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Divorce. That's enough. Tell me about it.

Husband:

Sorry, I finally decided to tell you about my divorce.

I have always been a weak woman. I tried my best to maintain our marriage, cook your favorite dishes, buy your favorite CDs, fix everything for you and give you all the happiness I can. And I never asked you anything, for fear that you might find me annoying. But now I've figured it out, no matter how long I've been in love, it's no better than falling in love at first sight for a few hours.

The first time I saw your photo with her was on the music website, the second time I saw her at the gate of the hotel where you left with him, and the second time I heard you mention her at our wedding anniversary party in 3dr ..... That's really a beautiful girl. I peeked at the email you wrote to her, and every sentence in it was so sweet and touching. I cried when I watched it. I lied to myself. You wrote this for me. You will always love me. How can you love others so much? Yes! You didn't mention divorce How dare I say? I am afraid that I will really lose you forever.

Honey, I really love you and this family. So if you don't say anything, I won't ask anything. Cry quietly after you sleep. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I want to thank you for being with me for so many years. I know you love her as much as I love you. I'm glad you didn't mention the divorce. At least you will come home with me, eat my cooking and laugh silly. At least remember to give me a hug when you go home and remember my birthday! I think that's enough, really. I love you and tolerate her. I thought we could live in peace forever.

Until you told me a story last night.

You said: I have a friend who has been married for six years. He has a very good wife. He has always loved his wife, but he met a beautiful girl four years ago. The girl was very kind to him and gave his wife a passion she didn't have. So they fell in love, secret but passionate. The girl is very sensible. She has been with him for so long and never mentioned anything like marriage. He still loves his wife, but that is the love of two women. He won't abandon his wife, because she is too good, and he can't find a reason to break up and an excuse to hurt her. But now the girl is pregnant. The girl proposed to him. The girl followed him for four years and gave him all the beauty of women. He can't refuse the girl, but he can't abandon his wife who loves him.

The story ends here. You asked me: What do you think he should do?

After you went to bed last night, I looked at you and your beautiful face. See you sleep soundly, so do you. I kissed you and carefully left my kiss on you. I know this is the last time. Dear, my tears drop by drop on your chest and slowly melt. Drop by drop on my broken heart.

Honey, I have to go. I know my leaving is a good ending. I'm not around. Take care of yourself. I cleaned the house. The rice is in the rice cooker. Remember to eat while it's hot when you come back. This is the next time I cook for you. Remember not to be hungry because of work, it's not good for your health, and you have stomach trouble. Don't go out drinking with friends and smoke less. I ordered 1 year milk for you, and they will deliver it directly to your door. Remember to heat it before drinking. I also bought the CD you wanted and put it on the computer desk. What else is there? By the way, I didn't bring anything with me in this house, except the present you gave me last time, the hairy bear. I am used to sleeping with you. It can accompany me in the future, and I can feel you when I hold it.

I left, and my heart ached when I left. We lived in the house for six years, and I said goodbye to it. I stayed at home for six years, and I said goodbye to it. I have loved you for so many years, and I say to you: I wish you happiness!

Honey, you have to love her after I leave, okay? Don't hurt anyone in love. Be good to her, just like I am to you. Kiss your child for me. I think he will be beautiful. Tell him I'll bless him.

I still love you, but from today, everything has nothing to do with you!

Love in QQ space: I copied the love letter, but I love you for real.

1. I may like another person in the future, just like I liked you at the beginning.

Loving you with my whole youth is the most extravagant thing I have ever done.

I only bow my head when I light a cigarette, close my eyes when I kiss, and be gentle in front of the person I love.

You are still my weakness, even if I try my best to be brave.

In fact, the most painful thing is to pretend to be indifferent to watching you laugh with others when you clearly love you.

6. Love is eternal for two people, and lovesickness is eternal for one person.

7. No matter how crazy and wild you play, I will converge at a glance.

8. The important sign of falling in love with someone is: I regret meeting any beautiful scenery. Why aren't you around?

9. The world is like a giant doll machine. I just want to see you through the glass.

10. Boys treat their wives better after marriage than before. At a party, a friend laughed at him: Why are you still so tired after getting married? He smiled wryly and said, "Before getting married, many boys wanted to catch up with her, and many boys would be kind to her. Only by being kind to her can I catch up with her; " After marriage, there are fewer and fewer boys who are kind to her. Only by being kind to her can I not let her down. Everything I do is to make her happy. "Say that finish, all the friends present were silent, without ridicule, only admiration.

1 1. People who make you sick can't give you medicine; The person who prescribed your medicine can't stand your illness.

