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Humorous copy about going surfing in the hot summer (collection of 40 sentences)

Humorous copy about going surfing in the hot summer (Part 1)

1. There is not a cloud in the sky, not a bit of wind, a scorching sun above your head, and all the trees are listless and lazy Standing there proudly.

2. The remaining summer heat in the small pond has receded, and the tall trees have returned early to cool down.

3. As soon as summer comes, the green hills look different every day. After being exposed to the scorching sun and being drenched by showers of rain, the grass and trees quickly grow up and become green and green.

4. The early summer sunshine shines through the dense layers of branches and leaves, and the ground is covered with sparkling light spots the size of copper coins.

5. The unoccupied chairs made a cracking sound in this hot climate. As for the speculators who were standing, they sought to escape the sun's heat by seeking out the shadows formed by the pillars.

6. It rains continuously and you don’t know spring is gone, but when it clears up, you will feel the depth of summer.

7. A college student said: I was walking on campus today and heard a black international student asking: When will we have a holiday? It’s too hot in Hangzhou and I want to go back to Africa.

8. The persimmon trees are dotted with heavy persimmons. These translucent red persimmons, like little red lanterns, look even more bright and lovely against the backdrop of dense and green holly trees.

9. It’s almost too hot, lie down on the bed and braise it; spread out a mat and grill it on the teppanyaki; after getting out of bed, steam it; go out and stir-fry it; swim for a swim and boil it; come back On the way, fry the food; when you enter the house, return it to the pot.

10. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.

11. In July, in the blue sky, the sun hung like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be burned by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

12. The cicada keeps making annoying noises on the branches, as if cheering for the scorching sun.

13. Lying on the mat, I feel like a sizzling beef tenderloin.

14. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer, and the scorching sun tears apart the skin of the earth.

15. At noon one day in midsummer, the scorching sun roasted everything on the earth mercilessly. The earth was scorched and hot by the sun, and it seemed as if a huge steam envelope was covering the ground, making it suffocating.

16. The blazing fire umbrellas hung high in the sky, so hot that the fish in the river did not dare to come out of the water, the birds did not dare to fly out of the mountains and forests, and even the dogs in the village just stretched out their tongues and panted endlessly. .

17. Midsummer is the most painful time of the year, which makes people feel helpless. The midsummer sun is almost "vicious". It seems that it intends to go against mankind and take revenge on mankind. People are so angry that they curse it and even want to imitate Hou Yi and shoot out this "poisonous sun".

18. Today, the sun is scorching like fire, and the cicadas are screaming loudly.

19. Tieguai Li: What kind of medicine is sold in my gourd? It’s all Fengyoujing. Whoever applies it will get a cool breeze.

20. The first summer is still peaceful, and the grass has not stopped. Humorous copy about going surfing in the hot summer (Part 2)

21. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

22. "Am I familiar with you?" "Well, almost" the two of them said while standing in the sun!

23. The blooming lotus stands with green stems, looking into the distance like a graceful girl.

24. Farmer Fang Xiayun, I dare to eat while sitting still.

25. The park is lined with green trees. Because of the hot weather, the flowers and trees droop their heads like children being criticized.

26. The clothes are ready to wear after washing.

27. Our cornfield is almost turning into a popcorn field.

28. Everyone suffers from the heat, but I love the long summer.

29. There was not a cloud in the sky, not a bit of wind, a scorching sun overhead, and all the trees stood there listlessly.

30. Taishang Laojun: I can’t stand this naivety. I have to change the alchemy furnace into an ice cream machine.

31. The weather was so hot that I had a big pimple on my face. It was the first time I had such a hard, red, and extremely painful thing, and it withered.

32. Although the scorching sun has not yet shined directly, the sand on the roadside has already shown a timid light. The grass seemed unable to withstand the scorching sun, and slowly dropped its leaves.

33. Why regret that Fang Fei is gone?

34. Just took a shower with sweat.

35. There are no more porcelain bumpers on the road. It is said that there is a guy who wants to porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumps up and runs faster than a rabbit.

36. That day, it was crazy hot. As soon as the sun came up, the ground was already on fire, and some gray gas that looked like clouds, but not clouds, or fog, floated low in the air, making people feel suffocated.

