Let's talk about it after 00

A selection of conversations after 00.

00, a group of young teenagers, they like different things, they like to talk about it with personality. I have compiled some selected conversations after 00, and I hope I will like them after 00.

A selection of conversations after 00.

1, youth, is a group of young people in spring.

I don't know why I am so excited when I hear the bell after class.

You are a scar on my heart, and it always hurts to recall.

4. Have you ever imagined that the electric fan will fall down in class, the one on the teacher's head?

5, a person for a lifetime. That's an ancient thing. In modern times, many people and three girls are everywhere one day, which is really fascinating.

6. I want to be a man's heart in my next life. If I don't jump, you will all die.

7. Amulet, you protect your body, not your heart.

8. We are strangers who are estranged from each other, trying our best to be stubborn with tears in our eyes.

9. The class teacher shouted? Can students who are absent raise their hands? .

10, dead vines and old trees faint; The school is not allowed to go home; Assault naked test does not hang; Just talking in my sleep.

1 1、? Five more issues before the winter vacation? Seeing this sentence, my world lit up.

12, a word to borrow money, how many iron silence, how many people learn to lie.

13, we are all crazy, wandering in this hypocritical world.

14, Teacher: Why are there so many typos in your paper? Student: Because I use pinyin input method.

15, the night before the start of school, the electricity consumption in China will increase linearly.

No matter what shortcomings you have, you can say yes. Hereditary What a wonderful excuse!

17, I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She shouted: Your deskmate is the pig!

18, I tried my best, but I really can't please everyone.

19, the sadness of many college students is that they have learned to kill dragons, but they can't find them with knives.

20. I broke up with him, a very calm kind. I asked,? Can we be friends in the future? He smiled? Has it always been?

2 1, time is like water, always speechless. If you are well, it will be sunny.

22, my things, you don't touch, touch you will be mentally ill.

23, my heart was blocked, and suddenly tears poured down my face. I am full of self-love.

24. We have to go after all, although there are thousands of people in Qian Qian who don't give up.

When I knew I was wrong, it was too late. I wonder when you will forgive me.

26. Teacher, you only know how to use it? Notify the parents? Threaten me, what a hero!

27. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

28. Teacher, I have saved a homework for the winter vacation, which is touching. Let's not hand it in. . .

29. You step on two boats with your feet. You rowed beautifully.

30. Fail math? Normal! Do you need functions when shopping?

3 1, I have to admit, I am a layman, and I prefer selfish people in my bones.

32. I am a passer-by in your life, and you are the eternal freeze in my life.

33. Write primary school homework in winter and summer vacation for a long time. Beating a classmate as a primary school student, the charging standard, winter vacation homework yuan, summer homework yuan beating a classmate.

34. Love from school to marriage is the proudest thing in my life.

35. What happened? During the winter vacation, Princess Huanzhu will be broadcast without going to Hunan Satellite TV. What is the omen? Bad laugh. . .

36, winter vacation homework is: You write a copy, the teacher writes a copy. .

37. We lost each other when we went with the flow.

38. Whether to talk or not is your business, and whether to listen or not is my business. My business is none of your business!

39. There is a tree called Shu Gao in the university, and many people hang it.

40. Life is so short, why should the result of an exam affect our mood?

4 1, my mother summed up the reason why I am fat in eight words: I can't control my mouth and can't move my legs.

42. when I graduate, I will erect a monument in the dormitory to commemorate my youth?

43. There are no bad students, only teachers who can't educate.

44. All my youth is dedicated to the person called compulsory education.

45. When you kissed her, did it suddenly occur to you that I had bitten your lip hard?

46. The most terrible thing is to tell your best friend the truth, but ta tells it as a joke.

47. You are lazy to make new friends because you are lazy to explain your life from the beginning.

48. You can't love if you don't love. Don't be reluctant to part, let this wrong love end early.

49. Finally, I found that you are more and more important to me, and I don't need you anymore.

50, computer, come on, let me go, I am a person with homework.

5 1, from primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

52. God gave us youth and acne.

Teacher, you can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future!

54. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock on edge and got up and rolled around every day.

55. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

56, homework three, please respect yourself, I am a person with winter vacation.

57. What's so strange about being thin? My sister used to be thin, but have you ever been fat?

58. The main symptom of bad students now is that the wind blows down during class and the dog can't get rid of it after class.

59. I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and I caught one. And I collapsed! ? Another bottle? .

No matter how the world treats me, I will never become an invincible Xiao Qiang. . . .

6 1, sitting in front of the computer, not knowing what to do, but not wanting to turn it off.

62. At present, holidays are the same as winter holidays, winter holidays are the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, and May Day is the same as weekends.

63. When you stop talking over and over again, it means that you are really mature.

64. There are too many days when a person faces a lonely heart and falls into endless loneliness.

65. Once upon a time, you were a flower of the motherland and thrived. Now, you are the red apricots of the motherland, collectively climbing over the wall.

66. Every time I see a handsome guy, I always feel a little guilty, and I always wonder how I can relate to him.

67. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds.

68. Senior one, you learn silly coins; Senior two, don't learn stupid money; Senior three, you all know that you have learned stupid coins.

69. oh, my god Please give me back all my pocket money from childhood!

70, big sister, piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

7 1, what's wrong with having a girl? Even if you use some sanitary napkins, you can save a number of sanitary napkin factories!

Teacher, don't keep staring at me. If you stare again, I'll charge!

73. No matter who you are, regardless of junior high school or senior high school, we will always be the worst class in the teacher's mouth in recent years.

74. I am a shy boy. I like a girl who doesn't have the courage to tell her. I hope everyone can give me courage.

75. Cherish the people in front of you. It's not easy. Good night, everyone. Go to bed early. Oh, by the way, don't forget flowers.

76. I finally understand why adults don't let minors fall in love, because we shouldn't bear this at our age.

77. The only regret after graduation is that I haven't been to the men's room.

78. Teacher, it's not my fault that you love to sleep, but your mouth is too hypnotic!

79.- Maybe you're not looking for an autograph, just looking for a mood.

80. Me: Dad! I'm going to watch the meteor shower with my girlfriend tomorrow night. Dad: Then remember to bring your raincoat.

8 1, 12, school begins, and their relationship ends here, but-there will be an angel named winter vacation who loves you for me.

82. In the exam, I only expected 60 points, because my father told me that 59 points were disabled and 6 1 was a waste.

83. If two people are in the same phase, no amount of obstruction is an excuse.

84. I broke the electric fan at home today. Father said: you are fine, it is sunny. If you don't feel well, I will thunder.

It's late at night and I suddenly want to study. Unfortunately, the power went out. When I found the candle, it was already dawn.

86. The tears in the corner of my eyes haven't dried yet, and another drop falls on the dust. Say goodbye to tears from now on.

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