profound the emotional exchange becomes. Some people have gained long-lost family ties, some have negotiated big business, and some have gained love... Traffic jams really promote the relationship between people...

9. Staying at home is the best The biggest contribution to the long holiday is not difficult for the traffic police, not difficult for the cleaners, not difficult for the insurance companies, not difficult for the gasoline resources, and even more easy for the toll collectors who still issue and collect cards since there are no tolls on expressways.

10. It rains all night when the house leaks, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

11. People are embarrassed on the road, you are so stuck, you are so stuck, you are so stuck, it is so difficult for me.

12. Is it deep? Are the newly built roads full of potholes? ?

13. I thought it was a car show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

14. Going home during the Chinese New Year and being stuck in traffic is also a blessing. Of course, don’t be stuck in a traffic jam for too long. I still have to rush home for dinner!

15. Afraid of traffic jams during National Day, I got up at 4:30 and continued to Lanzhou.

16.30． I'm having a meeting in the north these days. I have to travel 4 hours and 90 kilometers back and forth every day. The drive makes me sore, backache, headache, and upset. From Ring 2 to Ring 4, there are traffic jams all day long. This was not the case a few years ago. There are too many cars!

17. Going home during the Chinese New Year, there are all kinds of traffic jams, but the traffic jam is not a worry!

18. Are you "trafficked" today?

19. The National Day traffic jam is terrible. The three or four hours' drive is estimated to be extended to about eight hours. I still feel bad. As I drove on the expressway... I guess I could have breakfast when I got back~... Thinking back to the fact that I wanted to apply for a university outside the province, it was okay.

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21. After get off work at 3:30, I felt the atmosphere of the National Day traffic jam in the Shaxi Super Parking Lot.

22. I can’t keep up with the times. Others say I will be happy at the next stop, but I am indeed stuck in traffic at the next stop.

23. My he, where are you, is coming. Is there a traffic jam on the road?

24. My talents are destined to be useful, and I will not move for an hour.

25. Is it bitter? City roads are blocked every day!

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27.26. In a traffic jam on the highway... there are four people in a car, and three people are playing mahjong on their mobile phones... I... can't...

28.18. I was annoyed by the traffic jam and couldn't move. I rolled down the window to let in some fresh air. The guy in the car next to me saw me and said hello, "Hey, your beard is long and thick. It's quite handsome. You must have kept it for a long time." I said it didn't take long, I just shaved before going out.

29. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, you will buy a plane when you become a nouveau riche. Damn it.

30. In the new year, after you get off the night shift, I can wait at the intersection in the cold wind; when you want to take a taxi but can’t, I can take the initiative to ask you if you want to take a taxi. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, The only people who take the initiative to choose a road with less traffic for you are black car drivers

31. I know it is normal to be stuck in traffic jams on National Day, but being stuck in traffic jams at this time makes me question life.

32. In the new year, after you get off the night shift, I can wait in the cold wind at the intersection; when you want to take a taxi but can’t, I can take the initiative to ask you if you want to take a taxi. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, The only people who take the initiative to choose a road with less traffic for you are black car drivers

33.1. The traffic jam on the expressway and Pikou is so severe that we may not even be able to leave at noon.

34. Traffic jam is a butcher's knife.

35. National Day traffic jam... It's okay, it's not even three hours in a minute's drive.

36. I never like taking the bus because it is stuck in traffic, slow and dizzy. Still like to run away on my own.

37. There is no way out despite the mountains and rivers, and I wake up in the same place.

38. I don’t see the ancient people in front of me, and I don’t see the newcomers in the back. Thinking of the congestion on the road ahead, I shed tears while accompanying my beloved car.

39. I asked where the restaurant was, but I was blocked at the toll gate.

40. The development zone is paralyzed and there are traffic jams. This National Day self-driving trip seems to be paralyzed. A humorous story about traffic jams

A humorous story about traffic jams Part 1

1. You can just go, if there is no traffic jam, I will lose!

2. Get up early, drive out, and hours later still haven’t left your favorite city.

3. Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

4. I feel that after so long, the only people who care about me are some friends. During the National Day traffic jam, I was actually looking forward to a call from my parents to ask where I was now, whether I was hungry, whether I had motion sickness, and if I came back late, I would leave the door at home open for me! Ha, it feels quite small.

