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Jia you Lao wan tong composition
There is an old urchin's composition at home 1 My grandfather is over 60 years old. He is physically strong and energetic, but he has a stubborn temper. Sometimes he is as stubborn as a child. Even his grandmother calls him an "old urchin".
I especially like watching drama, and I find it very confusing and attractive. On the other hand, grandpa likes watching Beijing opera. Whenever I go to grandpa's house to play, as long as I see some babbling programs, I will change the channel quickly. At ordinary times, my grandfather always listens to me, but when a Beijing opera comes out, we will inevitably have a "contest".
It was a Sunday morning, and I went to my grandfather's house to play. As soon as I turn on the TV, I watch my favorite The Legend of Nezha. Grandpa said, "it's not good-looking, it's boring. It's better to change the channel." Then I picked up the remote control and tuned it to the opera channel. Not showing weakness, I quickly grabbed the remote control and switched to my Legend of Nezha, so my father and I started a "channel war". Earned several rounds, split equally.
Then grandma came over to grandpa and said, "Grandpa, don't be childish. He is your granddaughter. Let him go! " "Grandpa listened, sat down on the bed angrily, lay down with him, grabbed a newspaper and covered his face. At this time, I feel uneasy. Grandpa is an elder after all. I should respect him and not make him angry. Thinking of this, I quickly tuned the channel to Grandpa's Peking Opera. The Beijing dialect of "Yi Yi Ya" has already made grandpa "emotional". Look, there are a pair of eyes staring at the screen in the gap of the newspaper. Grandma is quick-sighted and quick-footed. As soon as the wind changes, she immediately says, "Grandpa, what are you pretending to be?"? Come on, get up and have a look! " Grandpa saw the "steps", hurriedly squatted down, lifted the newspaper covering his face, and sat up to watch his favorite-Peking Opera.
Watching grandpa staring at the TV, I fell into deep thought: Grandpa has worked hard for this family all his life, and his children and grandchildren should let him enjoy his old age.
There is an old urchin at home. Our grandfather is like a little urchin. He will never grow up and will always be an old urchin in our family.
Oh, you can relax. Oh, you can slow down. Hey! Alas, there are only a handful of old urchins in my family, and they look only seven or eight years old. He's my grandfather!
On a drizzling day, grandpa came to my house. I heard a knock at the door and opened it. I saw my grandfather wearing a the Monkey King mask and holding a golden hoop in his hand. He is still chanting: "immortal, eat my old grandson!" " I saw that grandpa's stick was about to fall, so I dodged and avoided grandpa's stick. I shouted: "Brother, come quickly, your grandfather is ill again!" " "Hearing my" lion roar ",grandpa immediately took off his mask.
I want to know my grandfather, but I am most afraid of my brother. My grandfather covered my mouth and told me not to make any noise. But my brother's nickname is not built-"clairaudient" My brother rushed at my grandfather with a sword in his hand.
Grandpa was frightened and shouted, "Give me a break, give me a break!" After listening to grandpa's begging for mercy, my brother slowly put down his sword and ran to the toy box and squatted down. "ah!" I heard my brother's roar and rushed into grandpa's arms. I heard three "clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang". I smiled and said, "What an old urchin, plus a little urchin, the future is boundless!" "
There are more jokes than two urchins in my family, an old man and a young man. They are humorous, witty and angry, and always add a happy atmosphere to the family.
This is a beautiful spring day, and two urchins in my family have played "grey (flying) chess" to a new height! My brother clamored for flying chess: "I want to play' grey' chess!" After listening to my brother, I couldn't help giggling.
When my brother saw me laughing at him, he used the most ruthless trick, "Roll eighteen times on the ground." Grandpa wants to play, too, and my brother just smiles through tears. Before playing chess with grandpa, the grandparents and grandchildren agreed: "The winner eats sugar." As a result, after playing chess, grandpa and brother were licking candy, because they both won! "sloppy", I laughed out loud.
Alas! The old urchin in our family, like the little urchin, will never grow up and will always be the old urchin in our family!
There is an old urchin at home. Although my father is the head teacher, he is an old urchin at home.
Dad is a naughty boy. Last time I wanted to sign up for a table tennis class, I happened to meet a football match in Brazil, PK Germany. Now my father is very excited. He clap his hands like a child. I guessed my father's mind and said, "I can't watch it now, or I'll be late." Hearing this, Dad immediately said, "Just ten minutes, ten minutes!" Helpless, I had to promise.
