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40 friends who ate instant noodles during the epidemic isolation period were collected.

The circle of friends who ate instant noodles during the epidemic isolation (I) 1. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

2. What instant noodles do you eat in the evening? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!

I had breakfast at 0: 00 yesterday/kloc-and ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

4. Eat instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

Eating conveniently is harmful to my health. .......... told me not to eat instant noodles. No one cooks for me and makes me drink northwest wind.

6. There are no girls on Tanabata, so buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to soak. . .

7. Add red dates to keep healthy when eating instant noodles. After 90, I died.

I was hungry last night, and I vomited after eating this instant noodle. I'm still considering whether to eat today.

9. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

10. The world is big enough to accommodate 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

1 1. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was very confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

12. I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. Eat instant noodles when you are hungry at night.

13. When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

14. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

15. I'm too tired to move when I come back from work for the first time. I ate two bananas and didn't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

16. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

17. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget to think that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

18. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal. I regret it from the moment I sit down.

19. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

20. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

Copies of friends who ate instant noodles during the epidemic isolation (Chapter II) 2 1. I am really greedy. I'm afraid eating instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night is not for fat.

22. I am on a business trip for the first time this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.

23. Five dollars of instant noodles! Five dollars! I am too extravagant. Four dollars is not enough to eat instant noodles at night. I must increase 10.

24. I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

25. Why do I eat instant noodles, two fish balls, a ham and the last box of yogurt at night? God, what am I doing? Eating instant noodles at twelve o'clock is really crazy.

26. I can't buy a mask at all, eat instant noodles all day, and go out without a mask.

27. I ate instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard "It smells so good, I can't think ..."

28. In order to save money for clothes, I eat instant noodles for every meal. Wear contact lenses if your eyes are red and swollen. I don't sleep late at night and waste traffic. Find a sign. What happened to me when I fell in love with you?

For the first time in 30 years, I spent the New Year alone. On the table is the leftover from yesterday's instant noodles, listening to coke. I found that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn't buy any dried fruits for the Spring Festival. It's a bit of a hum ~ ~

30. I hope that people who accompany you for candlelight dinner will also accompany you to eat instant noodles.

3 1. Suddenly I have an impulse to eat tea eggs, pickled mustard tuber and instant noodles.

32. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

34. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ceremony when eating instant noodles, and add a cup of 82-year-old iced coke.

35. I like instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?

36. The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, I couldn't sleep because I thought of some unhappy things. The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it becomes.

I understand his difficulties at the beginning, but he doesn't understand how I feel now-I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship gets closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's "feelings"?

38. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles and two eggs.

39. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

40. I'm just hungry. As a result, my leg was scalded by freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain means.

Humorous friends who eat instant noodles have 40 commonly used articles.

A humorous circle of friends who eat instant noodles-1. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. I think instant noodles are not delicious for the first time. I may have grown up.

Do you think eating instant noodles at night will make the noodles more fragrant and make you feel more beautiful?

I like eating instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?

Even coffee has a partner, instant noodles have a partner, and I don't.

6. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to disperse the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

7. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

8. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry, headache and dizziness. I am listless every day, and my sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

9. I can finally eat instant noodles, or the old altar sauerkraut tastes like crying.

10. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

1 1. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

12. I can't sleep at midnight. It's too painful to eat instant noodles when you wake up hungry.

13. Five dollars of instant noodles! Five dollars! I am too extravagant. Four dollars is not enough to eat instant noodles at night. I must increase 10.

14. I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. Eat instant noodles when you are hungry at night.

15. Advise everyone to have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until midnight to get hungry, and then start to regret after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

16. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

17. I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and tears are falling.

18. While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he ate in such a hurry.

19. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

20. This is my first business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.

Humorous friend circle copy with dry instant noodles Part II 2 1. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

23. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

24. When you are hungry, everyone around you is eating instant noodles, and you are really desperate.

God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

26. I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty after eating instant noodles …

27. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy, and noodles with sauerkraut. ...

28. A person eats instant noodles in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

29. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

32. When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

33. When I came back from work for the first time, I was too tired to move. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

34. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

35. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

36. The world is so big that it can hold 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

37. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching a play and sleeping.

38. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

39. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

40. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

Isolate the sentence of eating instant noodles every day

I used to like instant noodles very much. I have eaten too much recently, and my mouth is blistered. That's really enough.

2. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

I finally understand why chicks love instant noodles so much. It is not enough for me to serve ten boxes at a time.

4. Why don't I like Dove, instant noodles, big pieces of beef and glutinous rice?

I am very grateful to the little girl in the yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

6. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for 5 days. Today, I was told that the canteen was closed and I continued to eat instant noodles.

7. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

8. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

9. I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and I cried.

10. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

1 1. Talk about the mood of eating instant noodles in the middle of the night.

12. I'm just hungry. As a result, my leg was scalded by freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain means.

13. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

14. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

15. The canteen in the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

16. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

17. I was so hungry at midnight that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

18. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

19. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.

20. Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

The sentence of eating instant noodles every day (Chapter 2) 2 1. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ceremony when eating instant noodles, and add a cup of 82-year-old iced coke.

22. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

23. No money, no car, no house and no career. Pick up girls and make noodles.

24. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.

25. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

26. Tell me about friends who eat instant noodles.

I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

28. I was awakened by the smell of instant noodles eaten by my roommate. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

29. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

30. Stay at home and eat instant noodles every day. Promise me that I will lose weight after the epidemic is over.

3 1. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

33. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

For the first time in 35.30 years, I spent the New Year alone. On the table is the leftover from yesterday's instant noodles, listening to coke. I found that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn't buy any dried fruits for the Spring Festival. It's a bit of a hum ~ ~

36. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

37. The phrase that friends circle eats instant noodles.

38. At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

39. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in public toilets. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

40. I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

Forty humorous copywriters are sitting on the stairs eating instant noodles.

I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you must remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.

2. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

On New Year's Day, if you drink too much, you should gamble on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

4. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.

I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

6. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

7. While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he was in such a hurry.

8. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

9. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

10. I am very grateful to the little girl with a yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

1 1. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back and usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton kebabs what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

12. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

13. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal, and regret it from the moment I sit down.

14. The midnight snack plot of eating instant noodles to relieve hatred is childish, but I persisted.

15. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

16. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

17. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.

18. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

19. It's hard to eat without appetite every day. It's hard to swallow I don't like this feeling at all. I have a headache and dizziness. I wonder if I'm hungry. I am listless every day. I really like my sister's instant noodles. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

20. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

Humorous copy of eating instant noodles on the stairs Part II 2 1. After work, I worked with Bowen for over three hours. After work, I dragged her to a convenience store to eat instant noodles. Two people go home by car to eat instant noodles, and they are also confused.

22. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

23. If you are hungry at night, eat a bucket of instant noodles. Come up with some achievements at the end of the year, and you will have a headache if you don't wake up during the day.

24. The canteen of the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

28. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

29. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

30. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.

3 1. How difficult is it to get rid of a person's habits? Just like I want vinegar when I eat instant noodles.

32. At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

33. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

34. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

35. Every time I secretly cook a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it as soon as she goes to the second floor, saying that you are eating instant noodles again, isn't it! It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!

36. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

37. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

38. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.

39. Whether it's husband or wife, he waits for me late after work and doesn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

40. Do you think eating instant noodles at night will make the noodles more fragrant and make you feel more beautiful?