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Tik Tok's self-deprecating sentence is very short.

Tik Tok's self-deprecating sentence is very short (I) 1. Suddenly, I found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

It's cold, remember to put on more clothes, especially when changing seasons, otherwise you will catch a cold, infect me and blow your head off.

From now on, I am no longer greedy, but I just love to eat.

Time flies, you will grow up after one year, but your naive idea has never changed. Why are you so persistent and digging hard? Obviously, there was no later.

Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

6. Shame, regret, regret, regret, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.

7. In front of that winner, I will always be a loser.

8. Two crumbling houses; Someone who speaks with a southern accent and a northern accent.

9. Smoking a cigarette shortens life span by 5 seconds, and smiling will prolong life span 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and earn back 5 seconds for my life.

10. Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

1 1. The reason why I am single: I like someone; I like being alone now.

12. The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li!

13. No matter who says I'm stupid, I like to make friends with 2B.

14. There are pits everywhere.

15. That ridiculous expectation and the rising radian of the corners of the mouth are really sad and self-deprecating.

16. No pain, no injustice.

17. The ice stung my soul and made me endure the pain of numbness forever. There are many ways to live. I haven't forgotten the flapping of my wings, I think. -I suddenly thought of her death, but immediately blamed myself and repented.

18. I looked at my yesterday and lost my tomorrow.

19. Our biggest rival in love is not the third party, but the years.

20. 【 how can I comfort you, so lost remorse. ]

Tik Tok's self-deprecating sentence is very short (below) 2 1. The lonely shadow of a pen by the window is a book. The quiet and empty moon turns into an arc at the end of the night, and it is another spring, and the dead wood is free.

22. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

23. Why do you want to be invisible? Because in this case, at least I can think that you didn't send it to me because I wasn't there.

24. I'm so stupid, really. All I know is that an old lady who falls on the street can't easily help. I don't know if the seemingly poor hitchhiker is actually more dangerous. It's only personal behavior for some old ladies to cheat others, but fishing law enforcement is not alone, with a team behind him. It's an out-and-out organized and premeditated behavior. I don't know when I am in danger, but I also take the initiative to jump into the trap. I wonder how many law enforcement officers are laughing at me for being stupid.

25. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and at night to scare ghosts.

26. What we are pursuing, for a long time, is like a joke to amuse ourselves.

27. You really can't live without me. You just need a recreational toy-Yuangui when you are bored.

28. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

29. Remember, firstly, I am always right, and secondly, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

30. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

3 1. I thought I was always so lonely and didn't like to stay, but later I found out that I had never been firmly chosen.

32. Invisible scars hurt the most, and tears that can't flow out are the most sour.

Don't tell me that you are virtuous, you are simply too idle to know anything.

There are so many life guides in the world, but I am in The Journey to the West.

35. You said something casually, but I was seriously sad for a long time.

36. Time is an impartial monitor, monitoring all sentient beings.

37. Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, it's wrong for you to follow me.

38. When you stop yourself from thinking about someone, that's actually the beginning of missing.

39. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

I don't even have a life. Where can I get my love life?

Tik Tok's self-deprecating sentence is very short (Part III) 4 1. My life could have been smoother. If I hadn't been dragged down by this fat body, I could have run so slowly.

42. People will grow up after all, and years will peel off the amber-like skin, so that the hard body that can resist the secular can break out of the cocoon and vent its strength to the world with a fierce attitude, venting its aggressive youth.

43. Young man, get up early. Don't let time take away your ambition. Old, watching others' wealth blossom, alone.

44. Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, flowers bloom and fall.

45. I'm curious, where did you find all your things? I once had a deer hit it, but now it's okay. It was killed.

46. I am not single. I have a girl with a hard disk.

47. After the pain and regret, what do I have left, a scarred self?

48. In an argument, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a step gun and a machine gun.

49. Single reason: I liked a person originally; I like being alone now.

50. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself for not keeping you.

