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A group of lovelorn people
A group of lovelorn people
1 Only an unruly woman can be king.
It's very kind of you to give me a sweet date.
Students hold hands to call gay friends, and girls hold hands to call Tie.
I didn't even know I existed.
In your world, Russia can't replace her.
I will marry him, I will, I have enough confidence to believe.
I hope that the teenager who cheated my feelings has no love, no children and grandchildren, and will live a long life alone.
Eight women are looking for a very manly man and find that the most manly one is themselves.
I am waiting for Prince Charming. ""Your highness, wake up, you are not a princess, you are a queen. "
10 I like to hear you tell everyone that I am your girlfriend!
1 1 It's not that I'm not suitable for you, but that I don't like you at all.
12 A pain that only women can understand.
13 Life without a man is not lonely, but life without a girlfriend is terrible.
14 is wearing a couple necklace that I don't have, and her smile is dazzling.
15 What happened to my sister's tooth? When I took off my braces, it was time for my sister to become my sister.
16 learn to be a tough bitch, without affectation, hair loss, cowardice, how to live proudly!
17 crying is not as embarrassing as her dropping a tear.
18 Sorry, I mistook Lan Yan for my lover.
19 A man's woman will eventually fall. Don't be silly, relying on yourself is better than relying on anyone.
There are yearning eyes, all focused on him.
2 1 should be beautiful, no matter who is around him.
22 A foodie has lost weight, which means she is unhappy.
The most charming time for people is when they don't love you.
I like you to call me daughter-in-law.
This season is also the season when mushrooms are cold and children wear stockings.
It's more fun to accompany my sisters to karaoke than to accompany my boyfriend on the 26th Stick Festival.
I can't help comparing myself with her. You probably don't understand, because I love you!
I had a crush on them for two years before I knew he liked me.
The happiness of 29 heads is given by you.
My tears are always the brightest, but you belittle them.
3 1 Know that I am not important, so I don't expect anyone to give me warmth.
Liang, you don't have to please anyone. Actually, you are beautiful.
Men just can't meet strong boyfriends.
The top 34 girls will cry, but they will never give up.
If I have an afterlife, I want to be a man.
The luxury of love is not worthy of my sister's dull mood.
No matter how cold it is, wear sexy clothes!
People who are 38 live freely and let others look up to them.
39' s smile touched your face, her tears changed your mood, and you never know what I paid.
Forty people are just a lonely pastime for me.
4 1 heart, in fact, I am afraid that you love her a little.
Yan is a lover who will never break up. It seems that couples are not lovers.
Please burn a brother for me after my sister dies.
If you do not love me, please leave my world.
45 pairs of delicate and touching girls
Forty-six people are made of water. Don't be too cold to her. Once it turns into ice above zero, it will eventually frostbite you.
Be brave, woman. Hold his hand tightly and won't let you go.
It doesn't hurt because I never care.
Girls who are not good at math are all beautiful women.
You don't love me. You grab my quilt every night. You must want to get back at me and freeze me to death.
The lovelorn personality talks about collection recommendation.
1, love is eternal, the appearance may change, but the essence will never change.
2. These days, you can't rely on yourself and want to rely on others?
3. Sometimes, life is always ironic. Turning around may be a lifetime.
I will miss your every step.
You don't understand my world, but you just like you.
6. There is no passion so deeply rooted in people's hearts as jealousy.
We have no choice but to run counter to each other.
8. The customer is not God, just fooled.
9. It's not terrible to meet a group of hooligans online. The terrible thing is to encounter a bunch of rogue software.
10, God can't take care of everyone, so he created life insurance!
1 1. Youth is getting on the train hand in hand and never looking back.
12. When there is one blood left in the game, call Sanshengxin to resurrect Zeng Ge.
13. A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you.
14, habit is a terrible thing, people can't quit and forget it.
15. If you belong to me, it belongs to me alone. I don't like sharing with others.
16, I have always loved you, and now I feel sorry for myself.
17, you can't see it when I'm lonely, because I'll be lonely when you're away.
18, the most thorough revenge is forgiveness and forgetting.
19, in the pale moonlight, I told the shadow of loneliness.
20, don't look back, just haven't found a reason to stay.
2 1, my hand can't forget the temperature of your hand.
22. I tried to forget you, but I couldn't. On the contrary, I will love you more.
If you can still stand in front of me, I can ignore the whole world for you.
24. I am not lacking in love. Your leaving just made me lose a habit.
25. Close your eyes and you can't see yourself, but you can see clearly.
26. Every beautiful night, I feel each other's feelings.
27. In the bright season, we snuggle together because of love.
You know, without you, I would lose the meaning of living.
29. The passion of love is better than a million fires.
30. Why should a passer-by of life never forget?
3 1, there were records of aliens in ancient times, because Zhang Er and monks were puzzled by this.
32. What are you arrogant about? Afraid the japs are understaffed?
Girl, please look in the mirror. It's clothes, not facial features, that match well.
34, manned, give me a bowl of glass noodles! Oh, it's broken. Don't drink cold water!
At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor as soon as I go to college.
36. Who is the robbery and who is the redemption.
37. If there is no separation, there will be no worries about growth.
A group of lovelorn people
1, love can deceive people who are more resigned than elder sister.
2. Because I love you, I am willing to be your yang, give you warmth, give you light and give you everything.
After hearing my voice, you hung up. Is this your so-called refusal?
People gather the mistakes in life and create a demon, which is called life.
No matter how strong the sun is, it can't shine into the night.
6. I won't regret anything I have done for your happiness at any time.
7, because of love, so compassion; Because you know, you are tolerant.
Being happy when you are young is a simple thing, but it is a happy thing when you grow up.
9. Where were you when I was sad? Can an apology replace a blank?
10, not crazy. More is calm. Our love can be seen far away.
1 1, what a world, everything has gone up in the past, but the cost of living has not!
12, you all saw only arrogant pride, but you didn't see me.
13, Venice's tears are as fragile as glass, and midnight dreams are your wet tears.
14, high tide and low tide always wash away the calm beach carelessly.
15, if waiting is a kind of happiness, then letting go is a kind of fulfillment, the fulfillment of both sides.
16, you said you wanted me to be very happy, very happy, but the sun is not as beautiful and dazzling as you.
17, pretending to turn a blind eye to your concern, just don't want to sink in again.
18, if I had stopped sending flowers, the wound would have been scarred long ago. The wind opened the cemetery in my heart before I was afraid.
19, you spent a night explaining your mistakes for several years, and I took this understanding as an unintentional mistake.
20. If there is a next life, I hope I will no longer be lonely and have such tired thoughts.
2 1, the most precious friend in life, usually met while studying!
22. My friend asked me what I am living for. I smiled and said: I want to live.
23, everything is so fake, with my sincere trust you to deceive a person who loves you the most.
24. Our love will go on like this, even if you don't know it.
25. I am generally not extreme, but I can do it if someone asks me to be extreme.
26. Plots like this bubble drama have also appeared in real life.
27, a group of things that are not things, talking to you feels like a waste of saliva.
28, people say: cigarettes can be smoked indiscriminately, wine can be drunk indiscriminately, and women can't look around.
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