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The shortest spell in the world is your name.

1. Originally eternal old, it finally became my own happiness.

2. Later, I heard many people mention you. I didn't clench my fingers or frown.

At the wedding, the MC asked the bride and groom who will be the master in the family in the future, saying that this is an improvement. Then the bride smiled and did not move, but the groom took a step back.

If there is a voice of missing, I will electrocute you.

Women's tears are useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

6. Why are you worried that your mobile phone will automatically turn off when it is out of power? It sounds like someone will find you and find you out.

Your name is so common, but every time I hear it, my heart will be shocked.

8. I had a crush on her and completely lost my mind. Now I finally shake it dry.

9. It's normal for a girl to be jealous, while a boy's jealousy shows that he is very careful.

10. What scares me more is that I can't give you happiness, leaving you by my side, but you stop laughing.

1 1. You can still find your so-called true love, but you will never find me who loves you like a madman.

12. I feel that I have serious procrastination. As soon as I walk beside you, I want to look at you and do nothing.

13. They said I was cold, paralyzed and boring, but who knows that I made a fool of myself just to make you laugh.

14. I can't have you, but I don't want others to have you.

15. Just because I was young at that time, I always thought about the future too well.

16. You praised me for being invulnerable. Do you know that after the arrow goes through the heart, you are not afraid of anything?

17. Some people should forget it. People don't care about you, so why should you wronged yourself? No matter how painful or sad, people can't see it.

18. The shortest spell in the world is your name.

19. Do you sometimes choose to leave first because you feel redundant?

20. Please remember those people who make you breathless with pain, because they have taught you what forbearance is and what cruelty is.

The saddest sentence in the world

The saddest sentence in the world

1, the bustling street corner, but I can't tolerate my loneliness.

2. Do you know the feeling of forgetting? It's like swallowing a thousand needles, but savor it.

I don't know the importance of you, which makes me not lonely.

I am on the blacklist of my lover.

5, don't like a person who is too dazzling, he can't see you.

6. Maybe I'm tired and don't want to hurt myself anymore. So I quietly buried the pain.

7. What is affectionate? This is hopeless or frustrating.

8. A person hides in an empty corner and counts the sorrows he has given.

9. Emotional drama is too harsh, I can't play that gorgeous drama.

10, I knew the bitter taste when tears crossed my mouth.

1 1, heartbreak or heartbreak is the only way.

12, in fact, no matter what I do, it's just myself.

13, I once had a teenager who loved me very much, but he finally left because of my unreasonable behavior.

14, the coolest thing is that I paid special attention to you, but you gave me access.

15, I am sad, I am sad, I know my grievance.

16. Memories are always no match for the paleness of reality.

17, only memories can make tears surge.

18, you were too careful when you were silent, which made my whole world calm.

19, you never read my mind, blaming me for being fickle and difficult to understand.

I may not be perfect, but at least I am not hypocritical.

2 1. The fairy tale says that there will be a rainbow after the rain, but it doesn't say that it will be empty in an instant.

22. What kind of sunshine can warm my heart?

23. Every time he goes to her space, he will delete the visit record, but he doesn't know that her space is always open only to him.

24. Deep love is endless guilt.

Even if I am lucky enough to make you cry, you don't want to spend the rest of your life with me.

26. Actually, I'm not free and easy, just pretending to be a hero. How can I love you so much without tears?

27, good night, saying good night to yourself is the most desolate.

28. I never dreamed of your face when you were nice to her.

29. Don't dare to speak when you are sad. I'm really afraid I'll cry as soon as I open my mouth.

30, even if my heart aches, I can't resist her call.

3 1, deeply hidden in the dust of years, coexisting with despair.

32. Looking at your figure, my heart suddenly hurts.

33. Sometimes, the person you want most is actually the person you should leave most.

You slapped me, and I asked you why your hands were so cold.

35. No one can escape sadness. Sadness is the real devil.

I want to show you what I looked like before I fell in love with you.

37. I slowly find that loving someone destroys my original self.

38. A lie is very pleasant to hear, but it can make people burst into tears.

39. You have never been in the play, but I have lost myself.

40, a lot of fish, a lot of fish, I am so redundant in your heart.

4 1, as I said, I thought.

42. I cut onions when I am sad, because no one knows that I am really crying.

43. Memories are like smoking. You know it hurts and you can't let it go.

44. Because I once loved you wholeheartedly, now I can only give you up mercilessly.

45. I gave you my heart, but you thought it was bloody!

Everyone is used to crying alone in the middle of the night and dare not let others hear the sound.

