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Look at the naughty child and talk about it.
Once, when I was only two years old, I followed my parents to visit my grandmother's grave. My mother put a lot of delicious food in front of grandma's grave. The child's imagination is very rich. Looking at so many delicious foods, I can't help thinking: it's a waste for grandma to eat so many things alone. Why don't I help her eat some? I quietly ran to grandma's grave, took a chicken leg while the adults were talking, ran aside and ate it quietly. While eating, I looked at the adults nervously for fear that they would find out and be scolded. After eating chicken legs, I threw chicken bones everywhere, and then quietly ran to grandma's grave, took a green ball, ran to one side, peeled off the wrapping paper, and was about to eat when I heard, "Tang Ying, what are you doing there? Come here. " As soon as I heard this, I panicked and quickly hid the youth league in my pocket. My mother looked at me doubtfully and found something strange in my pocket, so she ordered me to take it out. I took out the green ball with trembling hands. When my mother saw it, she said in distress situation, "You, you let me know what to say. How dare you take things from your grandmother's grave, you ..."
See, I was such a person when I was a child, a person who made you laugh and cry.
When I was a child, I was very naughty. When I was 2 years old, I often had many memories. However, with the passage of time, many things of the past have disappeared from my memory, and a very interesting thing keeps appearing in my mind. ...
I remember at that time, I just turned 4. Because of the decoration at home, the smell is very bad. Therefore, we used the summer vacation to stay at my grandmother's house. There are many trees in grandma's house. Although the air is good, there are many mosquitoes.
On the first day, there happened to be guests at grandma's house, and grandpa invited them to drink their own brewed rice wine. As a result, they were all drunk.
Suddenly, a strange idea came to my mind: drunk mosquito.
I got my sister two years older than me drunk with mosquitoes.
I decided to spill the wine on the wall and wait for the mosquitoes to "suck". But my sister said it was a waste of wine, so we learned to be adults, said "cheers", and then drank the wine in one breath. As a result, our mouths were full of spicy taste. I thought, "How can adults like to drink this kind of thing?" Gradually, I saw the house moving and shaking, and I fell to the ground. As a result, we fainted before mosquitoes came. If mom hadn't found us, my sister and I would have slept in the Woods that night!
Haha, I was really naughty when I was a child!
When I was a child, I was very naughty. Everyone has something to remember when he was a child, but I was naughty when I was a child. Let me talk about a naughty thing when I was a child.
I remember when I was four years old, my mother was not at home, my father worked in the company, my sister was not at home, and I was the only one at home. I am bored, so I'm going to watch TV. I just sat down and got the remote control. Suddenly, I saw a blue pen on the coffee table. As soon as my eyes lit up, I thought of a game: draw a sidewalk sign on the sofa with a blue pen, drive my toy car on the sidewalk, and I will become a traffic policeman. With this in mind, I started to act.
After painting, I stood on the sofa, picked up the car and played on the sidewalk. I walked around, kicking the cushions on the sofa to the ground, separating the two-in-one sofa from the door! I had a pleasant three hours.
Three hours later, my mother came back and saw the underground cushion and the separate sofa, and I was playing in a panic. She flew into a rage, scolded me and gave me a beating. Then, mother asked me to clean the sofa. Although I was scolded by my mother this time, I feel very happy!
Up to now, I can still see some faint traces of blue strokes on this sofa.
So, was I naughty when I was a child? You have your own childhood stories! Write down your good times quickly! When you grow up, it will be fun for you to have a look again!
When I was a child, I was very naughty. When I was 4 years old, I was a lovely and clever child. Although I look smart, cute and obedient on the surface, I also have a naughty side, don't you believe it? Then listen to me slowly.
When I was in kindergarten, my father bought a new motorcycle, which looked very nice. One day, my father came back from work after six o'clock and went directly to eat. In fact, I wanted to ride it for a long time, but my family said I was too young to ride it, which was very dangerous. When I looked at my father's cheerful expression when he rode it again and again, I thought: I can't drive a motorcycle, I just go up and sit for a while. What's the danger? So, while my father was still eating, I secretly climbed on his motorcycle. I sat and lay down for a while, thinking, what's the danger? I must tell them about it when I come down. I want to jump directly because my feet are too short. It was ok at first, but I didn't stand firm when I jumped and fell off my head. Suddenly I was bleeding profusely, and I was in tears. Father heard the crying and ran over at once. Dad rubbed medicine on me and asked me what was wrong. Maybe I fell, and I stammered what happened. Dad said, "I told you not to go up there!" " "But blame it, my father is still very concerned about me. Because of this naughty, I left a scar on my leg forever.
