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A collection of disgusting and sweet love words: If you are angry, just bully me.

1. Boy, in order for you to stop harming the world and messing around with men and women, my sister will accept you. From now on, remember to be always there for you, don’t struggle anymore

2. You are extremely lucky to encounter some scenery once in your life

3. I can understand you because you are good-looking. I can understand beautiful people with gritted teeth

4. I know I like you, but I don’t know where I will be in the future. Because I know that you will never take me anywhere. And memory lights up your smile, it takes so much effort to become happy

6. There is a blooming cloud, slowly sliding across the top of the mountain, drifting to the horizon with the wind

We are slow Slowly understand, some farewells are the last time

7. Where you are is the end of the world that I have to miss

8. Today we raise the dog together, and we will walk the dog together in the future , Time breeds love, and dogs breed dogs

9. If you are angry, just bully me. Collection of apology text messages for making my wife angry

One apology text message for making my wife angry:

Baby, it’s my fault that makes you sad, I love you

Baby, it’s my fault that makes you sad, forgive me, believe me. I’ll call you when I’m free!

Honey, I’m sorry, it was purely accidental and made you sad again.

Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me. I will build a love nest for you with all my heart. I will always warm you, care for you, and protect you!

Don’t cry, baby, your tears are my pearls. If you lose one of my pearls, I will feel extremely distressed. Don’t lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

I'm sorry, baby, I can't help myself in this world. All the mistakes I made are all my fault. I can kill you as I please. I just ask you to pay attention to me.

My love for you prevents me from losing you, and my guilt prevents me from calming down. I can’t wait to tell you that I’m sorry, but I can’t lose you!

You are the one who loves me, and you are the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wounds with my heart, and I am willing to hold hands again...

I can't protect you, I can't make you happy, I can only cry with you. In your opinion, maybe I My love is really not amazing enough, I don’t love you enough, I’m sorry, but I really love you.

I don’t dare to face your eyes. I know I was wrong. You, sir, have a lot of regrets. Can you forgive me? The person who loves you deeply is repenting.

Regardless of right or wrong, here Beautiful day, I want to say sorry. If our acquaintance in the vast crowd is fate arranged by God, let us start from scratch.

Don’t completely deny me because of this incident. At least keep me under probation for 60 years.

I don’t know how you are now. I haven’t changed from the beginning to the end. Every time I hear and see you, my emotions are uncontrollable. I hope you can give me a chance to start over with you.

I don’t know how I hurt your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe it’s my own fault. I really don’t know how to make up for it.

Singing sad songs and looking at the girl you love. My heart breaks for you, and my song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy, I'm sorry!

I wore a cotton-padded jacket because it was cold; I held an umbrella because it was raining; I sent you a text message because I was wrong. Can you forgive me?

I never want you to be sad, but I always happen to be careless. My gut tells me you're angry. If it's my fault, please be open-minded and forgive me a little.

From a moment of love to a lifetime of love, more understanding and tolerance are needed. My dear, will you forgive me?

Who can tell me how to return to the world? In the past, how can I make you come back to me? My love for you will never change.

It’s all caused by that damn temper. I will scold him bitterly. Please forgive me, okay?

It’s all my fault. Don’t I'm angry. It doesn't look good when you're angry.

Two apology messages for making my wife angry:

1. If the apology is useful, why should the police do it? Even though this is the case, I still don’t want to trouble the police uncle, so I will give you a sincere message. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please forgive me, let's not cause trouble to the police, what do you think?

2. Please forgive me for my unintentional mistake of making an impossible promise: I can’t reach the stars and the moon, I can’t reach the ends of the earth, I haven’t encountered the sea and the dead rocks, I haven’t learned the romance yet, Only those who can truly rely on you. For the sake of my sincerity, will you forgive me?

3. Only after you have been drunk can you know how strong the wine is; only after you have loved can you know how important it is; only after you have missed it can you know the depth of the world; only after you have been hurt can you know how painful your heart is. . My dear, as long as it makes you happy, I am willing to be the delicacy in your mouth, the drum you beat, and the guinea pig you have trained countless times!

4. Please forgive me for being careless and not being sincere to you. It’s just me. I was too careless, I was a little careful with you, and I didn't tell you my sincerity. But please rest assured, I am very sincere to you, and I will never be false or selfish. Please relax your mind. This heart can be learned by heaven and earth, and can be expressed by the sun and moon. Please forgive me?