47. Love is a bubble. I'm sad because I didn't see through it.

48. Have a nice trip, brother. I don't know how painful you are when a sharp knife goes through your body. You have no idea how sad you are!

49. Memory flooded us, but time separated us.

The most painful thing in life is that you know you will lose it, but it hasn't happened yet.

The most classic sentence in the world

1, the most ignorant love story: the world is so beautiful that it is worth cherishing. Why is it easy to add emotional weight to your own balance?

2. The most touching love story: If there is only one second left in my life, I would like to take refuge in your arms until I die.

3. The most romantic love story: I want to sleep with you until the end of the century and sleepwalk beside the stars. In the next life, I intend to rely on you to repeat the cycle of life.

4. The most touching love story: It's not enough to give me a million reluctant days, and it's too little to give me a warm and romantic night in my life. With you, I always feel that the world can't be seen through, and it will never end. ...

5. The tenderest love words: You are a little handsome, a little bad, a little pure and lovely. Your appearance is like a sea breeze blowing in my heart, and I have never concealed my feelings for you. The night is long and familiar. Let the night say good night to you.

6, the most classic compliment: the sea breeze blows fragrant, your shoulders are on the coast, your eyebrows are like seagulls, and your eyes are as deep as the sea. Silence is like moonlight, gaze is like the sun, and you shine on my heart day and night.

7, love to the depths without complaining: in fact, I want you to say to me "love me until I am old"; However, when I met you, I became "like me".

8. The most affectionate love story: Even if it is destined that I have only a half-life relationship with you, it will not change my good feelings for you all my life.

9. Best wish: My dream is to realize all your wishes.

10, the most naive love story: what you said exists, I love what you created.

1 1, the most sentimental love story: Do you know what is the farthest distance in the world? It's not the end of the world or the cape, but I'm right in front of you and you don't know: I-love-you-

12, the mood after breaking up: your appearance, never need to remember, never forget.

13, the purest love story: my love is purer than my face and more naive than my pet.

14, the most unforgettable love story: I want to hug you and handcuff me. When you struggle, maybe I can't breathe in pain, but I still don't want to let go. Can I hug you like this?-Until the end of time.

15, the feeling of unrequited love: the sun goes down, the moon rises, the stars rise several times, who is waiting under the night sky ... I am infatuated with you, the night is so deep, and my heart is so cold.

16, I only have eyes for you: since I met you, all the prosperity has become the background.

17, a debatable love story: there can be many likes and only one love. So don't think I am a playboy. Actually, I only love you.

18, the most spoony love story: I know we can't be together in this life, so if there is an afterlife, I am willing to wait until the last second of the next life, and then let me take refuge in your arms.

19, the most precious love story: love you more than care about my beauty.

Call him late at night and say: I want to hear your voice on the phone, breathe gently in the middle of the night, and I really want to hear your "good night" tone. ...

2 1, the most touching love story: If there is anything worthy of my praise, it is because I met you that I became so different.

22. Last words: The world will come to an end one day. I was lucky to be born in this world and meet you. Maybe I am the happiest person in the world. In this case, I will enjoy my life in heaven and wait in the nearest place to you.

The saddest sentence in the world

The saddest sentence in the world is 1. What you lost never really belonged to you, and there is no need to regret it.

2, some words, very short and helpless! Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

3. Go the way we walked. My left hand is empty. Only the wind passes through my fingers.

4. How can we get back the lost years? You once smiled, but you couldn't get rid of it in your memory.

5. I am used to being uncomfortable, I am used to missing, I am used to waiting for you, but I am never used to not seeing you.

6. It turns out that I have been deceiving myself. Every time I close my eyes, I realize that I have always loved you.

7. What we once thought was unforgettable was forgotten in the process of our obsession.

8. The ending is not the answer we want. Loving you well is my greatest wish, and you are my only one!

9. The blue love in my dream swims lightly in front of my eyes, covering up the lonely voice in my body.

10, feelings are sometimes just a person's business and have nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, kill yourself.

1 1. If one day, I become more indifferent, please remember that you said that you were busy when I needed company.

12, I began to have a gradual understanding of happiness. Looking at the people around you, there are happy smiles and lonely emotions.

13, walking in the silent long street, remembering where we belong. When I walked again, tears could not stop flowing.

14, youth with stories, no matter how sentimental, is unforgettable. Nowhere to put the youth is destined to beat in our lives.

