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Tell me about your careless gain of weight.

If you accidentally gain weight, tell me about your mood as follows:

1, I have gained weight for a long time and my weight has reached its peak. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.

2, the face is fat several times, the fat face is blessed, and strive to make your life more complete.

3, shut up and open your legs, for a fat man like me, it is still a little useful!

4. I feel that I am as fat as a big fat man now, eating more and more completely out of control, and eating whatever I want!

5. Say that you are not fat. Only a chubby face is really cute. I want to take a bite of MengMeng's bread face.

6. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

7. Being laughed at since childhood and being able to grow up mentally sound proves that fat people have a stronger heart than ordinary people.

8. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

9. If you are not careful, you will get fat, and if you are not careful, you will get old. Why can't you make a fortune if you're not careful?

10, I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.

1 1, the epidemic is almost over, and I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. This trend of getting fat is not optimistic.

12, I don't know what magic it is, but I really want to eat something with chocolate flavor. I really don't feel fat enough.

13 but after eating the canteen for two days in a row, I was told that my face was fat and I really couldn't indulge myself in winter.