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A word of pretending to be B.

Boys aged 4 or 7 are the most terrible creatures on earth. They are curious, active, destructive and have the law on the protection of minors.

If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

6. I have three wishes that will never come true in my life, puppy love, early marriage and early birth …

7. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

8, hug is really a very strange thing, obviously so close, but can't see each other's face.

9, not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, afraid of teammates like pigs!