5 1. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

52. When I get rich, let's buy two lollipops. 1 Let me show you and eat. 1 Let me eat for you.

53. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

54. It is natural to leave. Everyone is a passer-by. The footprints left by passers-by in life constitute beautiful memories and ourselves. Parting and reunion are constant scenes in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

55. There was once a sister who always asked me to help her install software, system, computer, debris and junk files. At first, I thought this girl was too stupid, but now I know that I am too stupid.

56. It seems that after several generations of reincarnation, suddenly looking back, that person is behind her, where the sun rises, stopping to wait and never giving up.

57. I always feel like mud, and when it rains, it becomes mushy.

58. We use emotion to close the distance, but we use comparison to create the distance. Like a merry-go-round, we can never get close to each other. What's the point of winning or losing?

59. Life is not just the present, but also poetry and distance, but your poetry is terrible and you can't go far away. You have no choice but to get along.

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent. ...

Tik Tok's self-deprecating sentence is very short (Chapter 4) 6 1. It's like I'm drunk, 18 years old and still sad. -Li Zhi's pencil

62. I'm in a mess now. Some people can't get out and some people can't get in.

63. Don't blame yourself for being too emotional. You are just too worthless to let go of someone who doesn't love you.

64. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you!

65. I have made up my mind to start an internet company when I grow up. The name is "Muer" and it will thunder.

66. Sensitive people love to entertain foolish ideas, while soft-hearted people love to ask for it.

67. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, with blood and tears.

68. It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

69. My face is so clean that flies will die if they lie there. Sadly, my pocket is cleaner than my face.

70. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

7 1. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried what is called jealousy.

72. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my legs and didn't even find a copper coin.

73. I try to lose weight every day except when I eat, and you say I have no perseverance?

74. The heart is full of sunshine, and the place where the sun shines is desolate.

75. Like is the last unwillingness, and deep love is the last sadness.

76. I don't even know how to laugh. Who are you to cry? -Feng

77. I am willing to hold the hand of this person around me for the rest of my life. If there is really a God on the top of your head, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.

78. Some people, some feelings, miss once, maybe they are wrong in this life.

79. 12 You exist to prove to us that the world is big and there are miracles everywhere! !

80. I 100% turned my head. When I see a handsome guy, I turn my head.

The complete sentences of Tik Tok and network celebrities, the classic short sentences popular in Tik Tok, must be praised.

1. I propose a toast to the past. This story is not credible to you.

The road is wet, as if someone is crying sadly.

Accompany you to finish this road, and I will become the road you pass by. From then on, there was a sea of people, never to return.

You have your happiness and I have my point of no return.

Love words scattered by the wind are hoarse after all, and people who go far do not love them.

If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to defeat him.

7. Later, I tasted bitter wine myself, and I blocked the wind and waves!

8. Don't care what others think. You are the king.

9. Don't compare others with me. After all, I'm nobody else.

10. Because of helplessness, let it be; Because there is no expectation, let nature take its course.

1 1. Never overestimate your position in other people's minds. Maybe you are nothing, not much more than you, not much less than you.

12. Don't be curious about me.

13. It is also the first time to be a man. Why should I let you go?

14. Stay if you like, and leave if you are tired. Talk too much and ask too much. To disagree is to disagree.

15. How can different roads lead to the same goal? Even if there is a breakup, don't live up to the meeting.

16. Don't blow mild wind or drink hard liquor for the rest of your life.

17. Turn back if you can't walk. If you love someone you can't love, just let go. If you don't get a response, you will stop.

18. growth may be to let go of your likes and learn to shut up.

19. No one cares whether you are happy or not, only whether you have money or not.

20. Through this gloomy time, I hope I can share joys and sorrows.

2 1. Woman, you should live with dignity, laugh at others and cry to yourself.

Even if 10,000 people don't like me, it's not your turn to lecture me.

23. Do you think I am annoying because I am not strong enough?

24. A friend who knows your tears is better than a group of friends who only know your smile. I hope that after many years, I will still be my old friend with my old wine.