12. When I first met you, you were just a, b, c and d in the crowd.

13. At the wedding, the master of ceremonies asked the bride and groom who would be in charge in the future, and the master of ceremonies stepped forward. The bride smiled and did not move, and the groom took a step back.

14. Do you know what it's like for me to give up on you? It seems that I finally quit.

15. There are many people waiting in line to buy lemon tea in a milk tea shop outside, and a young couple are busy inside. The girl kept cutting lemons, changing change and sealing cups. Suddenly she turned around and whispered to the boy, "Do you know that I am really tired?" Tears fell down. Without a second's hesitation, the boy shouted at the back, "Sorry, it's not for sale today", and then pulled down the shutter. This is the most touching sentence I heard today, because he didn't say anything and I was tired. I didn't say anything. Please be patient. The action at that moment speaks for itself.

16. Later, when chatting and joking with friends, your name was preceded by an old one.

17. "Didn't I tell you not to touch my things!" "What did I move?" "The fourth rib in my left chest went in an inch."

18. Later, I heard all about you.

19. Most couples break up because one partner doesn't like to explain and the other loves to think too much.

20. Every time I receive an "in" from you, I will be so excited that my blood will boil, rotate 540 degrees, cheer for joy, and then say "hmm" coldly.

Love letter: I really love you.

What are you doing now? Do you feel my missing? Every time I am at home, you will go out to play alone and leave me at home. At this time, I will think of the same question, that is, do you really love me? We have been together for a long time, but you don't seem to care about me at all. Every time you come back late, that is to say, I will accompany my friends when they come over, but have you ever thought about me? You really don't know that I care about you? Because I care about you, everything you do will attract my attention. To tell the truth, I don't trust you at all, because I love you and I'm afraid of losing you. You always say I'm too hard on you. Actually, I'm just afraid of losing you one day. You still say you love me, but I really don't feel anything. When I am alone at home, I always wonder if what you said is true. Do you really love me? Do you have any other women besides me? Maybe I was too narrow-minded. But I really can't help thinking about it.

I'm really scared, really scared. I don't know how to keep you from leaving me. If you really love me, you should not let me worry and worry. You will make me happy, care about me, love me and understand me. But why don't I feel anything? I like to hear you say I love you, but you are always stingy.

Hua, can you give me something you really like? Let me feel that you love me, okay?

Forgive me for having many bad habits, but I really love you.

1, never give up hope, the more sinister the environment, the more we must ignite the will of hope.

2. Even if you are arrogant, you know how to be opaque.

Memories are beautiful things, as long as you can let go of the past.

Laughter is the shortest distance between people.

5. The world is unfair.

6. True love is not missing for many years, but being together for ten days is as strong as being together for ten years.

7. When a person doesn't love anyone, he can love anyone around him.

8. In fact, to love someone is to miss him! Since he doesn't want me to disturb him! Why would I do that?

9. When we are ignorant, there will always be someone who is mean to him for many years.

10, I don't have time to be seriously young. When I understand, I can only choose to grow old seriously.

1 1, don't treat life as a game. Whoever goes to dance school will be punished in life. This is not an exhortation, but a rule!

12, I'm sorry, but you never know how sorry I am.

13, don't tell me you're sorry, because we're all fine.

14, forgive me for having many bad habits, but I really love you.

15, love hurts, hurts, forgets, and finally breaks up.

16, there is no impassable road in the world, only people who can't figure it out.

17, warmth is a luxury, which needs deep cold and pain to reflect.

18, I don't want you to escape from reality like me. You should face up to the torture that the world has given you.

19. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

20. A broken relationship is like a caesarean section, no matter how good it is, you should leave a scar.

2 1, the best things never happen.

When I met what I really wanted, the bag was full.

23. Robbing the rich and helping the poor is the gentlest way.

24. If the reunion is for another forgetting, I'd rather never get together with you.

25, life is like water, tolerance is great. We should always learn to accept the wind, frost, rain and snow of life with a simple heart.

What people lack is not talent but ambition, not the ability to succeed but the will to work hard.

27. I suddenly found out that I loved your first letter and made do with it.

28. I want to be cold-blooded and not tired.

29. There are many things in life that cannot be changed. However, when we can't change everything, it is possible to change parts.

30. The stage is as big as the heart! Only unexpected, nothing is impossible!

3 1. Pessimists see difficulties in every opportunity, while optimists see opportunities in every difficulty.

32. Old people like to sing the praises of dusk and the mountains are shining.

It is not difficult to do it for the first time, but it is difficult to do it every time.