5. The words you have spoken and the water you have spilled cannot be taken back. I should not have done something wrong, and I regret it very much. When I apologize, I feel it in my heart but cannot say it out loud. I really didn't mean it, so don't be angry. Please accept my deep apologies: I am sorry.

6. Send you an apology feast. Ingredients: 1 sincerity, 2 points for forgiveness. Ingredients: 3 taels required, 4 taels please. Method: Boil the jelly until it is 5 cooked, take it out with the understanding and let it sit for 6 minutes, put 7 pieces of regrets and 8 pieces of sincerity into the pot, stir-fry 9 times and it is done. Effect: Please forgive me very much.

7. Diagnosis: Dear, I have repentance syndrome. My repentance has reached an advanced stage. My apologies have begun to spread. Sincerity has eroded my brain cells and sincerity flows out of my mouth. Surgery method: artificial respiration. Please sign by family members. : Agree to forgive.

8. Give me a happy mood, so that I can learn to smile; give me the stretch of my soul, so that I can learn to show my face; give me a peaceful mind, so that I can learn to be at ease; give me a message, so that I can learn to smile. I am no longer dull; the days without you are just upset.

9. Your misunderstanding has frozen my sincere heart at the bottom of the sea. I feel the pain of loneliness, the fear of darkness, the coldness of my heart, and the suffocation of life. Please forgive me! Save me quickly. I'm out of the bottom of the sea, love me and please care about me.

10. Your fragrance attracts me; your aura fascinates me; your delicacy fascinates me; your talent conquers me; your temper scares me. ;Please calm down, don’t scare me away, please forgive me quickly!

11. I can’t let go of your kindness to me, I can’t let go of the fact that I don’t love you, I can’t let go of the past memories and current thoughts, I can’t let go of that. Bit by bit in the past, I can’t bear to part with the happiness you gave me. I don’t want to lose you, let alone lose you. Forgive me.

12. I’m sorry, I’m a despicable person, a shameless person, a person who adds insult to injury, is oblivious to the situation, ignorant of current affairs, slow to respond, and extremely stupid. It’s good that I use all the bad words about myself. For my own sake, please forgive me.

13. Your leaving has made me understand the meaning of loneliness. Your anger has made me understand what it means to regret; your indifference has made me heartbroken. Please forgive me. Let me prove myself that you are the only one in my life.

14. Dear, forgive me, please? As long as you are willing to forgive me, I will use my life’s money to make up for my mistakes. Just let me pay it back in installments slowly, and use my whole life to repay it, and I will make you happy, okay?

15. Foolish people make people sad, and smart people make people happy; I do I have been a fool once and made the person I love the most sad. I want to change my ways, be a smart person, and beg forgiveness from the person I love the most, and ask for forgiveness of my sins.

16. I will use my sincerity to call out the sleeping love, and let love be reborn in persistence; I will use my life to guard your life, and let time prove that I love you for a lifetime. Please give me another chance. Let your love and my love wake up quickly!

17. My carelessness made me walk into the forest of sadness and walk on the streets full of beautiful people. Full of sadness stayed in my heart. Please look at me Those panicked eyes, please forgive me, reply to this message and give me a greeting! Please!

18. Please don’t be indifferent to me, please don’t turn a blind eye to me, your ruthlessness has betrayed you. My true feelings; please don’t let regret become my lifelong regret. I don’t need lies to love you. Please accept my apology. I'm sorry!

19. When you ignore me, I am like a kite with a broken string, floating in the sky, but I can't escape the fate of falling to pieces. Fear occupies my heart. Please reply to your message! It's like sending a lifeline to save my anxious soul.

20. I love you so much that I can’t help it; I miss you so much that I can’t help myself; I hurt you so much that I don’t want it to be; I regret it so much that my heart is broken; I beg you, let’s forget the past; I hope you can let go of the past; waiting for you, the sea will dry up; forgive me. Me, please reply to the message! Talk about the hot mood in 2020: If you are unhappy, just bully me. Anyway, I like you so much

1. I am an emotional lunatic, and I will change hundreds of dollars for you every day All over the mood.

2. The best friendship does not start in kindergarten, but it never ends after it starts.

3. What I am worst at is comforting and retaining, so don’t feel bad and don’t leave.

4. Hard work may not necessarily lead to success, but giving up will definitely lead to failure.

5. I miss those years when the future was so distant and shapeless and we were so simple that we had no worries.

6. What you wait for too long to get is probably not what you originally wanted.

7. When I become more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

8. How many reasons do you need to find to convince yourself of the wound in your heart?

9. If you don’t take the initiative, you will lose it. If you take the initiative too much, you won’t cherish it. This is the human heart.

