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A collection of sweet love stories with a little sweetness in the soil

A sentence with some sweet words in the soil (I) 1. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

I asked you why you like you, and the answer is that when I am with you, I want to grow old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.

4. Me: "Are you tired?" You: "Not tired." Me: "But you have been running in my heart all day."

5. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

6. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."

7. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"

8. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

9. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.

10. You hate being liked, and you can't get tired of watching it today.

1 1. A good girl like me will never know who she lost in the future.

12. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

13. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

14. I hope our chat records will turn into gentle and hot breaths in my ears, and good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on my cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

15. For me, your name is always the most charming word. You know, when I called your name, I was pouring out my deepest feelings.

16. I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

17. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

18. The food I just ordered hasn't come yet. . . . What would you like to order? I miss you a little.

19. "You will never see me lonely", "Why" and "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side"

20. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

I will accompany you through many long streets, I will accompany you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will take you wandering around, I will give you warmth and stability.

22. "The weather is fine today." Well, it's sunny. "Very suitable for running and making noise, more suitable for kissing and hugging."

23. I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.

24. I am really a playboy. I like you and everyone.

I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

26. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Do you?

27. I am too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.

28. The roundest moon needs a month to wait for the sunrise tomorrow morning and a day to wait, but my love for you will never stop.

29. Do you know the happiest number? What is this? It's five o'clock. Why? Let's have a look (after the opponent is five, stretch out his hand and clasp his fingers)

30. notice of finding things. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

3 1. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."

What do you belong to? You belong to me.

33. What time is it? (12) No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

I think you are busy, just look at the first three words.

35. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

36. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."

37. Life is so long, I need a companion to lie, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.

38. Let's gradually become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.

39. Why do you have to come when I get married? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

40. The breeze blows gently. I like you very much.

Love sentences with a little sweetness in the soil (Chapter 3) 4 1. I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

42. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? I made it for you.

Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me".

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

I have no future, so I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

46. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are bright. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.

47. "I am a difficult person to approach" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."

48. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.

49. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

50. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

5 1. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. ""What? " "I like you very much."

52. "People think I stayed up late" and then what? "Actually, I was thinking about you."

53. Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.

54. "I miss you" how much I miss "the kind I have to kiss to solve"

55. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.

56. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people and bad people are not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

57. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

58. Guess what kind of meat I like to eat? (pork? ) You are a pet.

59. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

60. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

A word of earthy love words, sweet words.

Sentences with earthy love stories are extremely sweet (I) 1. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" What is this? "Everything you said to me."

2. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

I don't want to sleep for a long night. Let's talk.

4. I said I don't love you, which is a lie; I lied when I said I didn't care; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which is also a lie.

I'm nine, you're three, and I'm still you besides you.

6. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

7. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all good for you."

8. "Maybe I'm a bad person"? "But I just need you to kiss me and I'll get better."

9. I won't stop you no matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.

10. "Did I ever tell you that you look like one of my relatives"? My mother's daughter-in-law.

1 1. "I am angry with the express company." What happened? "I haven't sent you yet, so I cured myself and married you."

12. What happened to "Come and help me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."

13. "Do you know what I like?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

14. I wandered around for the first half of my life and made soup for you for the second half.

15. "Do you know what is the most beautiful in the world?" What? "you"

16. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

17. "Hey, give me your hand"? "I want to hold my girlfriend's hand"

18. I'm pretty sure, I just need a kiss.

19. You are blushing, your heart is beating, and all your love and likes are you.

20. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

I want to buy a piece of land. "What land?" "You are dead set!"

22. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

23. "Who are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."

I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

25. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

26. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

27. If you are the one who will accompany me to the end, the suffering, pain and despair I experienced before are no longer important. You don't have to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination.

28. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."

29. "Want to ask you out"? "Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."

30. The foot of my bed is shining so brightly. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found that it was the moonlight kissing you.

3 1. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

32. "I always wake up thirsty in the morning in autumn and winter." Why? "Probably owe a kiss."

33. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

35. I have been looking for shops recently. What store? Your phone.

36. I have met many people in my life. They are like fireworks between my fingers, flickering and finally turning to ashes. Unlike you, you are like Beidou, shining my life.

37. "Do you know what you can get by drilling wood?" Fire "no, marry you"

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

39. "It's annoying not to thunder." What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to drill into your arms."

40. Child: "Teacher, you killed me. You make me miserable. " Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much."

Super sweet love story of picking up girls.

Super sweet love story (I) 1. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." Okay, "All you have to do is give the grass."

2. "I love you. I love you. "

3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

I will be better because of you, but not because of you.

I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.

6. "I lack necessities" and "What's missing?" You!'

7. Wandering around for the first half of your life and making soup for you for the second half.

8. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of my happiness."

9. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

10. "Hey, do you know what it's like to have the wind pouring into your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in."

1 1. I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.

12. I think you should be very busy, just look at the first three words.

13. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

14. I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.

15. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

16. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.

17. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "I can't help blushing because I see your face."

18. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "

19. I miss you so much that I changed three small ones today.

20. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all good for you."

Super sweet earthy love story (2)1. There are spring and autumn under your eyes, which are better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

22. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.

24. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.

25. Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

26. My worldly desires are you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you, you, you and you.

27. I really want to hug you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and fall asleep.

28. "Do you like chocolate?" For example, "I have it in my mouth. Would you like to try it?"

Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

30. I will think of you when I wake up every morning.

3 1. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

32. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

33. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

34. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

35. "I am kind!" "Why?" "Because my heart is full of you."

36. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

37. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

39. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

40. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

Super sweet love words tease male gods.

The super sweet love story sentence annoys the male god 1 article 1. "If people also have tails, it's really awkward to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "

2. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"

3. childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you and the white head is you.

4. "I have a bad news for you", "What bad news" and "My thoughts about you are not simple"

5. "You will never see me lonely", "Why" and "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side"

6. "It's cold, I'll give you three choices." What choice? "I go to your bed, you go to my bed, or we share the bed."

7. "The box with the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what it is called? " "What?" "A match made in heaven."

8. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you get used to getting lost"

9. Dear, we will be together forever, only with you.

10. It's troublesome to like you, but I just like getting into trouble.

1 1. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others, I won't stop you. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.

12. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"

13. I don't know when it started. Finding you in the crowd at a glance has become the best thing for me. Where I miss you, I can see you.

14. Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

15. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unswerving heart.

16. Do you know? We all have too many. ""how much is it? " "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "

17. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so let's be together.

18. Touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

19. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.

20. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?

Super sweet love story sentences tease the male god 2 2 1. My mind is like playing with a mobile phone in a thin quilt, and there are always bits and pieces of light leaking out.

22. Do you want to try the new strawberry lipstick?

23. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

24. I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I'll be worried. Look, am I all yours?

25. Immediately = like you.

26. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "I can't help blushing because I see your face."

27. I love you without any discount. Every day I love you deserves my serious attention.

28. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

29. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."

30. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you."

3 1. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

32. "I like sweets and sweets. What I want most is our wedding candy. "

I am full of love for you, but I don't say a word. If you know, you will know. I don't know, forget it. Love in the mouth is less than one thousandth of that in the heart.

34. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

35. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."

36. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

38. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

39. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

40. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

The love story sentence of super sweet soil teases the male god. Chapter 3 4 1. "I'm going to learn to swim tomorrow." Do you swim in winter? Because of me, I can't help falling in love. "

42. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"

43. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

44. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you resonate with me?"

45. You are the joy of youth and vice versa.

46. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

47. My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.

48. Can you help me with some washing? Wash what? Like me.

49. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

50. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

5 1. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.

I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now I only have two TV sets left.

55. It's nice to be near Zhu Zhechi.

56. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

57. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

58. Will you still fall in love with other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.

59. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My father's son-in-law

60. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."