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What are the hints that you are jealous?

1, does Shanxi need me?

2. Do you want to eat jiaozi? No, I have this ingredient.

3, daily necessities sauce, my tea.

4. Taste the substance with the chemical formula of CH3COOH.

5, the little thoughts that are unknown in my heart are fermented.

6. Go and play with other children. I won't be with you.

7. I ate vinegar fish today, and the fish slipped away.

8. I ate sweet and sour ribs today, without sugar or ribs.

9. I had a milkshake in the west of the sun today. It is too sour.

10, 100 kinds of sour lemon vinegar, 98 times, watching you interact with the bitch.

1 1. I ate pineapple today, but I didn't soak it in salt water.