Summarize 40 humorous sentences expressing narcissism.

Humorous sentences expressing narcissism 1. Before you come near me, you should think clearly that there is nothing but handsome me.

2. Now I am, you love to ignore me. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

3. The electric fan is man's best friend. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly. The fan shook its head silently all night.

4. Even the questions in my exam are like this: Question: Make the most handsome appearance, A: Don't do it, now it is, Question: Make the ugliest appearance, A: Don't do it, no matter how you do it, it won't be ugly.

I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

6. Despair in life is just to add a little hope in despair and become more desperate.

7. I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.

8. Never talk to your wife about your ex-girlfriend. It is a lie to say that you are not angry!

9. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

10. Me: well-proportioned, handsome, big-eyed, absolutely beautiful, bold and charming in complexion, strong in body, strong in arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in wildness and dissolute in depression. I am simply a role model for men and a gospel for women ~

1 1. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local authorities, which reported it to the central emergency meeting and awarded the most handsome medal!

12. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

13. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

14. Don't make me wait, because you know I will wait for you.

15. I am really bored to death. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

16. I took a beautiful photo of myself today. It's really beautiful.

17. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for being ungrateful. My style is limited edition.

18. Farting is the best way to verify whether love is transformed into affection.

19. Everyone will be hurt when growing up. We have just set sail and must learn to be strong.

20. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

Humorous sentences expressing narcissism 2 1. Don't talk, feel my handsomeness with your heart.

22. No matter how personalized my signature is, I can't sign the sadness in my heart!

23. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.

24. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

25. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

26. Don't be infatuated with elder brother. Brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

28. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

29. The child's words are unscrupulous. What they blurted out was unthinking, and what they outlined was a full-fledged but affectionate ID.

30. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

3 1. One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau, always chasing him. Andy Lau is missing. As soon as the tiger turned around and saw that I was handsome and cool, he pushed me forward and laughed. "Don't think I don't know you because you have become more handsome, son?

32. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

33. I hope you can grab my collar and be domineering, even arrogant, and tell me that those snacks are all for me.

34. Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

35.what are you doing? I'm looking in the mirror. Then why did you close your eyes? I'm watching me sleep.

36. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

37. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.

38. You can be infatuated with me because I have no sister-in-law.

39. "Why are you so short?" "because I have been in the mini!"

Humorous sentences about fines for car violations: talk about and summarize forty sentences.

Humorous sentences about fines for car violations (I) 1. Don't seek temporary benefits when taking risks, and don't seek temporary benefits when operating illegally.

2. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!

3. One person keeps the car for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.

Traffic safety is everyone's business.

5. Safe production is glorious, and illegal operation is shameful.

6. From 8: 00 pm to 3: 00 am, the number limit was fined 100, and it took 8 hours to go back and forth for 44 kilometers, not counting the fuel cost, which exceeded the huge negative expectation. . .

7. God, is it so hard to break the rules? A dozen or twenty people wait for one machine, can't they have one or two more machines? It is also conducive to innovation.

8. Safety depends on the sense of responsibility, and the accident is to find the perpetrator.

9. The traffic police stopped a speeding car. Traffic police: I have honked the horn. Why don't you stop? "Oh, I didn't hear you honk!" Then I should record it like this-speeding violation.

10. The punishment for violating the rules is merciless, seemingly heartless, but actually affectionate.

1 1. Safe construction is the cornerstone of family happiness, and illegal operation is the bane of life tragedy.

12. Those who don't respect themselves are humiliated, and those who don't obey the rules suffer.

13. I'm really sorry. I was fined 200 yuan for parking illegally.

14. The last question will decide whether you drink or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

15. I have been driving for two years and haven't driven much. Yesterday, I handled the violation for my husband and was deducted three points for the first time. Alipay paid a fine today. What is commendable is that my husband's driver's license is almost 10 years. It seems to be the first time that I was fined for violating the rules.

16. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car. Like the first car, it is parked outside the parking space and is often fined. ...

17. Be prepared for danger in times of peace.

18. Please allow me to build a beautiful hut in your heart and never pay attention to what others say is illegal construction.

19. One small step of comity is a big step for civilization.

20. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

Humorous sentences about fines for car violations (2) 2 1. Safety creates its own happiness, and violation leaves the world suffering.