5. The traffic jam made me doubt my life... The taxi driver sent me to the exit again... I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after staying there for years.

6. The happiest thing I can think of is to watch traffic jams with you at home during the National Day.

7. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, you will buy a plane when your employer becomes a nouveau riche. Damn it.

8. Traffic jam... Yesterday, highways everywhere became a sea of ??cars. Moreover, behind the traffic jam is another social topic: Civilized travel starts with me.

9.31. Congested, it would be better if there were fewer private cars so that the roads would not be blocked. If private cars could line up in a civilized manner, the traffic would not be blocked. If there is no crowd, we will go home quickly, and friends who are in a hurry will not be upset by traffic jams. There should be fewer private cars.

10. I’ll wait for you at the next intersection. There's a traffic jam at this intersection.

11. I wish all those traveling today that the traffic jam on the road prevents you from accompanying me.

12. The highest state of traffic jam is: if there is no traffic jam, you still feel uncomfortable.

13. Is it dangerous? Traffic jams can easily make people angry!

14. Although I am happy to go home during the New Year, the traffic jam is still painful. At this moment, there is a serious traffic jam on the road.

15. After finally queuing up and getting on the bus, there was a traffic jam on the highway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?

16. Veteran drivers tell us a truth: when there is a traffic jam, the rightmost lane is the fastest; when it is clear, the middle lane is the most powerful and the throttle is the highest 6

17. Traffic jams are caused by cars and time, but of course they are blocked by people.

18. The annual May Day holiday is here! Hurry up and start a 4-day trip to Moments.

19. There was a traffic jam on the highway. I shouted out who wanted to play King of Glory, but I laughed out loud. My lover was waiting to come out. I thought about whether I was stuck in a traffic jam or lost my way

20. I really envy those friends who travel during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time cannot experience that kind of happiness at all. Part 2 of humorous remarks about traffic jams

21.11. Hey, I was so angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam in the whole city, and then the unscrupulous freight forwarder maliciously charged high forklift fees. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had clearly informed me that it would be discontinued. It was really enough

22. There is no road in the world. If there are too many people walking, the road will be blocked. ?

23. At the traffic light in front of you, there was a sticky pot.

After waiting for several minutes, they still haven't hired me yet.

24. National Day traffic jam... It's okay, it's not even three hours in a minute's drive.

25. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jam you will have. Not moving for a few minutes is still submissive. Upset.

26. Even if it’s drizzling and it’s cloudy, I’m not afraid of it. As soon as I go out on the road, I’ll get a headache if I’m stuck in a traffic jam.

27. The horn honked and the fog lights flashed red. The driver was heartbroken and just hoped that the weather would clear up.

28. Since everyone realized that there will be traffic jams on highways during the holidays, the traffic jam time has been moved forward.

29. The hour-long journey took an hour.

30. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

31. Another aspect of traffic jams is that couples have nothing urgent to do anyway and just use this time and environment to fall in love.

32. Going home during the Chinese New Year, there are all kinds of traffic jams, but the traffic jam is not a worry!

33. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway was heavily congested, and the car owner got off the car to play tennis!

34. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the Chinese New Year. It had been stuck for more than three hours. There were no teammates who were stuck in traffic all the way.

35.16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life... The taxi driver sent me to the exit of the station again... I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after staying there for 4 years. . .

36. You can enjoy the scenery every day on the traffic jam, and there are sports cars lined up for you to choose from!

37. The bridge is blocked like an egg, and the road under the bridge is still long. It is difficult to move if you are squeezed in the middle. What do you think we should do?

38. Should Eleven Nis go out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam, or lie down at home or hang out in the local area? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

39. We usually complain about the smog and traffic jams, but a first snowfall, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

40. The development zone is paralyzed and there are traffic jams. It takes an hour to send the children back and forth to school in the early morning. A humorous story about heavy rain and traffic jams.

A humorous story about heavy rain and traffic jams. Part 1

1. I saw you stuck in traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still stuck in traffic jam when I woke up.

2. Going home during the Chinese New Year, there are all kinds of traffic jams, but the traffic jam is not a worry!

3. The longest National Day and longest traffic jam in history!

4.18． I was annoyed by the traffic jam and couldn't move. I rolled down the window to let in some fresh air. The guy in the car next to me saw me and said hello, "Hey, your beard is long and thick. It's quite handsome. You must have kept it for a long time." I said it didn't take long, I just shaved before going out.

