About the hilarity of double eleven, talk about the classic humorous sentences of double 1 1

Dear friends, your most anticipated double eleven is coming soon! Little friends, are you all ready t

About the hilarity of double eleven, talk about the classic humorous sentences of double 1 1

Dear friends, your most anticipated double eleven is coming soon! Little friends, are you all ready to chop your hands? Bring you a funny story about the Double Eleven. Talk about the classic humorous sentences of double 1 1 Have fun!

1, just a good time for a prodigal bitch to lose sleep. Yang Guo is the only person I have ever met who has a pair of 1 1.

2. Double 1 1 Chop hands ... After that, I will clean up the cupboard and let something return to the blood.

3. I will go! Double 1 1 How pathetic you are if you don't steal my number.

4, tired into a dog, double 1 1 defeat.

5. Double 1 1 cannot submit a refund application on the same day. Think twice before chopping your hands.

6. For a girl like me who doesn't have a pair of 1 1, please keep it, dear. After all, it is virtuous.

7, the weather is cold, double 1 1, do not pick your hands, have classes, really suitable for turning on the air conditioner.

8, double 1 1 6, I'm still single! This heart is so cold! Come and meet Erkang!

9. The so-called double 1 1 selection festival, in fact, I have already lost my home to 7788.

10, early warning double 1 1, I feel that I don't lack anything when I am busy. Only when you are extremely bored will you feel that you have nothing. Good morning, children's shoes!

1 1, double 1 1 Shopping Festival and Singles' Day have been confused. I just want to ask, did you chop your hand today? Anyway, I'm almost defeated. I'm going to drink porridge for a month.

12, the boy who eats soil 1 1 chopped his hands and feet, and he was physically disabled and determined to touch the world 1 1. He caught a canned dog for Beibei, so I fell asleep without chopping my hands at all.

13, wake up double 1 1, more than half of it has passed. Forget it, I'll take over next year! By the way, what did everyone cut?

14, double 1 1, others are busy chopping hands, and my husband and I are busy making money. The two of them fought until 23 o'clock and finally ended. We're going to cry.

15, Shuang 1 1 abusive dog chop hands.

16, double 1 1, you chop, I have to leave my hand to move bricks.

The night before 17 and double 1 1. "Double immediately 1 1! I picked up my hand in advance, hahahahahahahahahaha! " Double 1 1. "Where is my hand? Where are my hands? ! ! ! Forget it. Why not press the password first with your chin? ! ! "

18, 1 1 month, chop season. And I, the second1singles day. This is a special experience that others don't have.

19, it's over. It's too late to double 1 1 chop hands this year. It's so tempting. It hurts.

20, at 1 1:59, the last quiet minute. I brushed six pairs of shoes. Just after paying the money, I found that the system had entered the stage of double 1 1 crash, so I stopped talking and went to chop hands.

2 1, today the double 1 1 first single chop started. I hope it will have a good omen, and personal products will explode haha.

22. What the hell is the Tmall Double 1 1 party? Celebrate everyone's agility? Wang Kai worked too hard, dragging his weak body to participate in the fruit table game. ...

23, before the Double Eleven, I cut my hand. It was really a double 1 1 chop ... After stopping bleeding for a few minutes, I finished eating the chicken with a wound. I think it tastes better than eating, maybe I didn't pickle it enough.

24. Shuang 1 1 Kindly call him Chop Hands Festival.

25. Oh, yes, except for the double 1 1. I don't have to work overtime in a hurry. After that, I remembered that it was another Singles' Day. I found an article I read in my circle of friends before and gave it to this great festival. This year is hopeless, I hope next year.

26. On the homepage, there is a message about the great achievements of the wedding of Shuang 1 1 pickpocket party and Zaizai. I really want to take a dog leash. Anyway, it is to calm my mood and stimulate economic growth. At the same time, I still want to wish Tsai a happy wedding and what his baby will look like. 8. Double 1 1 pickpocket festival, generally speaking, it's just 7 laps 6km42'6 ". The condition is gradually improving, and so is his knee, but Xiong Haizi always walks, holding him for a long time is harmful to his knee.

27. Double 1 1. You hesitate to buy or chop hands in buy buy. My dearest friends and I got up early to see them. I hope everyone can try their best to shine and warm those who need our warmth. Even a little-for a meaningful day. All right. A new day. The work has already started. Everybody11.11Happy!

28. The girl at the front desk accidentally broke my notebook. I pulled her close to my office. She said to me, "As long as you don't pay, you can punish her." I thought how I could bear to let such a beautiful girl pay for it, so I said to her, "Never mind, lend me your computer for one day, and don't delay my online shopping."

29,165438+1October 1 1, it will continue to be cloudy and foggy, but there is already heating at home. Although the temperature is not high, talking is better than nothing! Today is the Double 1 1 Chop Hands Festival! 24. It will be the Double Eleven soon. 1 1 In the early morning, I turned on my wife's mobile phone, logged into Alipay, and entered the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet. Don't thank me. My name is Lei Feng.

30. Double Eleven is coming. I don't know why my husband has put away all the bank cards at home. Is this wool?

3 1. When I meet an old classmate and friend with a wife and a belt, tell him loudly that I have not fallen. If you meet someone who is still wandering outside the besieged city like you, comfort him. We are all strong and good comrades. Stick to it. Singles all over the world will unite and the victory must be ours.

32. The next three days are very interesting:165438+1October 9:119; 165438+ 10/0:110; 165438+1October 1 1: double 1 1. This tells us: fire prevention, theft prevention and fault prevention! ! !

33. In the past, it used to be a hands-on party on Christmas New Year's Day, but now it is changed to a double 1 1 hands-on party. The economic level has obviously dropped, so close your eyes and go to sleep!

34. jump on the bed and spread it out like a waste newspaper. I'm busy at work recently, so I don't have time to finish the planned things during the break. Tiredness and troubles rub off all kinds of sparks, and I can spontaneously ignite in minutes. I packed my bags and got ready for bed. I found that the window of the opposite community was asleep at this time. Today, many houses are brightly lit. Well, I had a good time with Shuang 1 1. Although I also want to buy it at buy buy, I'd better wash and sleep.

I think it's 35 years old ... double 1 1 needs everyone to chop hands ... there should be no upper limit for shopping carts! autumn ...

36. I finally made up my mind to double 1 1 and finally chose a night! ! Then. . . No, all the goods will be invalid in 5 minutes ... only when I stay up late at the movies tonight.