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What do you think is the latest strange thing you have encountered so far?

On the day my father died, I was in a hurry to take a taxi to the hospital, but I couldn't get a taxi all the way (that was in 2008 before Didi). The hospital called to say that my father had left. If I don't go, the funeral home car may take people away without me. I saw a car coming out of the community on the phone, and I didn't care. I rushed up to open the car door and asked the driver to take me to the hospital ... That night, when the power went out in the community, I met the driver when I bought candles in a small supermarket. It turned out that he didn't live in the community, but just came to visit his friends ... On February 20 10, he moved from Liubei District to Yufeng District. On the day of moving, he met him upstairs, and his aunt lived upstairs ... On October 201kloc-0/National Day, we were sure to be together.

I am a survivor of Tangshan earthquake. My mother, grandfather and aunt all died in that disaster. According to the living, these three people love me the most.

I was brought up by my grandmother. To protect me, my brother-in-law was beaten by her. But in the first quarter of my wedding, my grandmother also died suddenly.

I can't accept grandma's death. I just asked my cousin that my grandmother is in good health and has a loud voice.

Cousin had just left for less than a month when she heard the bad news of grandma.

These relatives I lost are my most painful memories. This kind of pain is more painful than any novel.

Life is a book. When we were alive, we were writing stories. Sometimes the plot is really beyond our design. Maybe this is life, more valuable than novels.

What I wrote in the online article "Kiel Biography-Happy Scum" is basically true. Zhang Xiao, the protagonist, failed to graduate at the beginning of his primary school, so he hated all those with higher education or even a little higher, and vowed to take revenge.

As a result, he developed an antisocial personality. He doesn't need any reason or means to hurt others. The most incredible thing is to sympathize with those who have helped him and his relatives.

He is vicious, pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger, tactful and wicked, and has repeatedly succeeded.

The strangest thing is that almost all the people he envied died of cancer. One of his classmates, who knows a lot of musical instruments, went out to join the tour group, but only played the harmonica. He heard that others had cancer and often went to wrangle, which made his classmates very unhappy. When his classmate became seriously ill, he went to tell his old classmate, "In fact, you don't know music", which made him very popular.

One of his colleagues has the best technology, but he has the worst technology. He often quarrels with that man, smears him everywhere and gives him an ugly nickname. That man has cancer and often goes to that man's house and says some ugly things that he can't catch. The man watches Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio to relieve his pain. He "advised" the man "don't pretend to understand" and "you and I are both primary school students. What books are you reading?" He spread this ignorance everywhere. After the man died, he spread it everywhere: "Half of his face is rotten!" "

When he did these cruel things, he pretended to be simple and kind, and the relatives of the victims could not say anything about him.

Another classmate, colleague and friend made a big mistake at his instigation. He lost his job and almost got shot. His life sentence was commuted and sent home. When he heard the news, he came to show off his happy life. When the man had no work unit and no life (he was not allowed to work privately in those days), he got cancer and "picked up garbage to eat" in the garbage dump. He went to show off himself and mocked the man, which accelerated his death.

Another of his classmates and colleagues loves to write poems. He is very jealous and often quarrels with that man, saying that he "doesn't know poetry" and even makes noise at home. Finally, he was so angry that the man pushed him out of the door and shouted, "Never touch it". Strangely, this seemingly fat and healthy person soon got cancer.

Another classmate (primary school classmate), a friend for decades, was jealous because he was good at writing poems. He "kindly" spread the marriage "scandal" of his old classmates everywhere, vilified their looks on the Internet and made personal attacks. Soon, the man actually got cancer, but fortunately he got off the operating table.

A famous doctor who graduated from a famous medical university in the street is very jealous. He often goes to other people's clinics to wrangle and vilify others, saying that others "don't understand Chinese medicine". Finally, the doctor and the patient died of cancer.

One of his colleagues and friends, with excellent children and well-off family, often kindly invited him to a restaurant to entertain him. He accepted it gladly, saying behind his back that the man was "empty and invited people to eat everywhere" and soon died of cancer.

One of his colleagues and friends is more handsome and younger than him. He is always jealous. He always finds that person, talks about it, and tries his best to stop him from falling in love and getting married. The unit disintegrated, and the man was unemployed for a while. Because he was too honest, he remained single. Soon I got cancer, took one or three rounds, got to the bridge, paid the fare, waited for the driver to leave, and jumped into the river to commit suicide.

There are also two colleagues killed by Zhang, although neither of them has cancer.

One, my son is excellent, and he wanted to go home from abroad for the New Year that year. The man was very happy when he heard the news. He climbed the ladder to clean the house and watch the building, and fell down and died. In front of Zhang's predecessors, he despised this man anytime and anywhere.

