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Back to the common statement set in the hottest comment area of Aauto Quicker.
Tell your mother I have a house.
3. I saw my fallen friend at first sight, but my lover dared not.
Thanks to those who have knocked me down, it is really comfortable to lie down.
5. I don't hesitate to praise those who fall!
6. What should I do if I take my girlfriend to dinner and whistle to my girlfriend when I meet a rogue? If you are young, you should cut him with a knife. If you pass that age, you should work hard to earn money and take her to a fancy restaurant, where there are no hooligans.
7. I would rather be proud and moldy than fall in love with injustice.
Please close the doors and windows when the typhoon comes. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.
9. Gradually found that tolerance is the most precious quality of a boy. I don't mean to please, and I don't brag about my high emotional intelligence, but I am really clean and gentle. I will put away my scarf for you at any time, I will open my coat and hold you in my arms in the windy street. In fact, being smart is interesting, and being smart is nothing. Taking care of other people's feelings is the most rare and reassuring thing.
10. I'm waiting for you, and so are the green hills and white bones. If you don't come, the snow will blow all over your head.
1 1. I wish you happiness is fake, and I wish you happiness is real.
12. When I first met this world, I missed it in every way, looking at the horizon as if it were in front of me, and I would go through fire and water again. Walking through this world now, all kinds of lingering, turning over the different faces of the years, can't wait to break into your smile.
13. You said that youth is as bright as ever. How do you know that youth is like a dream?
14. Stupid or not, mainly depends on whether you can play dumb.
15. The best preservation in the world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and more lovely person.
16. It's so happy to see the beauty's life.
17. No one born is afraid of death, and no one is born, so don't pretend!
18. Do you think you look good? I think you're killing me.
19. I do have some beauty. Find a way to chase me yourself.
20. It is not a cigarette that is lit, nor is it a miss that burns. I haven't finished smoking, but I have thought about her a thousand times.
2 1. When you were young, you made a decision to devote your life to love. Later, you didn't die. Youth saved your life.
I admit that your little trick succeeded in seducing me.
23. I'd rather let others think that I'm a Transformers. I'm all-encompassing and tireless. I don't want others to see me sad, tired, down and lost. I don't like complaining, because I know no one likes listening to complaining.
24. "On the night when you cried the most, were you an adult?" "No, that was the night I held back from crying."
25. I like you slowly, approach you slowly, talk about myself slowly, walk with you slowly, I want to cooperate with you slowly, and give me to you slowly.
26. As long as the courier is on the way, I feel there is still a little hope in my life.
27. You see, the sky is long and the mountains are high, but everyone has plenty of time.
28. People are so strange sometimes. When they are deeply wronged, they don't say anything, but cry when they hear comfort. Those tears that are choked back are often defeated by a simple comfort.
29. Dilraba and I look exactly alike.
30. After these three glasses of wine, we won't talk about love. I hope someone will treat you like before and hurt you deeply, and our feelings will not be delayed from now on. To three glasses of wine. May you have poems and dreams, and the road is long, Xiu Yuan!
3 1. With the block printing machine, you can make money quickly.
32. If love is just talk, what about the dumb?
33. There is no mountain higher than man, no road longer than man, no sincere greeting, no warmest blessing, and no short message sent to you at the first time, because nothing is more important than you!
34. I would rather run around and be knocked down countless times than take the right path all my life.
35. You didn't let the water flow on purpose, but you just caused flash floods.
36. After studying for so many years, staying up so many nights, doing so many exercises, taking all kinds of cruel exams, falling in love, breaking up, working and working overtime under various pressures. I try to be an ordinary person. . . . .
37. I have no topic, I just want to chat with you.
38. If we meet again after such a long separation, I hope you are all right.
I really want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low to count the moon.
40. The little match girl polished the last match, but finally failed to light the cigarette in her mouth.
4 1. Others think that you will have many ambiguous relationships, but in fact only you know that you are as lonely as a dog.
The saddest thing is that I taught him how to love another person with my whole youth and best love.