I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend. You don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.

23. On the day I came back, first the car was given a ticket, then the car was rubbed and my mobile phone was flooded at night.

24. Safety should not be based on good and small, and violations should not be based on evil and small.

25. The stumbling is not high and the violations are not small.

26. Keep in mind the traffic rules and travel politely.

27. Safety is the basis of production, and violation of regulations is the source of accidents.

28. The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.

29. No violations for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.

30. If you increase the speed to 100 km per hour, I think your birth certificate will become a piece of waste paper.

3 1. Give me a call after the big break! Said I violated parking. It's okay not to deduct points after the inspection.

32. Drive carefully 1000 times, and drive carelessly more than once.

33. Safety is a treasure, but violation of regulations is grass.

34. The safer the road, the happier life.

35. As many smiles as there are on my face, there are many stories behind me. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it

I have lost a lot. In order to go shopping in the supermarket, I finally had a meal. Fine for eating the car 150.

37. Illegal overloading is not worth the loss.

38. Driving is not standardized, and relatives cry. Please fasten your seat belt when driving.

39. If you drive slowly, it is also a big deal for others to call you "two generations of love"; No matter how fast you drive, no one will think you are "avatar"

40. Yes, sir, you can talk to the captain, but I don't think it's useful. Oh, haven't you noticed that I am the traffic police captain?

Thank you for receiving the gift. Summarize 40 sentences concisely.

Thank you for receiving the gift. Short and incisive 1 article 1. Surprise and accident: intersection: interweaving. Surprised and happy.

2. Wow, wow, it turns out that Xiao Doubao also prepared a gift for her mother. I didn't expect her father's birthday, and her mother also had a gift. She was moved by tears.

Parents don't want their children to be rich or expensive, but only want their children to be safe and healthy. Who knows that our little rabbit's skull is enlightened and he bought a pair of socks for me and his father. Is it a surprise or not?

4. Thank my friends for giving me my birthday and blessing. Thank you!

5. I received a Mother's Day gift from my daughter-in-law in advance ~ coffee cup and mother-child teapot cup, which match well.

6. I hate shopping on weekends. But I received an unexpected surprise. Well, always be childlike, so that you can always narrow your eyes and raise your mouth when facing the sun.

7. I received a surprise in the morning. The little girl on the cover is very cute.

8. Life is always full of surprises and touches. On this cold and rainy weekend, I received an unexpected surprise from my uncle and felt very warm! Thanks for positive energy!

9. I was so happy to receive a gift yesterday morning, and I am very happy to eat and go shopping today.

10. There are really many happy things today. The happiest thing is the surprise you gave me. Thank you!

1 1. Thanksgiving, everything is gentle.

12. Thank you for being such a shining star in my plain years.

13. Thank you, I like this gift very much!

14. Break down your goals and plan your day. Today, I received a gift from my dear unexpectedly. I have a good eye and I like it very much.

15. I received a beautiful postcard, which was a surprise at the weekend!

16. Thank you for your time. Thank you for everything.

17. Grandma, everything will be fine. Don't be sad. Tomorrow's life is full of surprises

18. Thank you for being with me year after year.

19. Happiness comes from your birthday. I turn my sincere blessing into a beautiful mystery and bring it to your birthday party for you to guess. ...

20. Some big pig's trotters are flirting with me again.

If you receive a gift to express your gratitude, it will be short and incisive. 2 1. I didn't expect to receive a gift from Jiaren Beauty Makeup so soon. It was a surprise at the weekend.

22. Full of positive energy, I received my favorite gift, heard the good news from my friend, and had an unexpected blessing from a schoolmate, and felt that the whole world was beautiful.

23. The thing is, the landlord received a crystal ball from her boyfriend today, saying that this crystal ball was the dream of the landlord n years ago, and today she realized her wish, so happy. White, don't despise the landlord. The landlord is a poor diaosi, and a little romance can confuse the landlord.

24. Thank you, my friend. Cherish every day and be happy forever!

25. It's a long way to travel alone. Fortunately, along the way, we walked hand in hand with each other and endured humiliation. Thanks for years of wind and rain, and we will meet again!