Another colleague is a handsome guy, who is over-praised by Zhang anytime and anywhere (in fact, he hates this handsome guy and always wants to be the first in architecture). When he went abroad for development, he was too proud to drive and died in a car accident.

These people are his classmates, colleagues and friends (famous doctors are also his chatting friends), and he even harms his own relatives.

I once asked the screenwriter, and he actually said, "Don't talk nonsense, you're not dead! Don't curse others! "

I turned out the online mourning articles for him. He said, "Yes, he is dead. I'm afraid you'll be sad to know. "

Alas!

His brother-in-law's cousin, handsome and versatile, has excellent haircut skills, works hard, earns a little more than him, and is upright and generous. He has invited him out to eat with a bunch of friends for a long time, guaranteed tickets for him and his friends to see a movie, and was invited to be michel platini, his second daughter.

His wife introduced her beautiful cousin who had no job to this man, and he became a hot match. However, when two of a kind was in full swing, he sabotaged it, made mischief and abruptly separated the happy couple. Even his wife doesn't understand, scold him.

Not to mention breaking up, he also slandered others everywhere, saying that his wife and cousin did not love that person, but only loved that person's money. "It is immoral to have money to get married."

He destroyed it out of jealousy, and he had to be the moral judge of the victim!

Later, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he died of cancer!

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The strangest thing is that only the architectural society has so many cancer patients and they are all his "friends", such as sewing society, textile society, supply and marketing cooperative (including the barber club where his brother-in-law and cousin are located), handling society, wood society, bamboo society and iron society. Almost no one has ever heard of anyone who died of cancer, and no one from the Architectural Society died in such a bizarre way.

This has a lot to do with Zhang's long-term slip of the tongue, which has caused a morbid and vicious public opinion environment in the architectural society. Some of the above situations were witnessed by myself, and some were heard by myself: Zhang proudly told me on his own initiative, or his workmates told me indignantly.

Recently, I heard that the sister of a handsome boy who died in a car accident actually threw herself into the river because of a scandal a long time ago; An architectural society's lower limbs who married a beautiful woman and Zhang thought it was not worth festering and dying. Also, recently, another capable construction worker who was looked down upon by Zhang got cancer and was dying.

These dead people, Zhang gave people ugly nicknames, and the beautiful wife of the deceased's lower limbs festered, which Zhang affectionately called "Mei Er", and everyone followed him.

I also know that Zhang is so vicious, not only because he is jealous, but also because he lost his father when he was young and followed his stepfather when he was young. About the title:

At that time, love of literature was very fashionable and high-grade, and young people should pay special attention to their "love of literature" when seeking marriage. Zhang not only loves literature, but also writes some poems and novels that he can't understand for nothing. He also claimed to be a worker writer and Gorky, and thought that his poems "surpassed Li Bai".

But in my opinion, like Jin Xipu and Ning Saiye, the protagonists in Mo Yan's works, Zhang is actually a Kilgore!

Two bodies on a concrete pillar

10 years ago, a hotel built for more than 20 years was demolished in our city. Two bodies, a man and a woman, were found among a huge concrete pillar in front of the hotel. After investigation, they were accountants and cashiers of a large state-owned enterprise before their death. Twenty years ago, 200,000 cash in the factory disappeared with them. At that time, it was widely rumored that they eloped with huge sums of money.

This thing is very strange and tortuous.