I really need advice, but it's not you pointing fingers.

26. A smile is like a band-aid. Although the wound was covered, the pain still existed. I am a person who often laughs, but I am not a person who is always happy.

No matter how heavy the wound is, it will heal one day. Unfortunately, it will follow you until the end of your life.

Tik Tok praised the tenderness of the sea.

Tik Tok praised the bidding copy of Ocean (Part I) 1. The sea, the sea and the angel don't know why I am so infatuated with you. In the future, I will give my blessing to you and the sea. When you understand the sea, you will understand those positive and sunny sentences, giving people hope and a positive attitude.

2. Dim street lamps, smoky sea. The waves rolled and called softly. Call some sad, some sad.

Looking forward to flowing between the sea and the sky, hoping to sing there, just like the sweet call of a mermaid in the depths of the sea. Blue waves reflect the waiting of love, and the mixed blue wind floats in life.

It's almost dusk. At this time, the sea looks like wearing an orange shiny dress, which sets off the charm of the sea.

5. The sea is so blue, like a crystal jewel; The sea is really strange, like a sacred place with rich treasures; The sea is so beautiful, just like a picture with interlaced shadows.

6. The wind blows gently, and the sea sleeps in the cradle of the wind.

7. Then, a piece of yellow sand and dark blue water came into our eyes. Like a lake, but bigger than a lake, like a river, but bluer than a river. Seagulls are flying on the distant sea. When I came to the seaside, the waves beat my feet. I walked on the wet beach, leaving a small footprint at first, which was washed away by the waves and finally disappeared.

8. There are no whales on the shore of Lake Baikal, and there will be no more you in my world.

9. Whenever rows of waves surge in. The glow reflected from the peak is red and bright, just like a burning flame, flashing, rolling and disappearing.

10. Who says blue equals sadness? Look at the sky and the ocean.

1 1. You are the sea, and I am immersed in you like a reef.

12. I spent the best time rushing to the sea and the longest time choosing to forget.

13. After reading countless sentences about the sea, it is better to press the shutter once to keep the summer and the sea.

14. I will accompany you at every meaningful moment and stay away from mountains and seas.

15. Walking barefoot slowly by the sea, quietly listening to the sound of the waves beating against the rocks, just like the piano music played by the pianist, this harmonious scenery can be described as "golden sands and blue seas, wide seas and broad skies". Won't you be deeply intoxicated by everything here?

16. This ever-changing sea spreads endlessly, sometimes turning into tender purple, sometimes into smoky white, and sometimes covered with a layer of blue.

17. The sea is unknown, and people also need this spirit. The sea is all-encompassing, so her children are all over the world, making contributions to mankind silently, but never asking for anything. As the mother of all things, the sea silently contributes to all things.

18. The sea is mysterious and full of weather. Sometimes it is magnificent, sometimes it is as level as a mirror. I like watching the sea. As long as I have time, I must go to see the sea and listen to the roaring sound of the sea, as if I heard a symphony, so loud.

19. Everyone may have a lonely and free sea in his heart. We often dive alone in the middle of the night, and sometimes we miss the lights on land because we dive too deep. Most people spend their lives shuttling between the two.

20. There is happiness in the coolness and warmth, and there is also the glory of love in the turbulent waves; Dreams bloom in the torrent of the deep sea, and the songs sung are fairy tales of true feelings.

Tik Tok praised the bidding copy of Haiyang (Part II) 2 1. The wind caresses the satin chest of the sea affectionately, the sun warms it with its own warm light, and the sea breathes like a dream under the gentle power of these caresses, filling the boiling air with evaporated salt. The pale green waves rushed to the yellow sand, splashing white foam, dissipating gently on the hot beach and wetting the beach.

22. At night, in the dark blue sea, the stars are a mysterious seaside night, a mysterious and profound dream woven by the sea.

