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Euphemistic words to describe lazy and late risers.

1. I don't want to get up, I want to sleep until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

Every day, 10 thousand people don't want to wake up, and 100 thousand people don't want to get up.

3. In the early morning, the clouds are full of air, and the girl whose earth peaks are like skirts and veils is sleepy and graceful.

4. The next morning, Angela came home with sleepy Sasha Milla, kicked her into the room, and poured her a glass of ice water. Misha just woke up.

5. There are always a few days every year when you don't want to grow up; There are always days in a month when I don't want to go to work; I don't want to get up every week.

6. Sometimes someone needs to take the lead, such as getting up in the morning.

7. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

8. The girl on the bed moved her eyelashes slightly, and then nothing happened. After a while, she finally struggled to open her eyes. The dazzling sunshine made her unaccustomed. Unconsciously, she closed her eyes again and then tried to open them slowly.

9. It's time to get up with perseverance and take a shower. ...

10. When you are struggling to get up, I am still struggling in bed, hungry, but I don't want to get up (∞).

1 1. It is the season to get up and take a bath. . . . .

12. I can't even grasp myself when I get up. When happiness comes, can you still grasp it? Whether you get up or not is your business, I don't care.

13. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting texts, from all WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

14. When the phone rang, I looked at my watch gloomily. It wasn't morning yet.

15. Open lazy eyes, scratch messy hair, stretch, yawn and get out of bed.

16. People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life.

17. I have been suffering from insomnia recently./kloc-I wake up every 0/6 hours.

18. Look at the Forbes Rich List every morning when you get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

19. Get up, swing and get dressed sleepily.

20. Get up every day and put on a beloved quilt: a drama of heart abuse, body abuse and love abuse that haunts you and me.

2 1. There are always a few days every year, and I don't want to grow up; There are always days in a month when I don't want to go to work; I don't want to get up every week.

22. Dear households with difficulty in getting up: It took you * * * minutes to get up this time, and you have already defeated% of users in the country. There are * * * students in the dormitory who failed to get up and are restarting the dormitory next door. All users crashed.

23. Since I set the alarm clock to restless, I have been rolling and crawling out of bed every day.

24. Getting up should be: wake up naturally, feel the surroundings with your eyes closed, or have birds singing on sunny days, or hit the window eaves on cloudy days with cold rain. Take a nap if you are still sleepy, or you can think about something. Twist a few brand-new sleeping positions, stretch, yawn, watch your mobile phone and listen to music, or talk and laugh with people at the bedside and get out of bed happily. Instead of: before dawn, the alarm clock rang, you jumped out of bed in a panic, your body was fast, and your soul was lying there unprepared. It's called playing dead.

25. Later, Ya Ya finally opened her eyes, half asleep. She looked at Chen Xiao, lovingly raised her hand and rubbed her eyes-she finally woke up completely this time.

26. Later, Ya Ya finally opened her eyes, half asleep. She looked at Chen Xiao, lovingly raised her hand, rubbed her eyes, and finally woke up completely this time.

27. Spring is the season when a hundred flowers blossom. Roses attract people with their unique charm. In the morning, dew appears on the rose. When the first ray of sunshine in the morning shines on the rose, the dew gives off dazzling light, making the rose look exquisite without losing its noble and elegant temperament.

28. The latest version of Get Up is very funny. There is a slacker who doesn't want to get up around every alarm clock.