When I was a child, I never understood why my parents could get up so early. When they grow up, they realize that it is not the alarm clock that wakes them up, but life and responsibility. There is no quiet day, but someone is carrying a heavy load for you.
44. Don't ask about the scenery that has passed. What is recovered can never be returned to its original state. Just pretend that the wind has never blown, you have never been here, and I have never loved.
45. live well first, then think about the rest.
46. Last month, the income was ok. I will eat whatever the dog eats. Last month, my income was very small. I will eat whatever the dog eats. This month, I am going to eat dogs.
47. An old man's hands burn his throat, but a dog is spurned. Maybe you will also appear at a deserted intersection and say that you have been waiting for a long time.
The most talented comment in the comment area is omnipotent (44 sentences)
The most talented comment sentence in the comment area (I) 1. At the beginning, I always felt that the road ahead was still very long, and everything had opportunities, but I didn't know that life was subtraction, which was rare and the future was not long.
2. The school uniform is the only matching costume that she and I have worn, and graduation photo is our only photo.
In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the one who should run will still run.
At first I thought it was bronze, but I didn't expect it to be king.
5. I propose a toast to you for your first glass of wine, and thank you for the touch and joy you brought me when you appeared in my life; I also propose a second glass of wine to you. I wish you a bright future and an open mind from now on. I'd like to propose a toast to you for the third time, saying goodbye to our years together and the fate that we can't let go.
6. I stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to play in the living room.
7. One day you will meet the person you like and her boyfriend.
8. How many grievances have you experienced before you have that good temper.
9. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high!
10. After meeting you, I became so old-fashioned. I want to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies. I want to go out for a ride with you, but I was not like this before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.
1 1. I didn't expect to like you so much when I first met you.
12. What is love? It's just that two people are as ugly as monkeys, and they are both worried that the other person will be taken away and hugged tightly.
13. True love is like a novel full of life. If you read casually, you are likely to miss it. Savor it carefully, and you will cry most of the time; Just let nature take its course.
14. My socks are full of holes. My future is not a dream.
15. People with bad temper are actually quite easy to coax. On the contrary, those who seem to have no temper will disappear once they leave.
16. A group of dogs behind the rich can't walk without money.
17. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your personality, some people like your life, but I am different. I don't like you.
18. Rome was not built in a day, but it is not difficult to gain three pounds.
19. Some roads, you have to go alone. This is not loneliness, but choice.
20. Don't ask about the scenery that has passed. What is recovered can never be returned to its original state. Just pretend the wind never blew, you never came, I never loved.
2 1. That person doesn't like you. It's no use taking the initiative a thousand times. Just like a wrong password, you can't log in a thousand times.
22. Others think that you will have many ambiguous relationships, but in fact only you know that you are as lonely as a dog.
The most talented comments in the comment area (part two) 23. The neighbors downstairs complained that I threw dirty things. It's really funny. Should I wash it before throwing it?
24. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself? I can't even think about it. What a blessing.
25. It is not a cigarette that is lit, nor is it a miss that burns. I haven't finished smoking, but I have thought about her a thousand times.
26. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.
27. "I can love you to death, but I can't be ashamed."
28. The right person doesn't have to have a high emotional intelligence, but he must know your point and know how to make you happy. It won't be too hard to live such a long life. He won't be reasonable when you are emotional, and he won't go against you when you are so angry.
29. So what if you can afford to charge your mobile phone for five minutes? Can you find someone who can talk for two hours?
30. Our Chinese teacher said that people who get married are not necessarily two people who love each other. We shook our heads desperately and said no below. He looked at us, smiled gently and sighed that it was good to be young!
3 1. Your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.
32. The best preservation in the world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and more lovely person.
33. Yue Lao and Meng Po are really a pair of tell it to the judge. One promises the afterlife, and the other forgets the past life.
34. Maybe I forced something on you, such as my concern, my company, my importunities and my poor sense of security. I never asked you if you wanted it. I just know that I never give these things to others easily.