23. The sea, I like you, like your broad palm, like your broad mind, like everything about you.

24. Flocks of fish are swimming happily in the water, and there are three or five seagulls hovering in the sky. The small waves stirred by layers on the sea surface are like white lotus, and carefree clouds in the sky drift aimlessly in the air. Everything in the sea, everything in the sky and everything on the ground created this peaceful and beautiful world.

25. Go to see the sea this summer, let the sea breeze convey gentle joy, and all lovely people come out to bask in the sun.

26. Sometimes the sun goes into the clouds, but its light shoots down from the clouds and hits the water directly. It's not easy to tell clear water from sky at this time, because I only see a light.

27. I come from the sea, and the waves are full of sleeves.

28. I like its quiet appearance and roaring appearance ... Looking at the open and boundless sea in the past, it is majestic and boundless, and the narrow, crowded and noisy city is completely forgotten.

29. The sea is excited by strong wind like boiling water, turning over the bottom and shaking the world.

30. I came to this world with my bare hands, eager to find Na Pianhai.

3 1. The whale's landing is the last tenderness left by the whale to the sea.

32. I don't know why, there is always an idea and a desire to see the sea. It is a lonely and quiet journey for a person to keep his heart talking to himself.

33. The flower shop is closed, the flowers continue to bloom, the sea has withered, and the Neptune is still there.

34. In my opinion, there is only one horizontal line, where the sky meets the sea and where the clouds meet the waves. At this time, there are no complicated quarrels and noises on the beach. Everyone looked at the sea with deep affection, and even two little boys who were fighting over trifles shed tears in the face of the sea.

35. Good weather and beautiful scenery at sea. You can get different feelings when you look at the sea from different angles. "The white dove is rippling on the calm roof." This sentence is the first sentence of the famous French symbolist poet Valery. He compared the sea to a roof, and the waves turned into doves. Rambo, a talented boy, imagines himself as a drunken boat floating on the sea. He described the sea in a sailor's eyes like this: "I am familiar with the sky split under lightning, wild waves, rapids and tornadoes;" I am familiar with dusk and dawn as exciting as a flock of pigeons. I have seen wonders that people can only imagine! "

36. Smoke waves are connected to Tianhe, and huge waves are connected to the earth.

37. The sea is so beautiful and quiet, but people can always find her different beauty. Let's feel the beauty of nature together! In the future, the sea will be bluer and the grass will be greener, and we will live in a beautiful world.

38. The waves are stroking the child's feet and tickling him!

39. It is ordinary, it is ordinary, but the sea is so full of charm, with a charm and a feeling of being born.

40. Sometimes when the waves go too far, Mother Sea will cry loudly.

Tik Tok praised the tender copy of the sea (Part III) 4 1. Gradually, the tide receded, the sea returned to calm, and the sea in the sunset was so soft and quiet. The returning ship breaking the surface, white seagulls circled, and pedestrians gradually left.

During the summer vacation, my family and I came to Qingdao, a beautiful coastal city. It's beautiful here! Seen from a distance, the sea is blue and bright blue. There is a poem that says it well: the stone goes through the sky, the waves break, and there are thousands of snow rolls. This is probably the scene!

43. Sitting by the sea, the waves beat on my chest and back, just like my mother's hand stroking me. At this time, I think this sea is completely different from the sea in novels and movies. It is not fierce, nor terrible. I lay on the beach, just like lying in a cradle, lying in my mother's arms.

44. When I came to the seaside, I looked around. The sea and the sky are the same color, vast and boundless, and the sea and the sky meet. On the sea, small white sails are swaying in the sea, and only seagulls hover in the air for a while before flying to the sea to fish and play. The sea is undulating, and the waves like hills beat the beach violently like furious lions, and then returned to the sea quietly like shy girls.

45. Mysterious, beautiful, charming, sea, love your pure and clean stream, sea, love your mysterious charm; Sea, love your kindness, nobility, sea, love your deep hiding.

46. After a dangerous and difficult voyage, there are still hot shochu in the sea breeze and a beautiful and mysterious fairy tale world under the starry sky. Shells, beaches, waves. There is also our gentle and eternal dream in the gentle sea breeze, which is the totem that we human beings will never fade. Facing the vast sound of the sea, we human beings are proud.

