My beloved wife turns over cards every night to decide whether to have sex or not.

My beloved wife uses cards to decide whether to have sex every night

Text: Zen Xiaoyan

There are always a few unusual cases between men and women, I think , to tell you my story, it definitely belongs to the category of horns.

If the card turns out to be hearts, we will make out tonight. If it is spades, we will sleep in separate beds. If it is diamonds, we can only share the same bed but each will sleep in his own room. This is my wife. The house rules were set for me and posted on the wall in written form. I always read them several times every day. So much so that I felt that I really couldn’t watch it anymore, I would probably vomit if I watched it again. How can there be such perverted rules? It’s like swatting a fly on the wall to death. It’s not annoying but it’s disgusting. After a series of negotiations, my wife agreed to tear it out of the bedroom and turn it into a screen for my computer. I seriously protest against this. Did you do it on purpose? If you dislike me, we can divorce.

My wife is even more proud. Have you thought about getting divorced? Since the new marriage law was promulgated, if you get divorced, you will definitely leave the house.

I, I, I have absolutely no way to deal with her. Besides, the divorce was just a casual comment on my part. If we really wanted to get divorced, I probably wouldn’t have anywhere to cry. My wife is good at everything, even if she is good at everything, she always makes mistakes when it comes to bed. From the time we got married to now, she has been teasing me over and over again, and she has even become addicted to it. No, Zhen_ body, Jumei body, Roaring body, Lihua body were just popular a while ago. This body and that body. She forced me to "I want to be intimate and use XXX body to tell five dirty jokes." How can I do this? Ah, if you just talk about it casually, you won’t be a great writer. If I can't form a sentence, first I'll say I'm not interested, and then if I touch her tonight, she'll scratch and scratch her.

After she finished the sentence, she tilted her head and thought about it for a long time. After thinking about it for a long time, she said, let’s do this. We can’t throw dice, but it’s not true. No, it’s just that we don’t have that stuff at home, so why not switch to playing cards and see your luck? I’d say, this is too cheating, right? She was even more excited now, so it was more exciting.

As a result, all I drew were spades and diamonds for a week. I even thought that my wife was the one who got in the way. but. She looked innocent and she wronged me. How could this be possible? I am open, fair and fair. If you don’t believe it, next time you shuffle the cards yourself, and then you draw, I will just watch from the side. This time, it was bad luck. It was spades again. I cried with a sad face. It had only been 7 days. If it had been 15 days, a month, half a year, or a year, then I would be really miserable.

My wife said, so you have to pray hard.

I glanced at him sideways and prayed, you big-headed ghost, I don’t believe in this evil anymore.

The fact is that as you may have guessed, I really haven’t turned over hearts for a month.

The wife said, God’s will is like this.

I said, Amitabha, this poor monk has given up on the world and has a pure heart and few desires.

It was another night, and my wife said, will we still turn over the cards tonight?

I said, turn it over, why don’t you turn it over? It just pissed me off. I didn’t believe it. I didn’t believe I could always be so miserable.

My wife rolled her eyes and said, "I don't believe you. Okay, but don't blame me for not reminding you. If it's still spades, then you'll sleep on the sofa tonight."

I said, OK.

The flop started, and my heart was pounding again. Hey, sometimes, I really suspect that some things in this world are really a bit evil, and you can’t be convinced. It’s the spades again, and this time, it’s still the four of spades.

My wife said, are you convinced?

I say, don’t get too proud too early, huh.

After that, I took my own bedding, spread the sofa thickly, and then went to sleep with a little resentment.