Now every time I see that little scar, I will think of my naughty and heartbreaking scene.
When I was a child, I was very naughty. Five hours later, I was quiet and lovable, but what I did showed my naughty all the time.
Once I skipped home, and when I was near the door, a rhubarb dog probably thought I was a thief and ran over and yelled at me. Not to be outdone, I picked up a stone and threw it at it, and the result just hit the "target". Now that I have angered rhubarb dog, he immediately chased me. I run fast, so does it. As I ran, I turned around and winked at it and shouted proudly, "rhubarb dog runs so slowly!" It seemed to understand what I said, and it ran faster, almost biting my little ass. Mom just came back from work and saw this scene. She quickly shouted: "Don't run, don't run!" "But I didn't listen to advice and kept running. The dog ran after it even harder. I'm tired of running, but the dog seems to be getting stronger and stronger, and I'm starting to get scared. Fortunately, its owner arrived in time, otherwise I would have been rhubarb dog's "dinner".
After this lesson, although I can be naughty occasionally, I already know that dogs are not easy to mess with. Whenever I see dogs, big or small, I will make way for them.
When I was a child, I was very naughty. After 6 hours, I am curious about everything and like to ask questions. I also have a bad habit: I open everything I am curious about. So, everyone thinks I'm naughty.
One day, my parents were not at home, and it was time for me to show my talents. I rummaged through the chest of drawers to see if there was anything I could take apart to "study". Suddenly, I saw a rectangular thing, long, like a rice cake, black, like a piece of charcoal. Small buttons are neatly arranged on it. What is this? I'm not sure and I can't guess. Who cares? Open it and have a look.
I put it on the table and tried to break it open, but the strength was too small to pull it. By the way, there was a hammer in the toolbox, so I took out a small hammer from the toolbox and knocked it. With a bang, the shell broke and the parts inside were scattered all over the floor. I was blindsided at once, let alone assembled, and it was not easy to sweep.
In the evening, my mother saw the scattered parts and said to my father, "This boy, while we were not at home today, ruined it again." In order to avoid a bamboo shoot barbecue, I quietly assembled it myself, one hour, two hours, three hours, "Ah! I finally fixed it, and that's it. " Mother heard the news and tried it. There were pictures on TV. Boy, you repaired the remote control. Don't be so naughty in the future. "
I was so naive and naughty when I was a child.
When I was a child, I was very naughty. Seven hours later, I was a complete "naughty boy". My parents were very busy, so they put me at grandpa's house next door. I remember that I once caused a big disaster because of naughty, which brought a brand to my childhood that I could never get rid of. ...
That year, I was very young, about three or four years old. Never even attended kindergarten. As usual, mom and dad left them at grandpa's house, and I was so happy there! Jumping on the sofa for a while, stealing vegetables in the kitchen for a while, and hiding to scare grandpa ... Just as I was jumping around on the sofa happily, grandpa came over with a steaming kettle. I didn't know it was dangerous to open the kettle. I jumped up and bumped into grandpa. The kettle in my hand turned over and the boiling water spilled all over the floor. He also scalded the skin on my chest, revealing pink and bright red flesh. I cried and cried, and the pain was terrible, and I kept rolling on the ground. Grandpa immediately called my parents and took me to the hospital. My wound was bandaged with hot ointment, and it hurt when I moved for several days in a row, which made my grandfather next door feel distressed. My parents worked hard to keep me from being infected. Until now, this scar is still there. Later, I heard from my parents that my grandfather had been crying the day I was burned, and I had been blaming myself for being bad.
Looking back now, I was really naughty when I was a child. I'm a little naughty. However, at that time, how could I know that naughty needs to pay the price!
When I was a child, I was very naughty. When I was 8 years old, I was very naughty. I always make a mess at home. Everyone calls me "troublemaker".
In the school where my mother teaches, there is a big playground with a row of parallel bars on it. Once, I finished my homework and ran to the playground to play with my mother's colleague's children. Suddenly, my eyes fell on the row of double shots. "Why don't we take a double shot!" I propose. The friends said in unison, "Good idea." A child said, "Let's compete to see who is the most difficult in the parallel bars, and who is the champion." "good!" We answered.
I thought to myself: What should I do? Yes, I walk on the parallel bars. I see what tricks they can play! I deliberately put me last. Sure enough, they either somersault on the parallel bars or sit on the parallel bars.