35. I'm past the age of having a chicken on the dining table. I'm sure I can eat drumsticks.
The so-called knight can always save the princess, because the dragon has never hurt her.
Once you have the idea of saving money, you won't have the energy to cultivate the courage to make money, so you are poor and stable!
38. Son, what's wrong with poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly!
39. I dare not delve into it, but I am afraid of big dreams.
40. A girl said that all the songs you listened to were too melodramatic. I said, you must be the one who is loved in love.
4 1. I hope everyone will be better to themselves. If you can blame someone, don't blame yourself.
42. The heartbeat alarm sounded.
43. "If we hadn't made friends at the beginning, there wouldn't have been so many things later."
44. I am waiting for you, and so are the green hills and white bones. If you don't come, the snow will blow all over your head.
Tik Tok comment area drinks funny copy.
Tik Tok comment area drinking funny copy (1) 1. Qian Shan mangrove mountains and clouds, wine and cigarettes.
2. Drinking too little for a long time makes it difficult to find talents. Take the lead in drinking and lead in the future.
Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.
4. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep?
5. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.
6. When the wine is dry, the sun and the moon grow in the pot.
7. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.
8. Acacia for many years, plus two or two liquors, can tell this acacia.
9. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!
10. Drink today, get drunk today, don't be too tired.
1 1. No one understands your frown, no one accompanies you to get drunk, blame me for asking for it, and want to understand your discomfort.
12. We are all bosom friends. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.
13. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.
14. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.
15. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking, forget it.
16. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".
17. I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel worse when I'm drunk. Don't drink in the future.
18. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.
19. It's cool to drink for a while, and it's cool to drink all the time.
20. How many worries you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.
2 1. Seven wines leave poetry powder, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines leave the world.
22. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?
Tik Tok comment area drinking funny copy (part two) 23. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When I was talking, I slipped my tongue and ran away. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.
24. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and run if you can't finish it.
25. Drink less blood and wine, and you can't live if you drink too much.
26. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.
27. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. One short step makes a long regret. Look for water at night and get up early to regret it.
28. Life is bitter, and the wine is choking. Nine times out of ten, it is unsatisfactory.
29. Love and drink enough.
30. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.
3 1. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.
32. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.
33. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.
34. Half a catty of wine is not enough to support the wall, and I won't go for a catty and a half.
35. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!
36. Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem.
37. I want to cry, and my eyes are full of tears. I want to laugh to the corners of my mouth. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.
38. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!
39. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.
40. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be left for her son for 18 years.
4 1. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.
42. If you stand on your lap, drinking doesn't count.
43. Too sentimental to drink.
44. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.
A collection of humorous sentences about holiday traffic jams (43 sentences)
Humorous sentences about holiday traffic jams 1. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!
When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.
3. It is difficult to get on the bridge, difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead block is strict. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car. ?
The traffic jam in the morning rush hour is always a nightmare!
It's not easy to go home, it's ok, and I cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really worrying.
6. You are blocking, you are blocking, you are blocking. ?
7. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.
8. Every morning, at the gate of the ice crystal, go out and get stuck in traffic. I always say that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...
9. I was afraid of traffic jam on National Day, so I took the first bus from school to the station. I came too early to wait for nearly three hours … I should sleep more.
10. It is difficult to get on the bridge and get off it, and the viaduct is badly blocked. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.
1 1.? Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.
12. It's too hard to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.
13. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic all your life! ?
14. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.
15. Traffic jams are very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.
16. I am a vagrant who was stuck in traffic for an hour on the expressway and climbed to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.
17. The most malicious abuse I have heard so far is: I scold you for going out in traffic jams in my life!
18. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"
19. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.
20. The road is blocked, depending on the weather, the weather is blocked.
2 1. The army of high-speed traffic jams passed by, and the garbage in the high-speed service area was everywhere. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into the garbage dump!
22. On the second ring road, don't go to traffic jams in the future.
23. The car is blocked on the provincial road from the toll booth. Why not let them go for free?
24. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams are not blocked!
25. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am calm. It's no use worrying. Might as well listen to music.
26. Lovers are waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.
27. I learned a realm: traffic jam, not in the mood for traffic jam!
28. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together.
29. When I go home for the New Year, the biggest change I feel is that there are more and more cars, and there are traffic jams in the small markets in our village. Little sheep is the best choice.
30. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I'll lose! ?
3 1. Are you angry? It's urgent, the road is blocked!
32. People's emotions really easily affect others. For example, I should have gone to work an hour ago. Because the traffic jam is still halfway, I think it's ok, but the girl next to me is irritating and angry. I think she's annoying.
33. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.
34. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.
35. Anyone who is waiting for someone calls now, and the first question is: "Where are you shielding it"?
36.5 hours' journey, 12 hours' hurry. ?
37. alas! If you don't watch the weather forecast when you go out, there will be traffic jams and heavy rains on the expressway. When can I go home?
38. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.
39. Don't get stuck in traffic jams, smile and see the scenery in a different mood. ?
40. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!
4 1. traffic jam ... Yesterday, highways all over the country turned into a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.
42. At this time of the day, passing cars seem to have a party together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time. ?
43. The highest level of traffic jam is that you still feel uncomfortable without traffic jam.
2022 domineering automatic reply sentence set
2022 domineering automatic reply sentence (1) 1. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned, please send me I love you to activate it.
Send a red envelope before I decide whether I'm here or not.
Although I am hard, I will choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi
4. Hello, I will reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.
Jackson Yi's wife is not here.
Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.
7. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can You Ever Forgive Me?
8. If you want me to reply, you can treat me to spicy strips.
9. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.
10. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?
1 1. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.
12. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I am bored.
13. The lamb is lost and looking for sheep.
14. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll reply to you when I hear the noise.
15. Sleep mode has started.
16. Never the most special one.
17. If you are in a bad mood, please reply.
18. Don't send me a message for fear of being misunderstood.
19. Stay still and wait for the fleeting time.
20. Please press 1 for manual service.
2 1. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.
22. From the moon.
23. I can't read it back
24. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
25. The other person has ascended to heaven and returned to you.
26. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
27. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.
28. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down 1.
29. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.
30. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.
3 1. I'm Teletubbies. You don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.
Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!
33. Welcome to call China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass, 5 for fire, 6 for others, 7 for online chat and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.
34. Tell Dad to come back
35. Why do you bother me to fall in love with xxx?
36. I am going to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!
37. I am installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can your trifles disturb my dreams?
38. Stop it, I love you.
39. Hello.
40. I can tell her if there is anything for you.
4 1. I can't finish my homework, so I'm not here.
42. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.
43. Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I don't know. Goodbye!
44. Heartbeats are currently sold out. Welcome to visit next time.
45. I went to the magic elf castle to herd sheep.
46. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.
47. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.
48. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling.
49. I used an automatic reply to indicate that I still want to talk to you.
The most popular comment area, the collection of funny sentences by the great god (47 articles)
The most popular comment area (1) 1. If the Marriage Law of China stipulates that a wedding dress must be worn for divorce, will it save many people?
2. I laughed for the first time after breaking up for three months because I saw your selfie. Sure enough, beautiful women always make people feel happy.
3. When the Tang Priest got on the horse to leave, the king of the daughter country cried and said, "Will you marry me in the next life?" When I was a child, I thought the daughter country was the easiest. It is the hardest to know the daughter country when you grow up. When I was a child, I thought that Tang Xuanzang had dodged another bullet. It was not until he grew up that he realized that he had missed his life.
4. If you like someone, you have to confess. If you hadn't been rejected, you really thought you were a heartthrob.
As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you get through the beginning, you will find it difficult in the middle and even more difficult in the end.
6. I hope everyone will be better to themselves. If you can blame someone, don't blame yourself.
7. If you give me 50 cents, we can be together; if you give me 60 cents, we can have a dollar and two cents; if you give me 70 cents, we can hug each other and die.
8. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of your predecessor.
9. Break up decently, and no one should say sorry. How could I owe you anything? I dare to give it, and my heart will break.
10. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.
1 1. Don't say you're single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.
12. Once you have the idea of saving money, you won't have the energy to cultivate the courage to make money, so you are poor!
13. I remember an appointment, but I know no one will come.
14. I hope that no matter how many times you are hurt by this world, when the sun rises the next morning, you are still willing to be curious, hug, believe, discover and wait.
15. It is not a cigarette that is lit, nor is it a miss that burns. I haven't finished smoking, but I miss her countless times.
16. I have two apples. A man asked me for one, but I didn't give it. So many people leaned in and said, don't you have another apple? How stingy you are. But the apples are all mine
17. When I don't want to talk to you, it's useless for you to coax me. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.
18. Time flies and makes people old, and the sun and the moon run like teenagers.
19. Thanks to those who beat me. Lying down is really comfortable.
20. Getting a score of 59 is more painful than getting a score of 0. The most painful thing is not that you didn't get it, but that you almost got it.
2 1. I have no topic, just want to chat with you.
22. I gradually realized that when you really fall in love with someone, it is difficult for you to know him. He will be more and more unscrupulous because of your overflowing love. He has the ability to make you happy and the most ability to make you cry. He loves you for no reason. He doesn't love you and won't tell you why.
23. It is more dangerous to dress and safer to grow.
24. I would rather run around and be knocked down countless times than take the right path all my life.
The most popular comment area is the Great God Funny Sentence (Article 2) 25. "If I don't have the ability to comfort myself, I really can't live now!"
26. Someone asked if the more mature it is, the harder it is to fall in love with someone. Actually, it's not. It's just that the more mature you are, the more you can see that this is not love.
27. After I took a bowl full of money from the beggar that day, I actually cured him of his disability for many years.
28. It's better to follow the trend when you come. There is always someone who comes to you in a season with just the right scenery and knows all your good things.
29. Don't ask me what is the standard of being handsome, ok? Look at me and you will know!
30. She has become the appearance that many people dare not live and offended many people's lives.
3 1. Sometimes I send a message to a very important person, and he never answers me, so I delete that dialog box, and I always feel that seeing that dialog box is like seeing my humility and ingratiation.
32. I fell down in the street and everyone around me laughed at me. I was so angry that I got up and fell several times, laughing my ass off!
33. Maybe I forced something on you, such as my concern, my company, my importunities and my poor sense of security. I never asked you if you wanted it. I just know that I never give these things to others easily.
34. I do have some beauty, and I will try my best to chase me myself.
35. There was a female classmate in college who had a good relationship with me and was a little ambiguous. She went to a big class in heaven. She confessed to me and whispered to me: Be my prince. When I get excited, I answer directly: OK, Mom.
36. When you find that time is a thief, it has stolen all your choices.
37. Yue Lao and Meng Po are really a pair of tell it to the judge. One promises the afterlife, and the other forgets the past life.
38. This is an era of looking at faces, and I don't belong to this era.
39. The right person doesn't have to have a high emotional intelligence, but he must know your point and know how to make you happy. It won't be too hard to live such a long life. He won't be reasonable when you are emotional, and he won't go against you when you are so angry.
40. I wish you happiness is fake, and I wish you happiness is real.
4 1. I went to school for so many years, stayed up so many nights, did so many exercises, and took all kinds of cruel exams, fell in love, broke up, worked and worked overtime under various pressures. I try to be an ordinary person. . . . .
42. The little sunflower mother started work, and the child's cough has been bad, mostly abandoned.
43. No one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death, so don't pretend!
44. At that time, there was no mobile phone and no internet. Only through letters did I feel reluctant to leave. Nowadays, it is hard for people to feel unwilling to hear from each other after parting.
45. Is the departure of leaves the pursuit of the wind or the retention of trees!
46. Power failure is something children do, so adults don't talk about it.
47. The best way to keep fresh in this world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and cuter person.
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