37. It’s not naivety that defeats you! It's hot! !

38. How can a tired wanderer wander alone in the middle of the road?

39. Looking at the large area of ??brightly colored cherry blossoms, I really suspected that it was the Nine Heavens Fairy who scattered the torn colored satin to the world.

40. Today, the weather is hot, the sun is shining crazily on the earth, there are many fewer people walking on the street under the scorching sun, and the cicadas on the big trees are screaming desperately. Summary of humorous copywriting about getting tanned again this summer (40 sentences)

Humorous copywriting about getting tanned again this summer

1. I am already tanned before summer comes. . . Black who cannot be saved. . . I woke up early and failed. . . There is no one left. . .

2. After the military training, I found that the palms of my hands were all tanned, and I completely turned into an African boy.

3. I’m so angry that the kid is a little tan and you tease him. He doesn’t even wear short-sleeves in hot weather. Afraid of getting tanned and covered up, he has gained some weight. You guys are mocking him and looking at him like a cake. Isn’t it disgusting? I want him to go on a hunger strike and slim down into a skeleton to be happy. I’m really angry.

4. People, don’t think that You just buy clothes like crazy when you are thin, and you will experience the second harm when you get tanned and gain weight.

5. I have to go to school tomorrow. I’m going to military training for my first year of high school to get a tan. I’m sad that I won’t be back for my brother’s birthday.

6. My wife loves to nag! She has no time to talk all day long. Last year she went to the beach to recuperate for half a month. When she came back, guess what, even her teeth were tanned.

7. It’s not hot anymore. The clouds are deep and another heavy rain is brewing. My face was tanned for a while, and I kind of like this look. I’m tired of the dazzling past on the grassland, on the beach, on the lakeside and on the seaside. With my white skin, I always feel as weak as a cow but as strong as a cow.

8. In order to play in the water, the whole family turned into pig heads. It's okay for us two old people to tan and grow old. We feel sorry for our daughter's delicate skin and tender body.

9. When I came back from swimming at the beach, my whole body felt bad. Not only did I get tanned instantly, but my back hurt like pins and needles from the sun the day before. In the past two days, I felt like I couldn’t stand the itching... …

10. Where have you been digging coal since I haven’t seen you for two days?

11. After covering myself up for more than half a year, I finally got sunburned on the first day of August. It's eight degrees darker by visual inspection

12. When it's sunny, I wonder if you'll get tanned, and when it rains, I wonder if you'll get wet, but what about you?

13. I just hope I don’t gain weight this summer and don’t get tanned

14. This sun yo... is going to tan me...

15. "A bad life" Just like the tears falling into the eyes, the sun that makes you tanned, and the rain that makes you wet." The blogger is so good at telling stories, and every painting is full of spirituality.

16. At night you can only see my eyes.

17. The word "boring white" in turn means "white boring". Is it possible that military training is destined to cause tanning?

18. I feel like I am tanned again. . . When I met Qinqin today, she told me that my skin was bad. . . Heartbroken, I washed my face, listened to music and fell asleep.

19. It’s too hot. The sun is already shining at 6:30 in the morning. When you run, you will not be afraid of the sun and your increasingly tanned skin. Is this part of the runner’s spirit?

20. You can’t imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day long.

Last year she went to the beach to recuperate for half a month, and even her teeth were tanned when she came back. Part 2 of humorous copywriting about getting tanned again this summer

21. When you go to the countryside, you must get tanned

22. It’s really sunny today, I’m going to get tanned.

23. No filter can save my tanned skin.

24. I can’t bear the tanning of my pale skin at all. Try to stay indoors before going out for travel. Hair needs care again. If it is too long, it will be troublesome to manage.

25. Suddenly I remembered that one night, I took her out for a walk, and she said to me: "I'm afraid of being tanned by the moon." Asiba, you are fair enough! And you're just lazy, just keep making excuses!

