How lazy can a person be?

A person's choice of laziness proves that he has no goal in life, and indeed everyone comes to this world passively. However, when he becomes an adult, he can choose to live with value or live with the dead. Although everyone in society may not be able to achieve his goals and ideals, he can certainly prove the value of his existence, so a lazy person must have no value and meaning, and he will not have real fun.

Lazy to the extreme, you have to feed your meals, let alone wash and dress. Everything in life needs service.

We have a little story about a lazy man here, which is also a little joke. I want to share it with you, hoping to make my friends laugh.

In ancient times, there was a father and son who lived alone. Father can support his family by doing some small business. This son is notoriously lazy. When he was seventeen or eighteen, he was too lazy to take care of himself. Everything in his life needs his father's care.

Once my father had something to go out for a few days, and he was afraid of starving lazy children! So I made a big cake and hung it around my son's neck, hoping that my lazy son would not be hungry when he came back.

Who knows, when he came home from work, his lazy son starved to death. He only ate the cake in front of his mouth, and the cake behind him was too lazy to turn to the front of his mouth to eat, so his lazy son was hung around his neck by the cake and starved to death.

Most of my friends have heard this little story, but I just want to make my friends smile. Don't spray if you don't like it

This woman I am talking about should not be extreme, but she is really lazy, at least the laziest daughter-in-law I have ever seen.

Before this woman got married, she had a small stall selling clothes. After getting married, she resigned and became a full-time wife. Other people's full-time wives cook, wash clothes, clean, take care of children and wait on their husbands. She only does one thing every day, and that is playing mahjong.

I cleaned the house occasionally when I first got married, and then I didn't clean it at all. The house is like a doghouse, and there is no place to sit. There are clothes and socks on the sofa, coffee table, dining table and chair, which are usually packed by her husband.

Her husband is very busy at work and often works overtime. If he doesn't come home after working overtime for several days, his family will be out of shape. Because of laziness, she hardly cooks, either eating a few mouthfuls at mahjong or eating at other people's homes.

Her greatest advantage is that she is not picky about food and eats whatever she has, no matter how good or bad. As long as the clothes can be worn, she doesn't mind washing them or not.

When she was pregnant, she was too lazy to be amazing. Apart from walking to the mahjong room, she can hardly be seen walking. She asked her husband to buy a lot of things she wanted to eat and pile them on the coffee table so that she could lie on the sofa and get snacks. The trash can is at hand, which is convenient for putting garbage.

After the birth of the child, she took it for a while in the month, and almost all of them were "free-range" in the future. She can leave her children at other people's homes all day and play mahjong by herself. After the child can walk, she even "released" the child. As long as she goes home at night, she will eat at anyone's house.

She even asked children under three to buy her instant noodles just because she didn't want to go downstairs.

Her husband told her many times because she was lazy, and she didn't bother to answer back. You said yours, so what should I do? Later, her husband stopped talking and let her go.

This woman is lazy and famous in our community, but she is not bad, loyal to her husband and kind-hearted. So although everyone complained about her laziness, they didn't hate her much.

Everyone knows that she is lazy and good at taking care of children. Basically, children eat at whoever they go to play. Her children can be said to have grown up eating hundreds of meals.

It is said that lazy people are blessed with laziness, which seems to be confirmed in her body. Her husband doesn't like her laziness in cleaning up the mess. After more than ten years, the relationship between husband and wife has been very stable.

Children go to junior high school and are very sensible. He often takes the initiative to help his father clean and tidy up the housework. She still loves her mahjong career.

Dude, it's really hard to say. Laziness and diligence are largely due to habits, but their fates are quite different.

Everyone has his own life.