How to describe a man who has a full meal and nothing to do?

Don't know how to play Xiaobian, you can collect and sort out the words for bitches and elegant sentences describing bitches. If you think it's good, please collect it. Let's take a look at them together!

1. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

You have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend.

Your mother wasn't too coquettish at the beginning, and you wouldn't have been born so early! Don't blame me! Huh? So you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are so young that no one will know you exist!

4, born to be a cucumber, owe to shoot! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

5. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

6. Don't read what you shouldn't, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.

7. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths. The latest word to scold others for being disgusting.

8,21century is very dangerous, go back to your Jurassic.

9. You look like the scene of a car accident.

10, people who hold three or two dirty words and can't think of new words every day are all mentally retarded children of your level.

1 1, naturally belongs to cucumber, and it is not photographed! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

12, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

13, you can't even buckle it when you are fanned against the wall! ! !

14, you are so fucking postmodern.

15, there is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, a kind of happiness is accompanied by you, and an idiot will finish reading the message.

16, you are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone!

17, the word "anyone can be a bitch" is not suitable for you! Call others sick. Tell me about making others sick.

18, give you a sword fairy, you don't do it, you don't want to be a swordsman! Really, why bother?

19, you said that you, grandpa, I taught you to practice the sword. You practiced the sword, but you didn't practice it on the sword. You practiced the foundation! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword!

20. You grew up without a lid, without love, with a hemp rope around your waist and a lid on your head.

2 1. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

22. Damn, you are too easy to recognize.

23. Your Excellency is a natural inspiration!

24. Even a flower is more handsome than 10 times.

25. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken.

I have never seen anything so archaeological.

27. Don't tell me when you break up: "Actually, you are quite good." Then why did you dump me?

28. I haven't heard anyone brag about being so fresh and refined for a long time!

29. I thought my speech was rough. If it is not rough, it is called elegance. What is elegance? Elegance is pretending to be a grandson.

30. Look at your five senses. This art has caught up with horror movies.

3 1, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.

32. I always wait until everyone says you are stupid before going to the hospital for examination. I can go directly to the brain department at this time.

33. I won't know you until I have done something good in my life. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

34. You have sexually transmitted diseases, and you are likely to get septicemia and leukemia, aging ahead of time and being insane. The most important thing is that there is no cure for this disease. Although it looks like an ordinary person now, it is completely rotten inside!

35. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

36. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

37. Sometimes I feel sick, knowing that you are bragging, forcing me to cooperate with you with a smile.

38, you haven't fully evolved, it's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.

39. You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish, and you will always serve the people.

40. People are cheap for a lifetime, and pigs are cheap for a knife. Living wastes air and dying wastes land. The family wastes RMB.

4 1, look at your face flying in the sky, eating nothing, eating nothing, eating meat, eating meat, thinner than a monkey, looking like a potato, and calling yourself excellent and so thick-skinned, even I feel sorry for you.

42. Clear water makes no fish, while lowly people make you invincible.

43. You said you were all useful. If I leave you on the main road, aunt cleaning will sweep you away, leaving nothing behind, and you are covered in garbage.

44. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

45. You were ugly when you were born. Even your parents are afraid to see you. Are you afraid that someone will report you?

46. I have observed you for a long time, but I still feel that the earth is not suitable for you. I have a ticket to Mars. Here you are!

47. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich, looks rich, looks forward-looking, and his urine is forked. Go and treat him!

48. Seeing that you are well-proportioned, handsome, charming, loved by everyone and full of flowers, you must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!

49. The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

50. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, divorce is an awakening, remarriage is a bigotry, having no lover is a waste, and more lovers are animals. Look at you as a playboy, it should be the latter!

5 1, even after seeing you, I finally fully understand what a freak looks like.

52. Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm a father.

53. The festival is coming, and I will send you a couplet: Part I: If you don't peel the bark, you will die. Bottom line: shameless people are invincible in the world. Horizontal criticism: man is invincible.

54. You are worse than an animal, living by hooligans. It can't compare with chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs. You can practice parallel bars by cutting your hips, and you can pee on the kang without eating or drinking. You can't be a eunuch if you want to be seen, because of your physical characteristics.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers, and that's you.