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Humor caused by heavy snow and solar terms
1, the solar term of heavy snow has arrived, and I finally understand what "adding insult to injury" means, because I forgot to wear long pants!
2. Going out on a snowy day feels like a walking snowman except for a nose made of carrots.
I heard that heavy snow is more suitable for sleeping, so I chose to lie in bed and watch the snow.
4. Snow Festival, I decided to change my name to "Snow Scene" so that I can come to your side with snow!
On snowy days, I finally understand why penguins are not afraid of cold, because they have natural snow boots!
6. The solar term of heavy snow is coming, so I decided to install a GPS on my snow boots in case I get lost in the snow.
7. When going out on a snowy day, I feel like a walking refrigerator, and I bring my own cold wind wherever I go.
8. During the solar term of heavy snow, I decided to install a warm baby for my mobile phone so that I can warm my hands while brushing my mobile phone.
On a snowy day, I finally knew what a real "ice sculpture and jade carving" was, because I was frozen into a sculpture!
10, when the solar term of heavy snow arrived, I decided to build a snowman at home so as not to be blown into a snowman when I went out.
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