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A colleague often wants to rub my car to get off work. What should I do?

After buying a car, you will meet friends and colleagues who will give you a ride. After all, everyone is willing to help others, but they are always afraid that a few colleagues are thicker than the city wall and self-centered. They often use moral repression to rub your car on the grounds of colleague relationship. Simply put, they regard your car as his car and your people as his personal driver.

And on the way to the car, ta will do all kinds of things that disgust you, such as having to eat ice cream in the car.

Or smoking in the car is not discouraged, and then the soot falls on the seat of the new car you just bought.

So how can we effectively prevent these things from happening? To this end, Brother Tomato racked his brains and came up with the following five "crooked ideas" for everyone. Let's have a look.

Well, Brother Tomato knows that your traffic is not enough again. Therefore, Brother Tomato has prepared several text versions of the methods for everyone to analyze the precautions of these methods one by one.

Now that Didi taxis are popular all over the country, we can make good use of this and become "fake riders". When a colleague says he wants to take a taxi, we can show him his mobile phone directly, politely refuse his request, and be sure to say to him, "Why don't you pay for the taxi?" In this way, you can implicitly tell him that there is a price to take your car, and ordinary people will not pester you again in the future.

Note: This method can only be used occasionally. If used for a long time, it is likely to cause colleagues to check and expose.

Picking up people is always a good excuse, but it is not realistic to pick up hitchhikers all the time. After all, it is impossible to be so coincidental every day. There must be a fixed pick-up girl, that is, a girlfriend! The mission of the car is to serve the family conveniently, and it is absolutely justified to use the "girlfriend" as an excuse. When a colleague said that he wanted to get on the bus, he directly showed the photo of his girlfriend. Note: This method is not suitable for "single dog", because using this method is likely to make you spill "dog food" on your face.

The criticism here is just a metaphor. Brother Tomato is not asking people to scold their colleagues. Just find another good friend to cooperate with and satirize colleagues who often rub cars. Most people will have self-knowledge and won't rub your car again. But if you really meet a colleague with thicker skin than the city wall, then the fourth way is to get to know him again. Note: this method is a bit too radical in speech, which may cause colleagues to fight back and eventually turn into mutual tearing X. It is better to use it with caution.

The name of this method is terrible at first glance, but it is really challenging to operate in practice. If all the above methods don't work, then we can "invite you into the urn" and then come in the car when you feel uncomfortable, such as not turning on the air conditioner in summer and opening the window in winter. If you can persist until your colleagues can't stand it, then congratulations, you have succeeded!

Note: this method requires strong personal endurance, otherwise it is very likely that stealing chickens and wasting money will turn rice into a loss of 800. I hope you think twice before you act.

After all, if the first four methods don't work, it proves that this colleague has been shameless to the extreme in this matter. At this time, it is futile to use any methods and techniques. It's better to be bold and say no to them directly and bravely. The effective rate of this method is 100%.

Note: Of course, when using this method, don't be kidnapped by false morality. The car is our own and we have the right to decide whether to send it or not.

In fact, here we don't mean that people usually rub cars on the road, because when everyone is inconvenient and anxious, Brother Tomato just wants everyone to buy a car, which should bring convenience and happiness, not trouble. If you encounter such a self-centered and uncomfortable car rub, you must face it tactfully and don't compromise easily.