10. How many people love each other under the banner of friendship, and how many people express their true feelings in jokes.

11. Time is like a silent thief, stealing everything.

12. At least once in your life, you should throw away your modesty, put down your self-esteem, and destroy all your principles for someone.

13. I don’t dare to look you in the eye because I’m afraid that every look in my eyes will express my feelings.

14. When I was young, I had many dreams. When I grow up, I only dare to dream but not to think.

15. The world will not treat you better just because you are miserable.

16. The real difference is not how much backing you have, but how many people’s backing you are!

17. Friendship can become love when you step forward, but love is no longer the case when you step back. friend.

18. Things that are lost and found will never return to their original appearance.

19. We all grow up stumblingly in time, and then leave the original appearance little by little.

20. No matter how beautiful I weave the future, it will never be able to withstand the pull of reality again and again.

21. You know, when you miss the past, no one in the past has time to wait for you.

22. I want a lot of love. If not, I want a lot of money.

23. I will not keep anyone who tries to abandon me, just like I will not chew the chewing gum that I have spit out.

24. Deep affection is always let down, and extra care is never needed.

25. The math teacher walked in and said: The physical education teacher is sick, and we have math in this class. At this time, the physical education teacher opened the door carelessly and came in. When he saw the math teacher, he said: Am I sick again?

26. Those people who are described as fox friends by their parents are my unique youth.

27. Instead of swallowing your breath and saying it’s okay, it’s better to say it gracefully.

28. Only when you are not drunk can you realize that there is water flowing in the wine; only when you can't sleep can you remember who lives in your heart.

29. Everyone who has ever loved deeply lives in memories and reality.

30. Many people secretly criticize me, calling me tactful and sophisticated, but I only know one thing. If I don’t protect myself, no one in this world will protect me. .

31. Even your aunt will leave you when you get old, let alone a human being.

32. My kindness to you is different from others. I have an intention. My biggest intention is that you love me too.

33. The world does not lack me, but my world only lacks you.

34. I am looking for lost memories. Speak humanly. I'm reviewing.

35. I began to listen to some old songs and read some old books. I began to collect some yellowed photos. I began not to like telling others as much as before. I began to see clearly the indifference and indifference of people around me. I began to let the pain and hurt bloom in my heart. I began to prevent my tears from seeing the light outside. I began to take my time and not care too much when things happened. I began to learn to love myself the most. You said, Am I growing up or getting older.

36. If you have ever experienced true isolation, you will understand that tears are the most useless thing.

37. How many people said they couldn’t live without you, and where were they afterwards.

38. When someone insults you, remember that a lion will not look back just because a dog barks.

39. If you are unhappy, just bully me. Anyway, I like you so much.

40. Don’t eat what’s in the spoon, look at what’s in the pot, look at what’s in the basin, think about what’s in the bowl, and think about what’s not yet in the pot. A collection of disgusting love words and disgusting text messages

1. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sorrow flies away like a cloud.

2. Honey, I didn’t buy roses today. It doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter to you. They are really expensive on the street and you have to queue up if you want to buy them. It’s most economical to send a text message.

3. Wife, thank you for your hard work and giving me such a cute baby.

4. I am willing to stay by your side all my life, being your quilt in winter and your electric fan in summer.

5. You are not allowed to have random thoughts. My heart is so big and I only pretend to be you.

6. You are not allowed to bear the sorrow by yourself. Are my shoulders just decorations?

7. You are not allowed to get up early until I prepare breakfast and put it in front of you.

8. I don’t know how to love you, looking at you is my only way.

9. I think if I make a promise, we can be as happy as tonight for the rest of our lives.

10. You are not allowed to stay up late. Do you understand that staying up late will make you very tired? I feel sorry for you when you are tired.

11. You are always so beautiful in my heart.

12. Wife, thank you for your hard work. You prepare such delicious meals for me every day and give me a warm home.

13. I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

14. You are so beautiful that I cannot confess that I love you.

15. Baby, if I quit and you can be happy, I am willing; if you ask me to face it bravely, I am willing. Because I love you, I want you to be happy; because I love you, I want to face everything. , baby I love you!

