Classic sentences of mahjong philosophy of life

1, I went to eat hot pot with my friends the day before yesterday. When I was ready to eat, I saw some small ingredients missing. I asked the proprietress if she had sesame sauce! The proprietress looked puzzled and said that there was no mahjong, only poker. I'll go, boss Can we stop it?

2. I want to take three days off now ~ sleep until eleven o'clock on the first day, and then lie at home in the sun without washing my face and glasses; Get up early the next day, go climbing or hiking, and go to grandma's house to eat fruit and watch them play mahjong in the afternoon; On the third day, I went shopping with Lao Wang or my good friends to eat delicious food, and didn't go home until nightfall. So I suddenly want to get married ~ I can't take a vacation until I get married.

3, play a small mahjong, eat a spicy. Find a small object, life is like this.

4. Persuade the world, live at 0 years old, play at 0 years old, and grow up at 10 years old; 20 for love; 30 basic orientation; 40 fight hard; 50 look back; 60 return to China; 70 playing mahjong; 80 basking in the sun; 90 lying in bed; 100 hanging on the wall ... Life is great, and death is sad! Please don't just stand side by side when you can hold hands. Please don't just hold hands when you can hug. When you can be together, please don't be separated easily!

I don't go out during the day these days, but I go for a walk by the river after dinner and washing dishes at night, then I go to John Yang and play mahjong, a song that has been circulating for a long time. Mahjong once won 250. Recently, I replayed all last year's mahjong and played it five times. Early to bed and early to rise has nothing to do with me.

6. Russia should work hard to earn money and play mahjong.

7. Why didn't that unlucky woman kill him? To play mahjong, my two-year-old son is still at home. As a result, the child climbed out of the window and fell dead. The incident happened in Jiangsu. The furious father is crazy. Beat his wife with his son. Do something useful when playing mahjong, and stay away from gambling.

8. Youth is like playing mahjong. You either shoot or touch yourself.

9. With your big die, you can buckle a pair of mahjong and bring a game of military chess.

10, optimistic, strong and happy; The money spent from your hand is your own money; It is better to meet someone who likes reading than to meet someone who likes playing mahjong.

1 1, others are short of three when playing mahjong, and I am short of three when playing mahjong.

12, playing mahjong with my colleagues after dinner in the evening, my wife called me and asked me what I was doing. Colleagues smiled and said, "You won't be beaten when you go back, will you?" I said, "That depends on whether I win money in the end." If she loses, she will definitely be beaten! "