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I feel carsick. How to say this humorous sentence?

1, obviously carsick, how can it be particularly comfortable to take the bus now?

2. I can't blame myself for getting carsick on an empty stomach, but I braked too hard.

3. I arrived smoothly and was on the road all day. Fortunately, I felt a little carsick only for 2 hours.

On the way to hell, I got carsick! Take a fucking long walk or you won't get to the grave!

It suddenly occurred to me that the only special similarity in gay friends was that everyone had the habit of eating sugar and getting carsick. ?

6. I get carsick when I get stuck in traffic jams ... This time I took a taxi for half an hour, and I actually got dizzy. Is it because you are in a bad mood?