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In the face of children, what have you encountered that you want to cry without tears?
I woke up after a nap that day and found that my son, who had always been noisy, suddenly stopped moving. I found no one in every room at home. Finally, I opened the kitchen door and found that this product was actually making fried dough sticks with short video of mobile phone! Most of the bags of flour left at home are gone, a big basin is full of mud, and more than a dozen eggs are rotten. Every corner, the face is covered with powder, everywhere. I was just about to get angry, and this guy said innocently? Mom, I'll make you fried dough sticks to eat. ? Then why do you make so much flour? ? I don't know, this video says that if there is more water, put the noodles, and if there is more water, put the water. The result is like this ...? I treat you to fried dough sticks. I fired all his live noodles that day and let this Xiong Haizi eat for half a month. Now I cry when I see fried dough sticks.
There are even more deadly online classes. Every day chickens fly and dogs jump, which makes my throat smoke. I can't wait to kick him out of the house. Look at his homework. Which one is useful? ... sometimes ... sometimes ... Make sentences. Guess how this product is written? My mother is sometimes beautiful and sometimes ugly. ? It's about to explode. Come on, tell me, when am I ugly? Are you as black as your mother? He also gave me a serious explanation. My mother is beautiful every time she goes out, but ugly at home. Look at you now. You have booger next to your nose. ? Don't stop me, I must kill this unfilial son today!
It is said that children are angels, but this one of mine is probably here to collect debts. I can't get by without being angry every day. I am a bitch, too. I'm tired of seeing this little thing, and I still want to see it when I can't see it. Poor people carry on the family line, only hope that children can understand something and grow up happily.
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