47. Lazy waves are coming at your feet lovingly, licking the golden beaches along the coast.

48. How charming the sea is this morning! The sea is so blue, like a broad blue silk, all the way to the horizon. Seagulls are flying around the sea as if to embroider beautiful patterns on blue silk. The sound of the sea sounds like a lullaby sung by Mother Moonlight. I sat on the beach, watching the blue sea, listening to the sound of the sea, breathing the fresh air by the sea, and the smooth sand seemed to kiss my little feet. Very comfortable. Dad's shouts in the distance interrupted my reverie. They have gone to sea.

49. Rows of huge waves hit the rocks. It rained in Mao Mao.

50. The wind in long summer is the sea in late summer.

5 1. Vast starry sky, sunset, waves and beaches.

52. Seen from a distance, the sea is blue, like a sapphire, boundless. Looking at the sea at close range, the sea is not as dark blue as it was just now, but a grayish brown with a little white, and I can't tell what color it is. A gust of wind roared past, and the sea rolled up waves as white as snow. The sea is really unpredictable. Blue for a while, gray for a while, and white for a while.

53. The darkness before dawn gradually receded, and there was a light between the sea and the sky, like a lighted torch, burning with dark blue sea-gray clouds. The fire is spreading, and with the passage of time, the whole eastern sky is burning red. This is the dawn, this is the solemn ceremony of the sun god. In the silent and gorgeous rainbow, the sun rises from Ran Ran, the bedroom of the sea, and Haitian suddenly shines. Last night's oblique wind and drizzle have already sneaked into the earth in this light, turned into showers and melted into the vitality of all things.

54. Only when I got on the ferry did I find that the sea brought me more surprises than that. The sea seems upside down, and the fish and shrimp in the sea are like seagulls and geese in the sky; And the billowing waves on the sea are like white clouds in the sky; The ferry at sea is like an airplane in the sky; And the whole blue sea is like an endless sky.

I came to the earth to see the sea.

56. From time to time, the nearby waves rushed to the beach, chasing and playing with each other, hitting the rocks and making bursts of cheerful sounds, as if welcoming the arrival of distant guests; The waves in the distance are one after another, row after row, chasing each other and rushing endlessly. It's really beautiful.

57. Walking, walking in the corner of the sea, is also walking in the heart of the sea. At this moment, you will naturally melt the ego like a drop of water and a dewdrop and become invisible, so you can enjoy the world and participate in nature. So, although you are not the sea at this time, you are also the sea, because you no longer exist, only the water in the sea is the same as the sky, and the road is infinite.

58. I hope you have a balcony full of sunset, sparkling sea, and me who is not good at words.

59. The sea is full of enthusiasm for every drop of water, so it has become a paradise for water.

60. Dive into your dreams and stay with you forever.

Tik Tok praised 60 most popular sentences.

The most popular sentence in Tik Tok (1) 1. It's not who can't live without who, but who can't let go of who.

2. If a person thinks too much, he will lose the pleasure of being a man.

If something makes you feel ugly, don't do it. If a person makes you unlovable, leave him.

I will never cut my hair short. I always think that short hair belongs to a very beautiful woman. I can only cover my ugly face with long hair.

The best preservation in the world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and more lovely person.

6. I learn not to provoke others, but it doesn't mean that I am trampled.

7. You can't give a person happiness, but at least you can make way for her.

8. Man, don't be self-righteous, everyone will turn when the earth leaves!

9. Backlighting is never just the past, not the future.

10. I thought strawberry jam was the sweetest thing in the world, but I didn't think it was you.

1 1. Is it the pursuit of the wind or the tree forgot to stay?

12. Even if I try my best to keep it, I will still leave, and no one will stay for anyone.

13. Love is the reason why we live in this world.

14. Work hard day after day, and then the wind and water will flourish. All beings are suffering and can't give up.

15. One day, you will face the pain of the past with a smile. You will thank the people who left you. He doesn't deserve your love, hello or infatuation. After all, he is not the one who is meant to be. Fortunately, he is not.

