Humorous sentences mocking life

1, the weather is as hot as a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

2, rather than mixing, it is better to simmer, not as good as two, not as good as soaring.

Life is like anxiety, without accurate lyrics, it is thrilling.

4, get up earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the cat, and earn less hair than the bald man.

5. I'm going to make a download software called Muer. Because lightning is inaudible.

6. When I love you, you are what you say. When I don't love you, what do you say you are?

7. The so-called simplicity, those with wings are angels, and those without wings are idiots.

8. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

9. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

10, when you are completely full, ordinary young people will complain with an empty face: I am dead, but it is easy to eat: I have a rest.

1 1, the wrong painting at the first stroke had to be scribbled all the way.

12, the face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must.

13, don't be too confident in yourself, there are more people who can take care of you than you can think of.

14, for girls, gaining a few pounds is not so terrible. The terrible thing is that my girlfriend has lost weight again.

15, sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

16. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

17, you leave when you say it, and you never worry about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

18, you are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and dying, planning a day and lying dead for a year.

19, told myself a good night story with ups and downs. Now I'm too involved in the play, and I'm still chasing the murderer sleeplessly.

20. Where you fall, you get up. Always falling somewhere, I suspect there is a pit!

2 1, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

22. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

23. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

24, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

25. Mixed society is a manual work, which pays attention to four lessons: flash, turn, soar and move.

26, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

27. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

28. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage.

29. After the English listening test that year, I realized a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

30. Before, a girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery, which was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me.

3 1, I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

32. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

33. Some children always fantasize that they are princesses, but I am different. I am the prince.

34. A vendor selling watermelons on the roadside is crying "Not ripe, no money". I went to see him, but I really don't know him. I picked up two watermelons and left.

35. What's it like to be short? I obviously want to stare at people, and suddenly I become cute.

I was in pain when you left. I am the only person who smells fart in the future.

Don't praise me, really, especially don't praise me for being handsome. I'm afraid I can't stand it. I will walk with you all my life.

38. It's not that I'm gloomy. I think this kind of air pollution is caused by those mask manufacturers.

39. People with dirty mouths are generally covering up their inner integrity.

40. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

4 1, young people should not always think that pies will fall from the sky, but should keep their feet on the ground. Maybe money will be found on the ground.

42, young, heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

43. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, and I feel like a lump of meat.

44. Tomorrow April Fool's Day, the teacher said that there would be a class, and the more I think about it, the worse I feel. Don't! Can't go to class!

45. You said you would stay with me forever. No, I want to have black hair.