"Brazil, shoot! Ah, get out! Germany 10 is coming to catch the ball! Come on, come on, knock! Oh, idiot! " Dad shouted and gave his thigh a bounce with his hand. Time flies. Ten minutes have passed. I dragged my dad out, and my dad just shouted "Come on, Brazil!" " He kept asking me along the way: "Do you think Brazil will win?"
Dad is a glutton. Once, my mother bought me a box of chocolates in order to reward me for doing well in the exam. When my father saw it, he immediately ran to my side and said with a smile, "We are blessed together!" " "I listened and pursed my lips:" No-fuck! "When dad saw this, he said," Don't ask me for anything in the future! "Helpless, I had to give him half of the chocolate, and my father was as happy as a child who got a red envelope at once.
Dad is a naughty boy. Last time he saw me register for a blog, he asked me to help him get one. When I didn't make it, my father deliberately said, "I just bought a big cake." I don't know if someone doesn't want to eat? " As soon as I heard it, I immediately responded to the greedy ghost: "If you want to eat, of course you want to eat!" Dad smiled proudly: "Then help me register one!" " ! Otherwise ... "No way, I can only help him register a blog, and my father immediately clapped his hands like a child.
Alas, dad sometimes acts like a little boy! However, there are old urchins at home, and life is endless! Ha ha!
My grandfather is an ordinary soldier. He has black eyebrows and a smile in his old eyes. He is super tall, almost reaching the ceiling, and his bony body is always busy. Grandpa is a slow-witted, methodical, and always makes our younger generation sigh.
Although grandpa is 80 years old, he still likes to follow the fashion. Not long ago, he let his old mobile phone be gloriously laid off and replaced it with a Samsung mobile phone.
Once early in the morning, there was a scream in the living room: "Where is my mobile phone?" "Dead old man, not to say that today take Lao li them to climb the mountain? Why haven't you left yet? " Grandma shouted. "I ... my mobile phone is gone!" Grandpa said sadly, "Today, after I finished eating, I found that my mobile phone was missing ..." At this time, we immediately started the search operation, and at this time, the whole family often mobilized and the young and the old went into battle. I searched for two hours, but I still couldn't find my cell phone. At this time, I made fun of my grandfather: "Grandpa, this is called' now or never!'" Grandpa knocked his head twice with his hand, but he still said, "I'm so stupid." At this moment, I suddenly had a brainwave and said, "Grandpa, is your cell phone on?" Grandpa replied, "It was open at that time! "Grandpa was surprised and didn't know what I wanted to do, but I cheered like a treasure. Suddenly, I grabbed my grandmother's mobile phone and quickly dialed my grandfather's phone. " You are my little apple "suddenly rang. I leaned down and listened carefully. I went to the refrigerator and suddenly opened it. Unexpectedly, grandpa's mobile phone is sitting in the refrigerator humming a tune to enjoy the cool! It turns out that grandpa put the baby's mobile phone and food in the refrigerator after dinner! Grandpa quickly picked up his mobile phone and kissed him "BABA, BABA". Suddenly, "You are my little apple" rang again, and grandpa said, "Lao Li urged me, goodbye everyone! "
I can't help but sigh: "Grandpa, you are really old. Grandpa, please tell me why you are so naughty. "
There is an old urchin at home. My grandfather asked me to scratch his back again.
He turned his back on me casually. Ordered me calmly: "Not here, go up a little." He looks like a commander, and I look like a soldier at the front. I had to crawl my hand on his back like a cicada pupa.
I deliberately increased the strength of my hand, and grandpa's spine was scratched with several crimson blood marks, which made me feel relieved. But grandpa is not happy. He frowned like a walnut shell and turned to me coldly and said, "You have eaten several bowls of rice today, and your little hands are quite strong. Be gentle. "
The more he said that, the harder I worked until I saw the blood stains left by my nails on my back. But after I stopped, I felt a little sorry. How can I treat my grandfather like this?
This matter has to start from what I just remembered. My grandfather gave me a nickname when I was 3 years old. My big eyes are as bright as water at first sight. As soon as I see my ears like monkeys, I will be nicknamed "almond eyes" Think about how grandpa treats people like this and how he can give his grandson a nickname. Even if you don't praise hard, you can't take a nickname.
Fortunately, I have been a generous boy since I was a child, and this matter can be completely ignored. If grandpa hadn't given me this harsh nickname, I wouldn't remember his hatred, so I began to try to cheat grandpa.