5. If you are stuck in a traffic jam on the highway and are hungry, call for home delivery.

6. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, other people showed off their talents in traffic jams on the highway, and we entertained ourselves in the office by reading their Weibo posts.

7. Should Eleven Nis go out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam, or lie down at home or hang out in the local area? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

8. The highway traffic jam is passing by, and the highway service area is full of garbage. Please bring your own garbage bags and don’t turn the highway into a garbage dump!

9. Traffic jams during the National Day holiday are always a nightmare!

10. People in Hangzhou collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio released a Weibo message, no one saw any hope of relieving the traffic jam.

11. On the traffic jam, everyone was showing off their talents, some were fishing, some were walking dogs, and some were out for activities. I just sat in the car and watched one big show after another.

12. Whenever I get stuck in a traffic jam, I feel anxious. Whenever I feel anxious, I cheer up and play one song after another, but the road ahead is still endless. ?

13. Danger or not? Traffic jams can easily make people angry!

14.38． A Chinese-style traffic jam occurred on the Tai'an section of the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway. Three cars rear-ended each other. However, the subsequent cars took advantage of the opportunity, preventing the tow truck from entering the scene, and the traffic jam lasted for more than an hour.

15. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, you will buy a plane when your employer becomes a nouveau riche. Damn it.

16. Going home for the New Year is a perfect return, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

17. Traffic jams and an increase in non-mainstream traffic are the prelude to the Spring Festival.

18. Is it bitter? City roads are blocked every day!

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20. I am a wandering wanderer who has been stuck in a traffic jam on the highway for an hour and is now climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles. Humorous story about heavy rain and traffic jam Part 2

21. When I woke up in the morning, it was drizzling lightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and take her to the unit on the way. I said angrily: "Why? I've mopped the floor, washed the dishes, and done all the housework. Why are you punishing me in such a cruel way? - I'd rather kneel on the washboard than drive to work!" Finished, slipped away on a bicycle!

22. Absolutely amazing! I'm stuck on the road. I can't go forward and there's no place to go back. There's already a traffic jam on the way home, but the road is blocked by heavy fog. mmp

23. There are no roads in the world. When there are more people walking, the roads become blocked. ?

24. Sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road.

25. Whether you drive or not, the road will be blocked and you will not be able to walk. ?

26. Life is as comfortable as a stove, and now life is full of food and clothing. Driving is a common thing, and you can go in and out without being exposed to the sun. Every day when I get off work, the flow is stagnant, and when I get home I feel as tired as a serf. Driving a car is not faster than a motorcycle. These tools are like nothing.

27.26. In a high-speed traffic jam... there are four people in a car, and three people are playing mahjong on their mobile phones... I... can't...

28. A row of egrets climbed into the sky, and I was squeezed in the middle.

29. I was stuck in a traffic jam and almost fainted from peeing. Lesson learned: Drink water in small sips, and don’t drink too much at one time.

30.30． I'm having a meeting in the north these days. I have to travel 4 hours and 90 kilometers back and forth every day. The drive makes me sore, backache, headache, and upset. From Ring 2 to Ring 4, there are traffic jams all day long. This was not the case a few years ago. There are too many cars!

31. Unexpectedly, someone came home last month and only arrived this month.

32. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 ways every day.

33. Highway, please charge a toll!

34. Going home during the Chinese New Year and being stuck in traffic is also a blessing. Of course, don’t be stuck in a traffic jam for too long. I still have to rush home for dinner!

35. I feel that for so long, the only people who care about me are some friends. During the National Day traffic jam, I was actually looking forward to a call from my parents to ask where I was now, whether I was hungry, whether I had motion sickness, and if I came back late, I would leave the door at home open for me! Ha, it feels quite small.

36. Ride my beloved motorcycle, it will never be stuck in traffic jams.

37. I don’t see the ancient people in front of me, and I don’t see the newcomers in the back. Thinking about the congestion on the road ahead, I shed tears while accompanying my beloved car.

38. A hundred years of precipitation will lead to a blockage in one day.

39. I wish all those traveling today that the traffic jam on the road prevents you from accompanying me.

40. I thought it was a car show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai. Humorous phrases about mood in traffic jams

Humorous phrases about mood in traffic jams (Part 1)

1. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we merge into the high-speed traffic jam game, It was very lively.