26. Others post about their relationships, food, and travels, but I am better at it. On this sunny day with the scorching sun, I get a tan

27. When holding an umbrella, I always Some people say that I am so fair that I don’t need to hold on. Why should I? How much manpower and material resources have been spent on me to keep myself tanned as soon as I tan? I even love beauty so much that I almost gave up my favorite skirt just to avoid getting tanned! So why should I not hold an umbrella? No! Can! able! < /p>

29. Only by being with you can I show my innocence!

30. I hate summer because I get tanned. I like winter because I can hug my loved ones when it’s cold.

31. I’m already getting tanned before it’s officially summer.

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32. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

33. Don’t think that just because you have a tan, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

34. The Longmen Escort show ended with Happy Days Chasing Fish. Sister Na went on vacation to the base camp and there was no chance of it. The military training was over and everyone got tanned. I bought the watermelons and left in the summer.

35 . I have been working hard all winter to whiten and tan. I only need to go out for an hour

36. I am so hot that I dare not leave the music building. I have asked others to help me with food and other things. How dare I go out in such a strong sun? , whenever I go out, I grab a bottle of sunscreen and put on a coat. It doesn’t matter if it’s hot or not. After all, I’m so fair and can’t tan.

37. Added a filter , maybe it will look better if you tan yourself to a bronze color... The key is to look thinner... In fact, the tanning is uneven. I was exposed to the sun on the beach during the New Year, and my arms were tanned a little bit...

38. Can you tan in summer? Black is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white~ It proves that I've been working and haven't gone anywhere...

39. After half the summer, my skin has been tanned and it's easy to get sunburned. Black, and difficult to recover from. Generally, women do a good job of protecting themselves, but men don’t care too much. Whether it’s Bao Gong or Jiang Ya, the African white face is more appropriate. They don’t pay much attention to appearance. It may be related to their career. They are struggling to make a living. When working, it is difficult to take into account image. The quality and efficiency of part-time work are the key. Those actors, singers, and hosts who rely on their appearance to make a living will pay attention to their professional image. Sentences about going to the beach to swim and sunbathe in summer (collection of 40 sentences)

Sentences about going to the beach to swim and sunbathe in summer Part 1

1. For me. In addition to eating watermelon and swimming in summer. Useless.

2. With complete preparation, the first time I learned to swim ended with two sips of water. Next time I think I can bring a swimming ring.

3. I just had a dream. I dreamed of swimming in a zoo. I went down the river and entered the cave. I encountered many obstacles on the way. I avoided them one by one. But after squeezing out of the narrow exit, I found that I was swimming in a cave. All the friends in the front were gone, but there were a lot of tourists who were a little frustrated and scared, and they woke up with a sad song that turned their backs on you.

4. When you walk into the door, you will immediately see the swimming pool made of white tiles. What a big pool, what a blue water, I was so excited that I jumped into the pool, ah! The water was so deep that I couldn't reach the bottom. I was so frightened that I started "dancing" in the water.

5. Under the ice, fish can swim; in blizzards, plum blossoms are ready to bloom; in the desert, humans will find the shadow of oasis; in despair, persistence in life will find hope.

6. Check in for swimming, ride a bicycle home after swimming, the summer wind blows Keer's comfort.

7. Went to the water park in the afternoon and hot springs in the evening. I was really happy today.

8. With all the preparations, I learned to swim for the first time and after drinking for five days, I was so happy that my boyfriend was at home, looking at the house, and going to the beach to swim. I was so happy.

9. Let’s talk about the water issue next! Do not swim or bathe in deep water in summer, as you may drown. I heard from the teacher that four students drowned in XX County last week. Swimming should be done in a swimming pool with adult protection, and bathing should be done in the bathroom at home. These are issues we should pay attention to. In short, don't bathe or swim with others when you see them there. We primary school students cannot do this kind of thing. You know, water is very harmful!

10. The most profound experience of swimming at the beach is... the sea water is too salty. Ah ~ What a painful realization ~

11. Swimming can not only lose weight, but also bring a lot of happiness.

12. Swimming is the best way to cool down in summer.

13. Recent life: lose weight, keep fit, take classes, read books, learn to swim, prepare to travel. Don’t worry, you will have everything you want.

14. There is no need to go swimming at the beach on rainy or cloudy days! Go for a walk to the beach in town! Not much to see. I should catch a sea duck and take it home to lay eggs!