Hey, hey, my turn. I suddenly climbed onto the parallel bars, immediately stood up, walked up and took two or three steps. Oh, I almost fell, and I stood on my feet right away. I'm glad I didn't fall. I was just about to get off the parallel bars when a child said, "coward, I only took two or three steps before I got off." I was furious and said, "You are the coward!" "I'm leaving again. I slipped. It was dark before my eyes. When I woke up, I found myself lying in a hospital bed.
Every time I see that row of parallel bars, I think of it and my ignorance and naughty childhood.
When I was a child, I was very naughty. When I was 9 years old, I was very naughty. I will take the alarm clock apart, but I can't put it on. Out of curiosity, I would shave my eyebrows with my father's razor, and as a result, I shaved my eyebrows a lot. ...
But there is one thing I will never forget. One day, my parents had to work overtime and left me alone at home. After all, it's the first time to be alone at home. After the adults left, I was afraid of thieves coming in. At this time, my mind came up with a fragment of the kid being the master. Yes, I poured the marbles in checkers on the floor at the door and spread a layer of paper towels on it. Then, I tied the coke bottle to the rope so that the coke bottle could swing down the rope. I imagined that as soon as my hand was released, the bottle would swing along the rope and hit the thief's head ... Then, I designed many small traps, and I felt that the thief had had enough.
When I was "admiring" my masterpiece, the sound of opening the door made me wary. "Son, dad is back." Oh, shit. Why dad? I just tried to run to stop him, but it was too late. I saw my father step on the marble and fall on his back. I ran at once, but as soon as my hand was released, the bottle flew down and hit my father on the forehead. I pulled my dad hard and slipped. Then my mother came back, and I shouted, "Stop!" Mom didn't fall for it.
After reading my story, do you think I was naughty when I was a child?
When I was a child, I was very naughty. 10, I was very naughty. I used to spray my mother's perfume on flowers to increase the fragrance of flowers; Spray toilet water on the windowsill to repel mosquitoes; But what I will never forget is the stupid thing I did.
I remember that time, I was only six years old. One day, my parents were not at home, so I had to go to my grandmother's house.
There is a stone table in grandma's house. At that time, we liked to crawl around on it, but the stone table was too high, so grandma had to carry me up.
Once, my friends and I went to play in the yard. Grandma came with a ladder in her hand. A child said, "Who can pick up this ladder?" Because this ladder is made of bamboo, it can be lifted easily.
Suddenly I had a brainwave and said, "Who dares to climb this ladder?" Hearing this, they all shook their heads.
"You cowards are useless. Help me hold the ladder and don't let me fall! " They grabbed the ladder one by one, and every time I went up, I was more afraid.
Just then, grandpa came back, saw my move, and his little eyes suddenly opened like two bells and said:
"Little ancestor, why don't you play this dangerous game?" While speaking, I quickly walked up and helped me down from the ladder. After that, I was severely criticized. My dad came back in the evening and found out about it. He beat me up.
Now I will smile gently when I think about it. Yes, I was really naughty when I was a child!
When I was a child, I was very naughty. Some people say that being naughty is a child's nature. Let me think about it. I did get into a lot of trouble for being naughty.
When I was five years old, I remember one day my grandfather took me to eat old duck soup. We passed a small watch shop. The shopkeeper and grandpa are very close, and we started talking as soon as we met. While they were talking, I slipped into the watch shop. There are all kinds of watches and watch repair tools on the table. I am so happy that I can't help playing.
I picked up a small watch with no cover in my left hand and a pliers-like tool in my right hand. I fiddled with the watch hand gently, but I didn't expect to pinch it off. I picked up a watch hand and tried to put it back, but I accidentally bent it again. I quickly took out a small hammer. "Ding Dong Ding Dong!" I want to knock it straight quickly.
The noise was heard by grandpa outside the door. "What are you doing?" I saw my grandfather staring at me and shouting. I was so scared that I quickly put down what I was holding and muttered, "I'm ... I'm repairing my watch." Grandpa saw that the watch on the table was falling apart and dragged me out of the shop step by step. Go back and apologize to the owner.
Of course, I didn't mean to. Just out of curiosity, I was in trouble. Now that I have grown up, I will try my best to control my curiosity. People can no longer call me naughty.
When I was a child, I was very naughty. Everyone's life is like the stars in the sky, and the brightest of these stars is childhood. Childhood contains many things worth remembering.
Don't say that girls are not naughty when they are young. I heard grandma say that being naughty is a child's nature. I am anyway.