On a summer night. Grandpa is lying on the couch, holding a cattail leaf fan and listening to his favorite opera. Still singing to the rhythm. A funny idea suddenly occurred to my young mind. I took grandpa's shoes to play with and changed a basin of mud, but ... hee hee, that's it.
After a while, I deliberately called my grandfather. Grandpa seems to have guessed something and ignored me at all. I'm thinking that grandpa fell into the trap I set. One minute, two minutes. That's it. I can't help it, just say I'm going to fall. Grandpa put on his shoes as fast as lightning and ran in front of me, but I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. Grandpa saw that I was fine and ignored me. He just washed the mud on his feet and went into the house without saying a word.
I found something wrong and followed him into the house. I didn't expect grandpa to hide behind the door, which scared me. It turns out that grandpa knew my little trick for a long time and deliberately fell for it. What a funny grandpa.
It's fun and happiness to have such an old urchin at home!
Although my father is a policeman, he is a real "old urchin" in my family.
Dad is a naughty boy. Once, I was going to apply for a composition class, and I happened to meet the Brazilian team PK Germany. My father was so excited that he clapped his hands like a child. I saw that his right leg had just crossed the threshold and told me to switch from the children's channel to the sports channel. I said, "Why? Is the TV mom? Stare at it every day. "
"It seems that someone said mom …" Dad shouted while taking off his shoes, apparently deliberately letting mom hear my opinion of her. Fortunately, I covered his mouth in time and said, "It's not that I won't let you see it. I want to sign up today and go in ten minutes. " "Ten minutes? Go, go, go. It took ten minutes, and it was too late. This is too ... "I was stunned by his words and stood there. Dad genial smile that, three steps and two steps to fly to the remote control, according to the sports channel, "Brazil! Kick in! Shit! Come on, Germany 10 is coming to get the ball. Alas! Stupid! " Dad shouted and gave his thigh a bounce with his hand. Time flies, ten minutes passed, and I dragged my father out, but he just shouted, "Come on, Brazil!" " "He didn't take me to sign up until my mother came out of the dressing table. On the way, he kept asking me, "Do you think Brazil will win? "With so much effort, I was almost late.
Dad is a glutton. Once, the head of the family, my mother rewarded me with xylitol chewing gum, and my father and family counselor came to see me. I frowned and asked while chewing gum, "Why?" "In fact, it's nothing. We two brothers are blessed. " Dad touched the saliva at the corner of his mouth and smiled. "impossible!" I rolled my eyes at him and I'm leaving again. Just a few steps later, my father said, "platoon leader, I have something to say ..." "Stop it! Just give it to you. " I gave him two pieces of gum. "Yes!" Dad smiled smugly, like a big boy.
Dad is a naughty boy. Once, when he saw me on qq, he asked me to help him register for a qq. I was upset that I didn't register him. He was angry like a child, frowning and pouting and saying, "Yes! Don't call me if there is anything in the future! " I had to register him for a qq. He beamed and called "good" again and again, which was happier than the children's lucky money.
Hi! Dad is like a little boy! However, there are old urchins at home, and life is endless!
My grandfather is not fat at all, but he is strong. He often calls himself an "old ox". Every time he buys rice, he carries more than 50 kilograms of rice upstairs alone. Although this "old ox" is 67 years old, his skill is not small. Do not believe, look!
"Old ox" is a careful person. Let's say the last time I was "anorexic". No matter what grandma cooked delicious, I didn't want to eat it. Grandpa was anxious to go to the drugstore to buy me all kinds of appetizers. I didn't want to eat in the morning. Grandpa went to the school gate and bought me milk and bread to eat. After school at noon, grandpa was afraid that I would be hungry. When he comes to pick me up, I always bring something to mat first.
Not only that, grandpa is also an expert in cooking, especially healthy dishes are very attractive. Grandpa is a doctor, so he knows how to keep healthy. He never cooks greasy dishes, but always cooks light food with beautiful colors and rich nutrition for us to eat. No wonder he calls himself an old ox and eats "green food"!
However, what I admire him most is his super patience. Every time I meet a math problem that I can't write, Grandpa always patiently explains it to me until I understand it. Sometimes grandpa will draw a picture of a complicated topic, cut it out and let me spell it again. I suddenly understood: "Oh, it's so simple!" !
