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Taobao customers think that express delivery is too slow. How to answer?

You can answer that, dear. Our package is being sent to you at full speed. Please be patient. Our package is bigger every day. We will help you follow up the situation as soon as possible and urge the courier to deliver the package to you as soon as it arrives.

I hate meeting this kind of buyer. If you are picky about eggs, you'd better go to a physical store to buy them yourself, so you don't have to wait for the bag, sand sculpture buyer. )