In grade one, I made a mistake. Ding's bell rang. After lunch, we all played outside, and Hu and he sat on the bench to play. I am playing with a classmate. I fought with him before I was sensible. After a few minutes, I was resting on the bench, and that classmate secretly hit me. I didn't feel it yet, and then she hit me several times in a row. I stood up and went after him. However, something terrible happened. I was in big trouble. I chased him on the bench and accidentally bumped into Hu, who fell off the bench. The thorn poked his foot, and all the students playing outside were shocked. Some people reported to the teacher, some people ran into the classroom ... I saw it and stood still. Wait for the teacher to come. Teacher Chen came out and took Hu to the infirmary. I walked into the classroom. But my mood is like stormy waves, and I can't calm down for a long time. After school, Mr. Chen called my grandmother and me to the office, gave us a meal, and lost half of the medical expenses.
Childhood is like the waves in the sea, which will roll in my heart from time to time and bloom in my heart like a budding flower. I like my childhood, and I like my naughty childhood.
When I was a child, I was very naughty. When I was a child, I was so naughty that I always had many strange ideas in my head. Looking back now, it is really interesting!
I was a six-year-old baby at that time. One day in the summer vacation, grandma went to the market to buy food. I was playing alone in the vegetable field outside my home and accidentally found grandma's chicken. Look! They're taking worms alive! I looked at their plump chicken feathers, and when my black eyes turned, I had a brainwave: I pulled a few hairs from the chicken and made a beautiful feather shuttlecock. "Ha ha ha!" I can't help secretly enjoying myself.
Say action, action, open the door and lock the beautiful and proud rooster. Target locked. Let's leave now. " 1——2——3!" I shouted in my mind. I rushed past like an arrow when the other two chickens jumped out in fright.
At this time, only me and the rooster were left in the fence. We were deadlocked there, and the cool breeze blew up the fallen leaves on the ground.
I preemptively tried to hold him down, but he moved away flexibly. Immediately, it jumped up and pecked at my hand. I was so angry that I jumped on the rooster like a tiger. The cock had a brainwave and a small pond appeared. I jumped into the water.
Just then, my grandmother came back, and when she saw me as a drowned rat, she was startled, looked at the fence again and shook her head helplessly.
When I was a child, I was very naughty. Can't help it! This is a child's nature, let alone a six-year-old child.
When I was a child, I was very naughty. When I was a child, I was a naughty boy and always liked to play some practical jokes.
I remember one time, I stayed at home with nothing to do, and the first thing that came to my mind was a prank. So, I played a "water splashing game". I brought a cup, filled it with water, and went to the balcony. There happened to be a middle-aged man passing downstairs with a bag on his back. I threw the water in a hurry, but it spilled into his bag. He didn't seem to know that his bag was wet, so he just left. I thought: it seems that we have to aim, and we can't let them walk away so easily. I stared at the people coming and going downstairs, and another "victim"-grandpa came. I shot him in the head very accurately and he looked up. I quickly hid behind the glass window, my heart pounding, for fear that grandpa would come to me. Fortunately, grandpa's eyes turned to the air conditioner, which was dripping, which made me feel at ease.
Later, "victims" came one after another, but their attention was attracted by air conditioning. Until later, a "victim" uncle downstairs has been looking for it. When I poked my head out, he found me and scared me to run back to my room. From then on, I never dare to play this kind of "water splashing game" again.
When I was a child, I was very naughty. My childhood (15) is gone forever like running water, but I will never forget the interesting past of my childhood.
I remember that when I was just 6 years old, my mother didn't have time to take care of me, so she sent me to my grandmother's house. Although I like it there, there are many mosquitoes there.
On the first day, there happened to be guests at grandma's house, and grandpa invited them to drink. As a result, I saw that they were all a little drunk.
Suddenly, a strange idea came to my mind-drunk mosquito. While they were not looking, I secretly took a bottle of wine and ran to the next room. I asked my sister who is two years older than me to drink mosquitoes with me.
I decided to spill the wine on the wall and wait for the mosquitoes to "suck". But my sister said it was a waste of wine, so we learned to be adults, said "cheers", and then drank the wine in one breath, feeling spicy in our mouths. I thought to myself: how can adults like to drink this kind of thing! Gradually, I saw the house moving. Suddenly, I fell to the ground. As a result, we fainted before mosquitoes came. Later, grandma woke us up.
Childhood is like the waves in the sea, which will roll in my heart from time to time and bloom in my heart like a budding flower. I like my childhood, and I like my naughty childhood.
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