15. Relaxation is the seed of suffering, and suffering is the seed of joy. Believe what you can't believe is true trust!

16, whatever. Feel your emotions. So sad. That funny face. Your smile. Unforgettable Present and past.

17, many things are beyond your control, even if you are lonely again, you still have to go on. Don't stop and don't look back.

18, sentimental youth will be more unforgettable, which is an unreachable pain but such an attractive memory.

19, if you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, then let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.

20, such a beautiful season, but with a touch of sadness in regret, shallow taste in the wind, shallow scattered in the fleeting time.

2 1, we have fallen into the point of no return. All this is life created by the environment. When will our hearts be stable?

22. Some people, I can't let go, but they are helpless. They pretend to be strong and say that it doesn't matter with a smile. The more they laugh, the happier they are and the more painful they feel.

23. The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I smiled because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I couldn't have you.

24. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry.

25, a little lonely, a little painful, a little publicity, a little overwhelmed, a little need comfort. All right, open it. Kind of beautiful.

26. It is snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee, and when it got cold, I knew I was thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations?

27. Who will accompany me when I am lonely, who will accompany me when I am sad, and who will accompany me when I am happy.

28. I forgot the year, month and day, and on which wall I carved a face. Zhang Weixiao looked at me with a sad face.

29. I laughed for the first time because I met you, and I cried for the first time because you were not with me. Hey, now that I have money, come back!

30. If we can't be together forever, at least give us the courage to miss and the right to hug, and let me understand my inner traces.

3 1. When a relationship doesn't belong to you, it has no value at all. You don't have to think it's a loss.

32. Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be made. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

33. Knowing that you will lose your freedom, knowing that this is a life-long contract, you are willing to make a promise in order to get each other and make them happy.

34. I don't want you to owe me lovesickness, and I don't want to cry. However, years of darkness and accumulated depression really make me haggard.

35. When love becomes a memory, when love becomes a meteor across the sky, our love is just a beautiful fireworks.

36. Life can't always be satisfactory, but if you keep walking towards the sun, the shadow will hide behind. Dazzled, but pointed out the right direction.

37. Maybe it is only because you are used to loneliness that you find that loneliness can be leisurely. Maybe you have gained too much sadness and can let it go when you find it.

38. Miss the palmprint for a period of time, hide in a certain time and place, miss someone standing on the road, and let us care.

39. A simple and quiet life is actually not happy, so I only embrace the present, and the lasting feeling is not happy at all, so I only believe in the present.

40. In the face of love stories, the only thing we can believe is not how heavy the commitment is, nor how beautiful it used to be, but how realistic the reality is.

4 1, a little sincerity is worth a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts.

42. There is no pain in liking someone. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

43. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will pay a huge price.

44. When you suffer losses, love is always the best. If you don't start, it will never die. But who can resist not starting?

45. Friendship means two people and the world, and love means two people's world. One plus one equals two in friendship, and one plus one equals one in love.

46, light! If you really exist, please light up my heart and dispel the lingering sadness. Although the black man is black, he lives in the sun.

47. We slowly understand happiness, slowly understand happiness, and finally we finally understand pain and slowly shed cheap tears carelessly.

48. I'm not really used to refusing, but I'm afraid that once I hold hands and return to a person, I can't stand that loneliness and sadness. If I don't, I'm not afraid to lose.

49. When we met you, we knew we were going to experience an extraordinary story, but we were not sure whether we could fully interpret it.

50. Facts have proved that children involved in words will never be happy. Their happiness is like playful children. Wandering to the skylight, wandering to the skylight but not coming back.

5 1, there are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to themselves. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying.

52. Because I am afraid of losing, although I want to hold your hand, I dare not approach. Because I want to keep the beauty of the past, I told myself that I might as well miss each other.

53, a person, in the empty network, looking for images about a person. Enter a series of morbid words such as loneliness, loneliness and pain, and then start looking for them alone.

54. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

I want you to know that there is someone waiting for you forever in this world. No matter when and where you are, you know there is always such a person.

56. Everyone yearns for a perfect love, but not every love is perfect. There is always a little deformity and desolation, which will become endless precious memories and regrets of acacia in the future!

57. Loneliness is like summer rain, without lust, and a hundred grasses are inclined; Loneliness is like autumn frost, cold and heartless, flowers bloom and wither; Loneliness is like the sadness in my heart, which can't be expressed in words. Loneliness is like blue, like blowing snow.

58. You can wait if you miss the sunrise, come back if you miss the beautiful scenery, wait if you miss the meteor, and never come back if you miss love! Cherish the people around you, especially those you love and love.

59. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love, just meeting you in my most beautiful years.

60. Humans are always repeating the past. Everyone thinks he is right, and then more evil comes from evil, more sorrow comes from sorrow, and there will never be a way out. .

6 1, dare not say, because I am timid, because if you refuse, I will never see you again. I would rather love you silently and not let you know until, until you fall into the arms of others!

62. It's just a person crying quietly, so sad that I can't control myself. Never come back, those quiet and happy times, those caring love, never come back. The whole world is empty.

63. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

I dare not say, because I am timid, because if you refuse, I will never see you again. I would rather love you silently and not let you know until, until you fall into the arms of others.

65. Who hasn't suffered for that secret love? We always think that infatuation is very heavy, very heavy, the heaviest weight in the world. One day, we looked back and found that it had always been very light.

66. I miss meeting you. Those memories engraved in my heart can't be erased after losing weight all my life. Maybe we'll never meet again. Maybe that feeling can only be a thing of the past, but you are my most touching memory.

67. You can't change everything. What a depressing thing it is to do what you want and have what you want. In particular, I am unable to change the people closest to me, how anxious I am, and everything is so helpless.

68. The noise and light in the world, the joy and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, they passed by, and the hot air poured out like a spring. I don't want to see it. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

69. Time flies, and I am hazy, so I passed the spring and autumn of memory and came to the pale season. Perhaps, this autumn is a little lonely, a little cold, so cold that my world is blank, so cold that only loneliness accompanies me.

70. In my dream, I saw her. I cried so hard that I couldn't move. She came over and I cried even harder, tearing my heart out. She walked past without looking at me, and countless fallen leaves surged in and swallowed up the whole dream world.

7 1. When love is expressed in another way, it is not torn off, but translated into a better language. The translation sent by God is called chance, responsibility, implication and silence. There is another one called nostalgia.

72. Qingming War, Peach Blossom Fan. The old courtyard missed the idea and left late. Xiang Jun is bright, Hou Sheng is dark, the breeze shakes the leaves, and the two feelings are separated. Chaos, chaos, chaos. Like a flower, nun Abandon the vows of eternal love. White folding fan, Zhu Danman, peach blossom still, plain silk red splash. Rest, rest, rest.

73. If your heart changes, so will your attitude. If your attitude changes, your habits will also change; Habits have changed, so has your personality; If your personality changes, so will your life. Be grateful in prosperity, be happy in adversity and live in the present.

74. The evening breeze blows over the face, and the first smoke is buried in a staggered flower season, like running water. I scattered the brushes in my hand, messing up the haze of a sunny day and finally becoming a silhouette. The past is like smoke, and a sadness has disturbed my world. It hurts all day as soon as I bow my head.

75. There are many people who laugh with you, but few who cry with you; Applause is easy to get when you are successful, but it is hard to get shoulders when you are lost. Who will think of you when you are waiting quietly, and those who have you in mind don't need to remind you; Who will cherish you when you are confused and sad, and the person who really loves you will not leave.

76. When love is not perfect, I would rather choose to have no regrets. No matter how wonderful the afterlife is, I don't want to lose my memory of you in this life. I don't want eternal beauty. I want you to smile happily even if I keep a memory in all reincarnation.

77. Know how to cherish and protect everyone around you, because looking back at the broken neck in my last life, we met in this life! Whose love can live in whose reincarnation forever. If you like someone, you must be careful, communicate sincerely and be persistent. The best happiness is the care you give!

78. There is separation when we meet, but everyone is afraid of separation. As we all know, the last parting is death. We say that everything must come to an end, but we are reluctant to drink our wine. I want to sing another song, sing another song. Can you not go?

79, the night is so long, faint loneliness, the entanglement of death, alone guarding the cold of a window, burying the beauty deeply in her long hair, secretly sending her full of worries into the scenery on the other side, turning a sadness into a glass of sake, and sharing this loneliness, sadness and carefree sadness with the moonlight of these three thousands of feet.

80. It's not your fault that I can't keep you, it's my failure. In those few short years when you loved me, I may be the happiest person in the world, but those days have passed and I can't stay. I know that love cannot be begged. If there is one thing I can do for you, it is waiting.

Marriage is a pair of shoes. No matter what kind of shoes, the most important thing is to fit; No matter what kind of marriage, the most wonderful thing is harmony. Don't compromise your feet just for the luxury of shoes. Others see shoes, but feel feet. It is a truth that feet are more important than shoes, but many people often forget it.