15. When I entered the water for the first time, I was a little scared. My mother and coach encouraged me to be bolder. The aunties also encouraged me, but because the water was a bit cold, I shivered from the cold. Still dare not put my head in the water. The coach told us that to learn to swim, we must first learn to dive. With the encouragement of my mother and coach, I had no choice but to put my head into the water again and again.

16. The water park is quite fun, everyone, hurry up and go.

17. I always want to swim in winter and also in summer. I always feel that swimming is a very free exercise. In fact, I still feel very oppressive and uncomfortable underwater.

18. Suddenly, a lot of water splashed directly on me. It turned out that my cousin was "revenge" - I saw her grabbing the railing with both hands and kicking the water with her feet behind her. Maybe she was blaming me for dragging her into the water. I didn't show any weakness, just followed her example and started a water fight with her. My cousin also joined the fight, which made it even more lively. We used our hands and feet to row, splash, run, and jump to our heart's content. Our laughter floated throughout the swimming pool...

19. Then I learned breaststroke and put a swimming ring on my body first. , and then I learned the frog. After a while, I learned it. I swim around and water others from time to time. My classmates and I held hands and spun around in circles, and we all made a wave. It turned out that Yang Yifei poured water not far away, and we had a water fight with her.

20. It rained and thundered a few times, which successfully caused a power outage in the entire school. Computers were also unable to access the Internet. The water flow also became smaller. Is there a power outage, internet connection, and water outage? Bar? ! Your little fat celery is a bit more difficult for us to endure than your deadly Po. He Shuo_troy Hey hey, we are going to have a lot of water here again, come and swim with me! Two sentences about going to the beach to swim and sunbathe in summer

21. Although swimming is tiring, it is fun. Since then, I have been clamoring to go to the swimming pool every day. In order to win my father's consent, I even suggested that we consider canceling consumption items such as cold drinks, watermelon and ice cream. In the end, my father agreed to my request and the projects were not cancelled. I play in the swimming pool for two hours every night and my swimming skills have improved greatly. One day, I finally left the swimming circle and swam alone in the swimming pool. It felt so good!

22. He scolded me early in the morning and handed me soap tablets. Even though he has a baby face, he dresses so old-fashioned and makes me drunk. Why don't you come back quickly and accompany me to swim, play ball, eat hot pot and watch movies. It’s not because we dislike each other that we have been together for so many years.

23. Get ready to learn to swim! Get ready to learn to draw again! I feel like I will be very busy in the future!

24. Bad abdominal muscles can’t stop me from going to the beach to swim.

25. You are in the bright sunshine in the south, with heavy snow falling! I am swimming and exercising in the haze in the north!

26. I went swimming in November last year, but this year... it has become so cold.

27. If you have a cold, don’t. I want to go to the beach next week! And when will my aunt come? If she doesn’t come to catch up with me, how can I go swimming at the beach?

28. A swimming coach has a loud voice because of his straightforwardness. One day, he saw a female student in the mall. He said loudly that you really don’t recognize me when you put on your clothes!

29. For some people who love swimming, they think summer is so interesting, and they go swimming in artificial lakes in small groups. There is joy but also danger. Some people suddenly suffered leg cramps while swimming into deep water, causing drowning accidents and losing their cherished lives. Summer isn't all good for them either. As the saying goes, those who drown are those who know how to swim because they are too careless.

30. In summer, children’s favorite thing is to play with water, and so do adults.

31. My father helped me get into the water. The stream was as high as me. The stones at the bottom of the stream were of different sizes and uneven. Some were slippery and some had sharp corners. Others protrude high, like a peak. Walking in the water is not easy. Sometimes I slip, sometimes I am poked by sharp rocks, and sometimes I bump into several big rocks. It is really "dangerous". But compared with the stones, the stream is quite comfortable, and sometimes the water is very fast.

32. Check in for swimming and ride your bicycle home after swimming. The summer wind is blowing but the small Baitong net is comfortable.

33. In this summer, you should play in the water at night. Although I haven’t learned how to swim, playing in the water is still fun.

34. The sky is beautiful, but it’s a pity that I can’t enjoy it with you. On the eighth day of our long-distance relationship, I bought a swimsuit and prepared to learn to swim.

