What kind of experience is it to have a sister?

1: My sister is as annoying as my mother sometimes and gives me many tasks. Practice writing, read books and write your thoughts after reading every day. Tell me something if you don't write well.

But I'm not required to read things I don't like, such as masterpieces. I'll buy a kindle and download a lot of history books. I was asked to take notes and organize the historical timeline. I really don't want to write.

She told me not to play computer when I was studying, but to use computer when I was not studying. Then I can only play with my mobile phone.

Her mobile phone is full of games I downloaded. She always satirizes me for playing childish games and making myself cry, but she will play Super Mary and Tanks with me and scold me while playing.

3. Special gossip, sometimes I will dig out my QQ chat record and ask if there are any girls or boys I like in the class.

4: Order me to do this and that, and I will move when she moves. She wanted to lose weight and dragged me to do sports, running and swimming, but only I lost weight.

5: My sister doesn't have a boyfriend, so I have to follow her when she goes shopping in supermarkets and parks. But she always carries heavy things.

6: Turn on the mocking mode when you are in a bad mood, but I usually ignore her. She goes crazy sometimes, and she gets angrier when I ignore her. She will walk in front of me, but she will stop and wait for me. I feel a little nervous.

7: She likes cooking and always asks me what I want to eat. I'm an experiment in her cooking. Fortunately, everything I cook tastes ok. If I don't think it tastes good, I'll give it to her. I don't have to eat things I don't like at home during the summer vacation. I'll cook something else for breakfast and eat whatever I want. Every day, there will be unlimited snacks such as fried chicken chops, French fries and sausages. She is afraid of being fat. She only takes a sip at a time and then watches me eat. But I am still thinner than her.

8: I don't need to buy clothes for me anymore. All kinds of sportswear are out.

9: You can tell her jokes and tell all kinds of funny things, without worrying that she doesn't understand.

10: Build a united front with me and resist all kinds of nagging from my parents. Help me hide comic books.

1 1: accompany me to the movies and spit out the bad movies together. Will explain to me what I don't understand

12: Give me soul music often, which is called: improving my taste.

13: You can tell her what you don't want to tell others.

14: It will be compared frequently. Anyway, I always don't do as well as her.

15: I spit on her big face and she spit on my single eyelid. Every day when we look in the mirror together, she will say, "I want a face-lifting needle!" " By the way, can I take you to do double eyelids? ()"

16: Listen to her, she often praises me in front of her friends. But in front of me, all kinds of blows always belittle me.

In fact, I will also brag about how good my sister is in front of my classmates. As soon as I got home, I thought she was too timid to look straight at her. It feels like she can't get married at all. . .

17: I went back to my hometown in the mountains with her and went for a walk after dinner. She insisted that I stand with her, learn from Mount Tai and shout at the mountains. There are also shameful things: I want to break the corn on the roadside, pick the unripe chestnuts on the trees, and catch the fish raised by others in the water. She urged me to join her and soothe her guilt, but I stopped her one by one.

18: I will tell her about my classmate, a very non-mainstream netizen. She will vomit a laugh with me, and then tell me seriously that this kind of vomit can only be told to her, not to tell others to her classmates. The painting style is abrupt. . . .

19: When I was in the second grade, a friend always came to my house to play or went out to eat with me, so I didn't see me often after the third grade. She asked me unkindly: The relationship is so good ~ Do you like him? ~ I was puzzled at first, but later I knew the concept of rotten woman. So I answered her: he just came to chat with his girlfriend on the wireless network.

Then she never asked me again.

Today's school reported that I began to experience the life of boarding high school. I have been asking me whether to bring this or buy that at home before. On the way, I was also told all kinds of things one by one.

When I arrived at the dormitory, I met three other roommates, took care of each other and packed things. When going out to buy things, she solemnly analyzed three roommates: which one is Xueba, which one is local tyrant, which one is Zhai, and how to make friends with them quickly.

So speechless ... so I can only keep the following expression from beginning to end → _→

2 1: Today is a holiday. When I came home, I saw my sister wearing earrings. I remember a little more.

She punched three ears when she was studying Sauron, and she came back swollen for a long time. It's been more than two years, and it's still swollen. I grew up without wearing anything. Every time she gets inflamed, she will bleed when she takes it off and puts it on. Once she asked me to help her poke it open, but I couldn't even see it. Later, every time she made it herself, she smiled and told me that it hurt. This scene is unbearable to look straight at. I told her not to do it, but she insisted on keeping it She also said that she couldn't stand the pain and how to be the world's first swordsman. I am speechless.

Therefore, she often says that I am melodramatic, I can't bear any pain, and I have to go to the hospital for a little injury. Come on, who's as scary as you? I cut my flesh on the back of my hand and didn't even put a band-aid.

22: There's another speechless thing after you come back. She actually used my number to chat with my sister in QQ, and the sisters are one sister at a time ... please don't check my QQ again. . .