26. Scratching one's head, I can't think of a copy. Anyway, I'm glad to receive the gift. XX, I have a heart.

27. Today is my birthday. I received many birthday presents and birthday wishes. I am in a good mood! Thank you for your company all the way!

28.165438+1October 2 1 Although I didn't show how special today is to me at the first time, I still received many blessings and gifts, and everyone was very considerate, so at the last moment, I want to thank you and wish myself a happy birthday.

29. I was a little happy when I suddenly received a gift today. Hehe, I find myself so easily satisfied. Well, I'm looking forward to the gift.

30. Thank you! Always appear when I am depressed. I'm really glad to have a good friend like you by my side.

3 1. Classic sentence 1 After receiving the gift. I just want to praise my brother in four words. What a good eye. If you want to share the happiness of shopping with others, it is better to go shopping with your best friend than to find a man who is unhappy behind you. ……

32. Thank you for all the wonderful encounters.

Thank my husband for taking the trouble to pick me up from work every day, without interruption, and never giving me a chance to go home by bus alone.

34. I received a gift tonight. In the past 18 years, I have received expensive and meaningful gifts, but I have never received such a touching gift. The big night makes me emotional ~ I always say a lot of thanks, and some people call me hypocritical. Actually, it's not. I really appreciate you being with me. Especially this year, something about betrayal happened around me, and I cherish the people around me. Thank you for being here.

35. I received an unexpected surprise at the two-year-old angry meeting today. I am very happy!

36. Take your time and say, briefly, I love you.

37. My little Wang Wang, when you leave, I want to hug you, but I know I can't, because I want you to be happy. I know you're happy now, but I'm lost.

38. You know my strangeness, which makes me love.

39. Gifts are not as valuable as your preferences.

Humorous sentences describing one's narcissism

Humorous sentences describing narcissism 1. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

2. I kissed your face, full of cream, bb cream and sunscreen, and I felt that I ate a lot of money in one bite.

Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world, but I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

4. Am I so radiant that you can talk nonsense?

Dear yourself, don't cling to memories. A broken kite can only fly. Let it go and let itself go. Dear yourself, you must find something besides love that can make you stand firm on the earth with your feet; Dear yourself, you should be confident, even narcissistic, and always remind yourself that I deserve the best.

I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.

7. I know something heartbreaking, but I don't want to say it because I'm afraid of losing it.

8. Don't press the video when coming up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you don't need anything.

9. Life is boring, but fortunately I am cute.

10. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.

1 1. This user is so handsome. It is forbidden to set personal data.

12. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off decisively because I was about to explode.

13. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

14. Go out for a trip with your best friends and rest under the tree when you are tired. Suddenly a few drops of bird droppings fell on my face, and before I knew it, my best friend wiped it evenly for me, saying that your sunscreen had not been wiped evenly.

15. I want to quit and become handsome, but I have been addicted for a long time.

16. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

17. Me: I'm well-proportioned, imposing, with big eyebrows, a tiger's back and a bear's back. I'm absolutely beautiful, with a delicate complexion and strong arms. I'm soft on the outside and hard on the inside. I'm docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I'm simply a model for men and a gospel for women ~

18. No matter how personalized the signature is, it can't show my inner sadness!

19. If it is a crime for me to be too handsome, then I am willing!

Humorous sentences describing oneself narcissism II. The child's words are boundless, blurted out without thinking, and outlined the most affectionate self.

2 1. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

22. Being imitated and never being surpassed will be a flaming mountain that you lost bread sheep can never cross.

23. Why haven't I met anyone more handsome than me?

24. A girl who met me once said to me, "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you;" If there are only three minutes left in the world, you have to show me your most handsome and handsome demeanor again; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times-you are so handsome.

25. I am really bored to death. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

26. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

27. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

28. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

29. Every beautiful and pure love on campus was destroyed in the name of puppy love.

30. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.

3 1. The party needs me to be handsome. Can I not be handsome?

32. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.

33. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

34. Ah, why are the blue sky and the sea blue? Because I like blue. Ah! Why are other things not blue? That's because they all deeply feel that it doesn't match my favorite color!

35. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a good man like me.

37. I really envy you for having a handsome and witty me on your friend list.

38. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.