Funny and humorous inspirational quotes about success and classic sayings (80 selected sentences)

1. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

2. You are not afraid of not passing the exam, but you are afraid of not taking the exam.

3. Leave more sweat and less tears.

4. Don’t be afraid of being used, just be afraid of being useless!

5. If you fall, get up and cry again. Good morning!

6. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough? Good morning!

7. Struggle is a necessary condition for success. Good morning!

8. Rather than looking at the fish in the abyss, it is better to retreat and build a net.

9. Don’t ask about harvest, but ask about hard work! God rewards hard work.

10. Accidental success is more terrifying than failure. Good morning!

11. Being handsome is useless! In the end, you won’t be eaten by pawns!

12. If you want to have free time, don’t waste it.

13. Born, easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy.

14. A person is not lonely when he wants to be alone.

15. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs!

16. I would rather be fat and exquisite than be thin and the same. Good morning!

17. When you hope to succeed, perseverance should be your good friend. Good morning!

18. I have learned to take care of others, but I have forgotten how to care for myself.

19. Being handsome is useless! In the end, you won’t be eaten by pawns! Good morning!

20. I don’t have that much time to chat with someone who doesn’t love me. .

21. The right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life, so don’t live too arrogantly. Good morning!

22. If you can’t think about it, don’t want it; if you can’t get it, don’t want it. Good morning!

23. Life is easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy. Good morning!

24. The road is long and long, so let’s fight it. Good morning!

25. The road is long and long, and I will go up and down to ask for help. Good morning!

26. There is no rehearsal in life, every detail is broadcast live.

27. Sometimes life is like a negotiation where the computer crashes immediately.

28. Without saliva and sweat, there will be no tears of success. Good morning!

29. Those obstacles that you cannot overcome are all because of your short legs! Good morning!

30. It is these ordinary lives that constitute greatness history.

31. As long as people can control themselves, they will lose nothing. Good morning!

32. If I were rich, I would not say what if here! Good morning!

33. Stick to the persistence in your heart, even if everything is gone It’s impossible.

34. There is nothing you can’t let go of. If it hurts, you will naturally let it go.

35. If it is gold, it will always be spent; if it is a mirror, it will always reflect light. Good morning!

36. The current situation of contemporary people is that they have no money in their wallets, no love, and they cannot keep their hair.

37. In fact, every road leading to the sunshine is full of ups and downs. Good morning!

38. Once you learn to break the jar, you will find that the world suddenly becomes brighter. Good morning!

39. The difference between humans and pigs is: Pigs are always pigs, but humans are sometimes not humans!

40. Stick to the persistence in your heart, even if everything is gone It’s impossible. Good morning!

41. It seems understandable for people to get drunk once in a while. To wake up is to be reborn.

42. In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone, only those who do not know how to cherish.

43. I hope to meet again. You and I have lost our youthful uneasiness and can be independent.

44. Why don’t I have an incredibly cute deskmate, but my deskmate does?

45. Success is never casual. If you want to succeed, you must be prepared to give everything.

46. You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You should try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

47. Without a full wallet, there is no peace of mind. Many people are putting the cart before the horse.

48. A simple life is charming, a simple heart is happy, and learning to be simple is actually not simple.

49. Strangeness prevents you from understanding unfamiliar things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.

50. Some people eat as much as they can when they are unhappy, but I am different. I eat as much as I can whether I am happy or not.

51. The highest state of boredom is to turn on the TV, press the phone, chew snacks, and look at the computer!

52. You must look more carefully when looking for a partner now, because now There are too many people who are neither men nor women!

53. While others hold hands, I hold my dog ??for a walk or a swim, and see who doesn’t like it and bites it twice.

54. Always hide in a place and cry quietly when you are so sad that you can no longer hold on.

55. Living a plain and simple life is good, but a luxurious and luxurious life is definitely better!

56. Why do I always feel unhappy? Do I think I am happy? Was I not at home when the knock on the door was made?

57. All the good-looking photos were taken by me, and the unsightly photos were taken by me because of my failure.

58. I just slapped my wallet. It didn’t really matter, I just wanted it to swell.

59. Young people should not keep thinking that pie will fall from the sky. They should keep their feet on the ground. Maybe they will find money on the ground?

60. When you are mature, you are not worldly, but you are still the same. A childlike innocence; successful, but not vain, still a normal heart.

61. When I don’t speak, please remember that it is not your awesomeness that makes me silent, but your ** that makes me speechless.

62. Even if the whole world opposes it, I will stick to my dream. Who are you, you, who can get the whole world to oppose you?

63. The four spiritual pillars that have always supported my progress in life are: waiting for work, waiting for Friday, waiting for express delivery, and waiting for wages.

64. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

65. True love is unreasonable and makes people abandon everything without caring about the results, gains and losses.

66. When you get married in the future, and the person you marry is not me, I will move in next door to your house and be a quiet Laowang.

67. There is a disease where after watching and listening to inspirational speeches, inspirational movies, inspirational books, and inspirational songs, it seems that you have already worked hard.

68. People who write poorly do so because their hand speed cannot keep up with the thinking of their brains. To put it bluntly, people who write uglier are smarter!

69. People with unrequited love There are only two results, either to achieve the true fruition, or to become a Buddha immediately, take a step back, and achieve your own blue sea and blue sky.

70. Some people don’t play games very much at night, they don’t read or do anything, they don’t fall in love, and they don’t have anyone to talk to, but they always stay up late.

71. If you have nothing to do, try to contact your junior high school classmates. You will find that except for you, the children of other classmates in the class are in kindergarten.

72. Some people stand at the foot of the mountain, while others stand on the top of the mountain. Although their positions are different, in the eyes of the two people, the other person is the same size.

73. A white person covers three ugliness, a tall person covers five ugliness, a thin person covers seven ugliness, and a rich person covers everything. As a person who is neither fair nor tall nor thin, I can only try my best to cover everything.

74. We will meet again in a few decades, and we will all be burned into ashes in the crematorium. We will be piled on top of each other, and no one will know each other. We will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

75. I am obviously a rich second generation, but I still have to work hard to make money. I can obviously rely on my face to make a living, but I still have to work hard to make money. This is the gap between me and Mingming.

76. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but it didn’t come back with me in the end. It was really in vain that I spent so much on it!

77. Being able to stand out from billions of brothers and sisters can only mean that you are really the stupidest one. They all know that living in the world is not easy.

78. Girls can perceive more colors than boys, so most girls dare not walk at night. Therefore, the reason why boys dare to walk at night is not because they are brave, but because they are blind.

79. There is always one that suits you: ugly but beautiful, poor but star-chasing. The young man prefers to stay at home, and the female man is crazy. A fool doesn't work hard, a lazy person hopes for the top. Fat women tend to be foodies, but being single is always pretentious.

80. There are often scenes in Korean dramas. The woman's head rested on the glass of the bus, looking very beautiful. So when I took the bus, I was too shy to try. I almost got a concussion. No matter how difficult the road you choose is, you have to climb it to the end.