35. What preparations are needed to learn swimming? At present, even the psychological construction is not ready.

36. When taking your children to the water park, never dare to let them leave your perspective.

37. Like to drink coconut brand coconut juice and eat coconut chicken. It is not only delicious food, but also an impression and memory. Recalling my first unforgettable trip to Haikou, Hainan, my first curious air trip from Shenzhen to Haikou, my first time walking into a church in Haikou Guomao, my first time walking into Wanlv Garden and Holiday Beach Tourist Area , it was my first time to swim at the beach in Haikou, facing the sea, feeling relaxed and happy. How beautiful it is to have brothers and sisters together.

38. Summer is not like spring with hundreds of flowers blooming and extremely fragrant. It is not like autumn with crisp air and abundant fruits. It is also not like winter with heavy snowfall and white snow everywhere. But I still like summer. In the summer lotus pond, lotus flowers and lotus leaves decorate the lotus pond, making the lotus pond as beautiful as a picture. The swimming pool in summer is full of laughter. Everyone is swimming happily and has long forgotten the heat of summer. The big trees in summer are green and green. On summer nights, the elderly and children sit under the big trees. The old people chat, and the children catch sparkling fireflies not far away, look at the stars in the sky, and play with hanging trees. The swing on the tree, how nice is the summer night?

39. When I arrived at the swimming pool, I patted myself with water to let myself adapt to the water temperature. Wow, it’s so cold! It felt like I had arrived at the South Pole. I thought, the whole swimming pool must be very cool! So, I jumped into the water with a splash and splashed. My cousin also got into the water and splashed with me.

40. Every time I swim, I will understand the truth: swimming not only can keep fit, but also brings endless fun to my life, making my summer vacation enjoyable! Copywriting on Moments for swimming at the beach in summer (general 40 sentences)

Copywriting for Moments on swimming at the beach in summer (Part 1)

1. Spend a huge sum of money to buy a swimming card Summer Come and lose weight.

2. When I entered the water for the first time, I was a little scared. My mother and coach encouraged me to be bolder. The aunts also encouraged me, but because the water was a bit cold, I shivered from the cold. Still dare not put my head in the water. The coach told us that to learn to swim, we must first learn to dive. With the encouragement of my mother and coach, I had no choice but to put my head into the water again and again.

3. Going to the beach to swim at noon is totally a scam

4. Going to the beach to swim for two consecutive days was really fun, but there were a lot of mosquitoes~

5 .Walk forward for a while and you will reach the promenade. If you are tired from playing, it is a good place to rest! To the north of the promenade is a huge swimming pool. There are countless people in the swimming pool in summer!

6. Recent life: losing weight, working out, taking classes, reading, and learning to swim

7. I like to drink coconut brand coconut juice and eat coconut chicken, which is not only delicious food, It is more of an impression and memory. Recalling my first unforgettable trip to Haikou, Hainan, my first curious air trip from Shenzhen to Haikou, my first time walking into a church in Haikou Guomao, my first time walking into Wanlv Garden and Holiday Beach Tourist Area , it was my first time to swim at the beach in Haikou, facing the sea, feeling relaxed and happy. How beautiful it is to have brothers and sisters together.

8. The children were swimming up and down in the river like fishes, playing happily, and the whole river was full of laughter and laughter.

9. In this summer, you should play in the water at night. Although I haven’t learned how to swim, playing in the water is still fun.

10. Summer is here, get in shape and go swimming!

11. I went swimming in November last year, but this year... it has become so cold.

12. Summer is not like spring with hundreds of flowers blooming and fragrant, nor is it like autumn with crisp air and abundant fruits, nor is it like winter with heavy snowfall and white snow everywhere. But I still like summer. In the summer lotus pond, lotus flowers and lotus leaves decorate the lotus pond, making the lotus pond as beautiful as a picture. The swimming pool in summer is full of laughter. Everyone is swimming happily and has long forgotten the heat of summer. The big trees in summer are green and green. On summer nights, the elderly and children sit under the big trees. The old people chat, and the children catch sparkling fireflies not far away, look at the stars in the sky, and play with hanging trees. Swing on the tree, what do you think of summer nights?