Grandpa is 7 years old and likes playing very much, but he can't help himself. Spring is coming, and grandpa takes us to the park to fly kites. Grandpa always flies the kite the highest. Grandpa's cheerful appearance is really a typical "old urchin". In summer, after lunch, we all hid in the air-conditioned room. Grandpa was not afraid of the heat at all. He wears a cool hat and fishing gear, and goes fishing by bike. These are nothing, but playing chess fascinates him the most. As long as I have time to sit in front of the computer, it started with several rounds of computer wars. Sometimes I forget to eat, and my grandmother and I have urged it many times before eating.
Grandpa loves to play, and he is also famous in the family area of our hospital. There are several children around my home who are about my age, and my grandparents often play chicken with us. Grandpa is an eagle, grandma is a hen, and our children are chickens, hiding behind grandma. Grandpa will catch us around later. Every time I laugh happily, I always attract many uncles and aunts in the family area of the hospital to watch. I don't know if you will think "what an old urchin!"
There is an old urchin composition at home. 8 "Bro-you are back." Before I entered the room, a loud tenor echoed on the stairs. Hey, don't think my brother called me. He is my grandfather. My grandmother didn't blame him for provoking me with this name. Grandpa is over 60 years old, his hair is gray, but he laughs every day and plays more like a child. He is an "old urchin" in my family.
I can't believe that he was a platoon leader in a military camp when he was young. How can he be so different from the commanding soldiers on TV? Whenever I am noisy and bored at home, he will tell me the best: he will get up at three o'clock to go to military exercises; Talking about his cold winter nights in the mountains; Tell an interesting story about him and his comrades stealing red dates ... When it comes to emotions, he sometimes dances and sometimes laughs. Sometimes, he suddenly became silent and looked into the distance, as if remembering that unforgettable military experience.
After dinner, if I have no homework, the "old urchin" will always drag a long voice to "spoil" me: "Brother, I am so bored. Come on, let's play chess. Play 300 rounds with me! "
"Oh." On the surface, I reluctantly agreed, secretly happy to kill him again. At first, I followed the rules and ate one of his cars smoothly. But when my black chess left me one by one, I was very sad. The four red pieces of "old urchin" have unconsciously entered my "camp".
"Ouch-my horse!" I screamed. He is very lucky. He pulled his forefinger under his eyelid and made a face at me: "Who told you to work hard to protect elephants and not care about your horse?" I beat my chest, but he ignored me. If one plan fails, another will be born. I bowed my head and said nothing, and a warm big hand covered my head. "Well, I'll let you play three games of chess." My heart is "cloudy and sunny" in an instant. Soon I finished Monday morning quarterback and Dying with a horse and a gun.
Just as I was secretly pleased, he pinched my nose and smiled. "Bro, I can't always let you, you have lost. Come to war tomorrow, I won't go easy on you, I will kill you and run away. If I beat you, I will blow your nose into a carrot! Ha ha ... "
I really hope that my "old urchin" will never "grow up" and be so happy forever!
There is an old urchin at home. 9. Old urchin, who is he? He is my father, loves playing games and has a childish temper.
My father is tall and black, and the most interesting thing is his big nose. I often call it "Daddy Pig's Big Nose".
As the saying goes: "The weather in summer is like a child's face, sometimes cloudy and sometimes sunny." That's my father. Look, dad is sitting on the sofa, frowning and saying nothing. He is unhappy about something. I came out of the room and asked strangely, "Dad, why don't you play Locke Kingdom?" Have a PK! "He suddenly jumped up and said," who said not to play? You know I'm better than you. Come on, PK. It is strange that I didn't beat you out of the water. " "I definitely don't want to come to PK, you lost!" "Go ahead." After that, he stood in front of the computer with me. I accidentally forgot to treat my pet. "I won, you lost! ""Dad cried happily, and his face turned from cloudy to sunny.
Haha, today my mother finally agreed to let me play Locke Kingdom. Hooray! I jumped to the computer and skillfully opened the kingdom of Locke to play. Suddenly, my father came up to me and saw me playing PK with someone else's pet. He said, "You are really not good at fighting. You should use it first ... "He took my hand and helped me struggle for a long time. "Look, I won for you!" Suddenly, a rare pet jumped out of nowhere and I caught it. Dad saw it and said, "send me!" " "I have no choice but to cultivate pet eggs for him. Who knows, as soon as I gave it to him, he pointed to his watch and said, "It's time, it's my turn to play. "I have to read a book before I leave the computer. I finished reading a book and my father was still playing. God, it's been three or four hours. I really convinced my father, a crazy game fan.
This is my father, who loves playing games and has a child's temper.
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