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The classic quotations from friends circle advertising are very common.

1. When I earned 3 yuan in January, you earned 5, yuan; What do you think you can do with that little salary? Wechat business can't do it. I have to support my family. I said nothing. Take your time. I can see my future. When I earn 4 in the second month, you earn 5; You said Wechat business was not bad, but there were no formal jobs for people to do. I said nothing. Take your time. I can see my future. After four months, my income is 1, yuan, and your salary is still 5, yuan. You said that Wechat business is really good, but look at how much you have paid, how relaxed I am. I get a newspaper and a glass of water at work, and it's nothing after work. I said nothing. Take your time. I know my future. A year later, my income exceeded 5 thousand, which is ten times your salary! You say Wechat business is great, you can. I can't. I don't have the perseverance. After two years, my income exceeded 1,, which is your salary for two years. After three years, my income exceeded one million, which is your income for decades. Traveling everywhere, you really earn three years a year, five years in three years, ten years in five years, and running with the earth in your arms in ten years! You said Wechat business was great. If you had forced me to do it, I would have done it better than you now, because I have a wide network of contacts, and I blame you for not forcing me. Go back to three years ago. Do I dare to force you? I'm afraid we can't even be friends! So now it's you and me three years ago! Go back in time, do you dare to make a life choice?

2. Since I became a Wechat business, I have less contact with my former friends. It's not that I don't want to contact you. I just feel that I want to sell my products when I contact you! Many people see people who advertise in their circle of friends and think, this person just wants to earn my [emoticon]. I want to say that I can't make a fortune because of your order, and I won't go bankrupt without your order. You can buy it or not. I am still me! Friends are friends, and business is business. I thank my friends who have been paying attention to and supporting me, and thank you for your trust. I also thank those partners who have never met before for supporting and trusting me.

3. I wandered in the street last night and wanted to go to the supermarket to buy some food. As soon as I felt that I didn't have any money, I called my family to send some money and waited in the street. I saw several groups of people burning paper to pay homage to their loved ones. I went over to chat with an old man. The old man said, I am sending money to my family. The old man asked me what I am doing here so late. I said: I am waiting for my family to send me money. The old man turned pale and ran away. I quickly explained and shouted: Don't run, Grandpa, I'm really waiting for my family to send me money! Suddenly, all the paper burners ran away ...

4. Many people want to be Wechat business. Let me just say that there are too few people in my circle, and I'm afraid I can't do it! Girl, you have denied yourself before you start. In fact, you can't do many things without connections, but you can have connections after doing many things! Many people have reversed the order and have been waiting for the nobles to help them achieve their lives. ? You should know that a noble person will not help an idle person. Believe: people! The harder you work, the luckier you are! [emoticon] [emoticon] Good morning [Sun] [Sun ]

5. Up to now, the population of Wechat business in China has reached more than 9 million. At present, it is only concentrated in first-and second-tier cities, and many third-and fourth-tier cities are not popular, so the market potential of Wechat business is huge! ! Wechat business is popular because everyone can start a business at home and be a boss.

6. The poor will only teach you how to be poorer! Card friends will only urge you to play cards! Drinking friends will only urge you to drink! And successful people will teach you how to succeed! The greatest luck in life is not to pick up money or win prizes, but to have someone who can take you to a higher platform.