13. My baby was not at home today and went swimming with his father at the beach. I always feel empty at home.

14. Hot summer is a great time for swimming.

15. Went to the water park in the afternoon and hot springs in the evening. I was really happy today.

16. The biggest achievement of this summer is learning to swim with the children.

17. Two tasks this summer, the first is to prepare for the self-examination. Second, learn to swim. You can’t always envy others and you have to improve yourself!

18. Get ready to learn to swim! Get ready to learn to draw again! I feel like I will be very busy in the future!

19. It’s sunny today, so it’s good to go wild and swim.

20. On this day, it’s better to go to the amusement park in the morning and swim at the beach in the afternoon. It’s better to go home. Moments copywriting for swimming at the beach in summer (Part 2)

21. How to post swimming sentences in Moments The endless cycle of summer: swimming - swimming for two days and not wanting to move - resting - continue leaning in the water So comfortable.

22. Swimming will benefit you throughout your life. My body is strong and energetic because I used to swim in the swimming pool every summer. Then I swam in the indoor swimming pool every day. Now I swim in the East Lake every day all year round. When it freezes, I swim twice a day in the morning and at noon. After bathing, I went swimming three times a day in the morning, afternoon and evening. Now in May, the water temperature has increased, I can swim longer, eat better, sleep better, feel stronger, feel better, feel better, and live a happier life.

23. In summer we can swim and catch fish. I like swimming the most, especially soaking in the sea. It is very refreshing to soak in the sea. Summer is so nice. I love summer. I believe everyone loves summer.

24. Record the baby's first swimming time. He was very relaxed and not nervous at all. I still know how to pedal, hahaha, I love you.

25. During summer swimming, the children took off their spring clothes and put on shorts, while the beauty-loving little girl put on a beautiful dress, like a dancing butterfly. The boys changed into shorts and swam in the crystal clear pool. The scenery in summer is also very beautiful. The trees grow lush and green, and the sun shines through the branches and leaves. The lotus flowers in the pond are still in bud, and the passionate dragonflies have already landed on them. Among the flowers, cannas and violets were in full bloom.

26. You deserve the joy of swimming

27. The children are like little loaches, chasing around in the water, shouting and playing, It’s really indescribably pleasant.

28. I plan to do four things this holiday: learn to swim, study, learn to get a driver’s license, lose weight, and see if I can complete any of them.

29. I ordered takeout for lunch. It has been too boring recently. I plan to go swimming to lose weight. I am going to apply for an annual pass and learn to swim.

30. The beauty of summer is in the lotus pond. The lotus girl puts on a green skirt and holds her pink face in her hands. When people come to visit, they immediately cheer up and compete with each other. The flowers are blooming beautifully, as if they are competing for beauty. The beauty of summer lies in the swimming pool. When you put on your swimsuit and swimming rings and swim, there must be a few naughty children splashing water on you! When you get out of the swimming pool, every pore will feel very cool.

31. My baby went swimming for the first time and performed very well. He was praised by the teacher. Mom is proud of you. Come on, man!

32. In summer, I will take you to play in the water, go to the zoo, eat ice cream, and have a happy summer.

33. My aunt chased me all the way to Sanya and made me unable to swim in the hotel swimming pool, which was so frustrating.

34. I am not afraid of swimming for the first time. My baby is really a little angel.

35. In summer, after the rainy season, we can taste Cixi’s specialty—yangmei, which is sour, sweet, and has all kinds of flavors; It's great to swim happily and freely in the refreshing river, and taste delicious ice cream and popsicles. We all love summer vacation, but summer vacation is in the middle of summer. We are looking forward to summer. When summer comes, summer vacation will come naturally. What you need most in summer is air conditioning, so you can enjoy the coolness in an air-conditioned room.

36. The first time I went swimming, it was also the first time I felt that my baby needed its mother. When I was scared, I wanted to hold my hand.

37. It was my first time to learn swimming in the swimming pool. Although I was not well prepared, I was very happy.

38. With all the preparations, the first time I learned to swim ended with two sips of water. Next time I think I can bring a swimming ring.

39. My sweet baby was swimming for the first time. He did very well. He didn’t cry or fuss and enjoyed it very much.

40. Although I haven’t learned how to swim, playing in the water is still fun