16. Holding you is a kind of happiness, kissing you is a kind of intoxication, and loving you is an unforgettable feeling, so I will spend my whole life in exchange for this feeling!

17. No matter whether the storm comes again, let my love stay with you forever. No word commitment is needed, my heart has already been given to you. I just want to be with you in this life.

18. Love hides secrets opened for you in the palm of your hand. It has wings in the sky. A sweet and colorful garden is filled with lucky grass, because the season of encounter has the color of the arrival of roses.

19. Although our life is poor, it is precisely because of your existence that I feel very fulfilled and my life is no longer so lonely. With such care, I can go up the mountain of swords and under the fire and sea. No matter what.

20. You are the expectation of my eyes, you are the direction of my wings, you are the homecoming of my heart, you are the heartbeat of my hope when I am awake, and you are the breath of my longing when I am asleep.

21. Time plays with the heartstrings of missing you and plays the lingering feeling of loving you. No matter day or night, there has never been any change. It can withstand various experiences. There is only one sentence: forever!

22. Love doesn’t need much, as long as you are there, it’s enough!

23. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you a million times, as passionately as on the equator.

24. At this moment, I think of you again, and the feeling of missing you is a sour pain! So I can’t call you to tell you, I just want to kiss you through text!

25. May my love not be a constraint for you. Our love will last forever. I love you.

26. My dear, having you by your side in this life is like bright sunshine covering the earth, making me feel warm and happy.

27. Thousands of words cannot express how much I love you; thousands of mountains and rivers cannot stop me from loving you crazily. Baby, we should never be separated.

28. You are my priceless world, and I will never give you up.

29. I am willing to spend ten million years waiting for your smile like the warm sunshine in early spring.

30. Love makes people cry, but if I can be with you forever, even if I shed all my tears, I will have no regrets

31. My dream is To have all your wishes come true.

32. Because of you, the world becomes more cheerful, because of you, society becomes more peaceful, and because of you, I become happier.

33. If I could be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

34. I want to live such an ordinary life with you.

35. Happiness is that I love you, and then you fall in love with me.

36. When night comes, will the sea still be blue? Will the trees still be green when it snows? When you are sad, will I still be happy?

37. Come to me again when you are sure of your heart.

38. If you are always here, I will always love you.

39. I want to be you, see what you see, and love what you love.

40. Sometimes, I just want someone to hug me quietly.

41. I don’t know how to write eternity, I only know how to write your name, a thousand times and ten thousand times!

42. You are the treasure in my hand.

43. There is only one name in the world that makes me so worried, like an invisible thread, one end of which is firmly tied to the tip of my heart, and the other end is held in your hand.

44. Would you like to write your name on my marriage certificate?

45. Wife, the happiest thing in my life is that I married you.

46. You are not allowed to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest with you.

47. I won’t miss you because of the change of seasons, I won’t miss you because of the long journey, I won’t alienate you because of my busyness, and I won’t forget you because of the erosion of time. You will always be deep in my heart. spouse.

48. The flowers can’t help but fragrant, the birds can’t help flying, and I can’t help missing you. The breeze can't help blowing, the fire can't help burning, and I can't help missing you.

49. Looking at the baby, I just want to kiss you.

50. There is no reason to love you. If there is a reason, it is because of your existence. Loving you cannot be negotiated. If it can be negotiated, can I not love you?

51. There is a kind of tacit understanding called heart-to-heart connection, a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and there is a kind of longing called living like a year!

52. You will never see the time when I love you the most, because I love you only when I can’t see you.

53. If I meet you, I will hold you tightly.

54. I have never thought about glory and wealth. Being able to quietly walk through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life with the person who loves me and the person I love (you) is my only and greatest luxury.

55. Loving you is like breathing, teach me how to stop?

56. No matter how long the years and hardships go through, as long as I have you in my heart, I will be sweet.

57. I don’t want short-term tenderness, I just want your lifelong companionship.

58. What I am most happy to do every day is to miss you, miss you, and miss you again.

59. If I could have your star, I would give up the entire sky. If I could have your shell, I would give up the entire ocean.

60. There is only one name in the world that makes me so worried, like an invisible thread, one end is firmly tied to the tip of my heart, and the other end is held in your hand.