2. A hundred years of precipitation will lead to a blockage in one day.

3. Anyone who complains about traffic jams during the National Day holiday should join me. Anyway, the car I drive is smooth.

4. Another aspect of traffic jams is that couples have nothing urgent to do anyway and just use this time and environment to fall in love.

5. Do you hate it? The car navigation does not work!

6. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 ways every day.

7. How long will it take to get there~

8. I saw you stuck in traffic before going to bed, and you were still stuck in traffic when I woke up.

9. Going out to play at this time is just to keep warm.

10. A Chinese-style traffic jam. Three cars rear-ended each other on the Tai'an section of the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway. However, the following cars took advantage of the opportunity, preventing the tow truck from entering the scene, and the traffic jam lasted for more than an hour.

11. In a high-speed traffic jam, there are four people in a car, and three people are playing mahjong on their mobile phones. I won’t do it in the face of the traffic jam, which further highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.

12. You’re so stuck, you’re so stuck, you’re so stuck, you’re stuck.

13. At this time, traffic jams have begun on the Ring Road. During the National Day holiday, it can be quiet for a few days. I hope everyone who travels will not be stuck on the road.

14. Traffic jam is a butcher's knife.

15. Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks and good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

16. I’m done, I’m going home soon. There’s a traffic jam on the highway.

17. The horn is blaring and the fog lights are flashing red. The driver was heartbroken and just hoped that the weather would clear up.

18.46. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, your mood will actually improve if you calm down and take a look around. If you are upset, just look at me. It will definitely be fine. Unite.

19. Everyone got off the car and did morning exercises. There are also drivers who wander their dogs on the highway.

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21. On the highway, the traffic was jammed for more than ten hours.

22. It seems that I have to spend my first National Day in the car. There is traffic jam every National Day, which is very Anhui.

23. During the evening rush hour, you can’t go anywhere. The viaduct is blocked and you have to stop under the overpass. ?

24. It’s really bad to be far away from home. If you have a seven-day holiday, you have to go back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam on the road, you may lose one or two days, but what can you do< /p>

25. How congested is the highway? When I woke up, I found that the car was still there.

26.30. I'm having a meeting in the north these days. I have to travel 4 hours and 90 kilometers back and forth every day. The drive makes me sore, backache, headache, and upset. From Ring 2 to Ring 4, there are traffic jams all day long. This was not the case a few years ago. There are too many cars!

27. When the house leaks, it rains all night, and during festivals, there are always traffic jams.

28.9. Every time I go to school, it doesn’t go smoothly. Three cars collide and there’s a big traffic jam on the highway.

29. I leave early and arrive late. It takes half an hour to cross the intersection. There are all kinds of traffic jams on the drive. I lose the value of my time. not worth.

30. Traffic jams during the National Day holiday are always a nightmare!

31. After the second ring road, avoid going to the traffic jams and worry about it.

32. When the house leaks, it rains all night, and when you are late, you always encounter a big traffic jam.

33. This traffic jam is so good that I just got out of the car and had a meal.

34. I really envy those friends who travel during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time cannot experience that kind of happiness at all.

35. When I go home during the Chinese New Year, I feel that the biggest change is that there are more and more cars. The small market in our village is full of traffic jams, and the little sheep are the best.

36. We usually criticize it for its smog and traffic jams, but a first snowfall, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

37. I can’t keep up with the times. Others say I will be happy at the next stop, but I am indeed stuck in traffic at the next stop.

38. On the way to work, there are thousands of miles of traffic and thousands of people. Looking at the street inside and outside, the traffic is like a turtle, the driver is irritable, does not move a step, and always urinates when the light is red. The traffic is so busy that many wealthy people are attracted to take the bus. Unfortunately, the Audi A6 is as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz and BMW, nowhere to go crazy. The genius of the generation, Lamborghini, cried when he watched an electric motorcycle pass a car. They were all gone, counting the bicycles and laughing as they pedaled.

39. There was a serious traffic jam on my way home during the Chinese New Year. The traffic jam lasted for more than three hours. There were no teammates who were stuck in traffic all the way.

40. Danger or not? Traffic jams can easily make people angry!