Say one. My wife's aunt is 46 years old, the party secretary of a community, and my uncle is a director of a provincial unit. She is 50 years old and has been transferred to other jobs for many years. They have two children, one is a 2 1 year-old daughter, white and clean, gentle and beautiful, and is currently studying medicine in the best university medical college in our province. My son was born unexpectedly at the age of 4. A chubby baby in vain is quite cute and sweet, and the relationship between brother and sister is very good. Once, they took two children to a party. That's the son of my uncle's former army leader. He graduated from National Defense University and gave a banquet with the leader on his 60th birthday. Most of the people who went together were comrades-in-arms of the former army, and one of them took his daughter to a banquet. The daughter of this family is said to be a primary school teacher. One of her parents is still working in the army and the other is a housewife without a job. Then, it is said that the mother of the wine shop took a fancy to her daughter who was a primary school teacher, meaning that this banquet was equivalent to a blind date by the way. At first, the two young people talked very well, and the two mothers felt that they would come naturally. As a result, the boy blushed at the sight of my lover's cousin and stared without saying anything. The little girl's face is too thin to hide from her mother. menstruation saw something bad. I was afraid that my child's marriage would break down, so I took my daughter to the bathroom on the pretext of going to the bathroom. The result is really like this. The banquet broke up, and the boys chased out to ask for my cousin's WeChat, but my cousin didn't give it. But when the boy came home, he told his parents that he didn't like the daughter of the primary school teacher, and he took a fancy to my aunt's daughter and asked someone to inquire about the object. As a result, the other parents are very satisfied with my cousin and aunt's house. My aunt didn't agree at first, for fear that acquaintances would offend each other's family. As a result, the boy found out the specific location of his cousin's school and went to school to chase him. He went to my aunt's house and went to my cousin's school during the holiday at work. In addition, the boy's various conditions are also good. He is tall, sunny and handsome, and he follows and plays. Come on, two young people met. But this matter was known by the mother of the other family. She ran to the man's house and said it, but the result was countered by the man's mother. I can't help it if the child doesn't like your daughter. It is a problem for you and your wife to provide old-age care after your mother has no job, and you have no face to talk about it. Mother was angry with my cousin's brother, for example, and said that she would help my cousin raise her brother when she got married. The man's mother told her directly that they were very happy, that is, they liked the girl, she was good-looking, her school was good, her mother was so young, her capable father was also a cadre, and her family conditions were good, all of them were locals ... The mother could only go home dejectedly. These are all said by the man's mother, which is actually quite realistic. Like a novel, now my cousin is engaged to that man. The man's father is a departmental cadre, and the vice president of the mother's hospital retired. Family conditions are particularly good.

I was adopted. When I grew up, I got married and gave birth to a daughter. When my daughter was five years old, she found herself suffering from chronic nephritis. She divorced in the third grade. Later, she married a 2 1 1 master of engineering, six years younger than me, and gave birth to a son. My son is eight years old, and he has kidney failure himself. At present, he is going to have a kidney transplant.

My half-life is interesting.

When I was a child, my parents preferred sons to daughters, but when I grew up, it became more and more serious. I was forced to buy a house for my brother just after I went out to work.

Later, the business ability was slightly improved. I was encouraged by my close relatives to do business in partnership, and I worked hard to start a business. Relatives cheated on the court because of money. All the profits and losses are empty and huge.

Married to a cynical man, miserable, with two daughters, now I have to work hard to earn money to support my family.

Looking back now, it seems that I have never been cared about in my life, but I don't want to give up. What if the salted fish turns over one day? !

So much for the ups and downs in the novel!

A distant relative of this family was promoted to a higher position as a judge. He drank too much at the celebration, and his cerebral blood vessel burst. He was rushed to the provincial capital city, where he was given first aid for several days, leaving no life.

At his funeral, a woman brought a little boy to ask for money, and his wife looked on coldly. You can't hate each other Everyone is gone, and you have to clean up his mess.

His wife and he started from scratch and have always been his backing. Later, a girl was born, and men became bad when they got rich. This is a great irony.

People lying in coffins think nothing, but the living suffer.

So far, I think the latest strange thing I have encountered is the COVID-19 epidemic. It is simply a wonderful magical reality novel of this century. A small virus invisible to the naked eye has actually disturbed the whole world, subverted almost everyone's cognition and rewritten the process of human society.

Amazingly, people who have kept animals in cages are confined, and the bustling streets are empty. On the contrary, small animals have started to travel freely, walking around, which is ironic.

The United States, which originally dominated the world and was self-centered, suffered heavy casualties. After the initial panic, this big country with a population of1400 million quickly became orderly and first recovered its vitality.

What's even more funny is that many great politicians, BLACKPINK, appeared on the stage and began to perform selling, falling from the altar into the mire like circus juggling.

This absurd and cruel reality makes the writer feel that his pen is not enough for the first time. No matter how you write, you can't truly and accurately describe this human tragedy. I can only silently mourn for the dead and pray for the living.

The new year is approaching, I only hope that this tragic Xie Chang can bring peace and prosperity to mankind.

This is my fate with my husband. Husband and ex-boyfriend are undergraduate students, and graduate students don't go to the same school, but the relationship has always been very good. After I graduated that year, I held a training class in the community. My ex-boyfriend comes to my house every Saturday and brings a friend, my current husband! That was the first time we met, and we haven't contacted each other since. Ex-boyfriend signed ZTE after graduation. I was in Wuhan, and before I left, I said I wanted to visit my alma mater. In July, all the students in the school had a holiday. The result is such a coincidence. As soon as I entered the school gate, I heard someone calling my ex-boyfriend's name behind me, and later I found out it was my current husband! Then everything got a little bloody. I didn't want to leave my family and ex-boyfriend to go to Shenzhen, so I broke up naturally and now I'm with my husband! At present, we have been together for nearly ten years, and our feelings are quite good! The three views are also in tune!