16. I will keep beautiful things in my 256MB memory card forever.

17. I like duplicity so much because I want you to spoil me.

18. Because I know you are an anxious child, I dare not fly too far when I put the thread in your hand.

19. Women dare to go because they are sure that men will turn back. Men don't look back, but they dare not leave because they are sure of women.

20. There is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of pain after letting go.

The most popular sentence encyclopedia of Tik Tok (2) 1. Man, you must get rid of this thinking problem, or you will die. Don't think too much about what you shouldn't.

2. The layout determines the outcome, the direction determines the future, and the mode determines the success or failure.

3. A person has at least one dream and one strong reason. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere.

4. Life is not a clear sky in Wan Li, there will always be storms.

I used to think that the hands holding hands would never get lost in my life. Unexpectedly, I let go of each other's hands halfway and went to their respective intersections.

6. Be knowledgeable, interrogate, think carefully, distinguish clearly, and do it.

7. The growth of every big tree must accept the sunshine and endure the wind and rain.

8. Don't let down your best self at the best age.

9. Perhaps what is disappointing is the illusion itself.

10. Don't live in other people's thoughts, but follow your heart and intuition bravely.

1 1. The unreasonable result is nothing.

12. When winter comes, no one will knit me a scarf, so I'll buy one myself.

13. We are: the best result, the best gift.

14. Everyone has a glorious moment. Don't treat a moment as eternity.

15. People still have to be optimistic. When they are heartbroken, they say to themselves that it is safe to be broken.

16. Anything that confuses you is enough to destroy you. Softness is a disease, and affection is fatal.

17. Some people may not be really kind, but they just have no chance to wander.

18. Cherishing and letting go are the only processes in life.

19. It's not that life is so miserable, but that you just look at sadness with sad eyes.

20. I have probably experienced too many disappointments, and now I think of bad results in everything I do.

Tik Tok's favorite sentence (3) 1. If everything goes according to plan, who will work hard?

2. Reading is nourishing the soul in a sense.

You and I both go home at night, so we are lucky to wait for dawn together.

4. Many people love someone by mistake because they are lonely, but more people are lonely all their lives because they love someone by mistake.

5. Relying on the mountain will fall, relying on water will flow, and relying on yourself will never fall.

6. True beauty is not the face of youth, but the blooming mind.

7. It is never unforgivable to worry about other people's feelings. Emotion is a luxury, and some people have never been in love in their lives. Love is like a flower in a vase, it can't last forever.

8. I used to try my best to please me because I was always afraid that others would not like me. If I am misunderstood, I can't wait to explain immediately. Now, as I get older, I'm getting bigger and bigger. If you don't like it, you don't like it.

9. Being a low-key person and doing high-profile things is called being the master.

10. Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

1 1. People are like this. Sometimes, it's not that they don't want to talk, because talking is complaining. It's no use talking. You have to work as usual and earn money.

12. I would rather be proud and moldy than fall in love with injustice.

13. You may not have happy things every day, but you need to laugh every day.

14. What is restored will never return to its original state.

15. We didn't know what we had until we lost it.

16. How much love can there be? Please cherish the lover around you now.

17. Success will never give up, and quitters will never succeed.

18. There are always regrets in life, so why force those that don't belong to us.

19. No matter how good it was yesterday, you can't walk back. No matter how difficult tomorrow is, you should keep your feet up and continue.

20. In life, there are always some dark tunnels that need to be crossed by yourself.

2 1. Don't worry, don't make do, fate has come, and we will be together. May we hold hands sweetly, and may our affection not be disappointed.

22. I have been silent for too long, but I can't find a reason to be sad.

23. People don't mind what they can't get. After getting it, I care a little about everything.

24. Everyone has a wound in his heart, where the sky once fell.

25. Persistence is more important than persistence.