Buy buy bought the Double Eleven. I knew it.

The double eleven bought by buy buy is as follows:

1, double 1 1, the three happiest things for girls are buying from buy buy.

I don't know when it started to become a pickpocket party.

It's hard to give up someone, and it's even harder for me to give up visiting Taobao.

4, successfully joined the pickpocket party, happy when buying, sad when sending.

It suddenly occurred to me that my original intention of learning online shopping was to save money, and I suddenly burst into tears.

6. Last year's clothes don't match my temperament this year.

7. Whether in prosperity or adversity, rich or poor, healthy or sick, happy or sad ... Taobao Double Eleven went shopping.

8. If you don't buy something, you will have no money, and if you buy something, you will have no money. That means you don't want money. If you don't want money, why don't you buy it!

9. Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

10. In the past, people asked me when to take off the order, but now they ask me if I want to place an order.

1 1, the double eleven emptied my Alipay instead of my shopping cart.

12, thanks to the double 1 1, which made me strong and withstood four key blows: even if I am single, I have no money to buy it, but if I want to buy it, I have to eat dirt.

13 and one month after the Double Eleven, the soil content in China dropped sharply, because a group of new species called soil-eating girls appeared. Sorry, I still have a big appetite. I can chew a brick.